Off Topic: Gamblers Ramblings

BumperD

Done

droidman123

good man bumper:)

BumperD

Wonder could a mod sticky this?

droidman123

BumperD wrote: »

Wonder could a mod sticky this?

what does it mean to "sticky" something? excuse my ignorance

BumperD

Keeps the thread in the top 4 / front page even if no one posts to it. Prevents it falling onto page 2 or further down and getting burried.

BumperD

Look at the top 5 threads on this forum for example, they don't budge, but the others do slide down through inactivity

droidman123

I have a wasps nest in my attic:eek: little ba*stards, I hate the fuc*kers. rang a pest control place today, they will be out on Monday, only 60 yo yo,s. thought it would be more. I just wanna get rid of them:mad:

BumperD

Sounds nasty. Knew a person who had bats in the attic. Had difficulty getting someone to rid the place as they are protected.

Silver lining droidy,you could have free honey for the winter

jimjamcos

Strange enough Q lads, but which is the best bookie out of 888Sport, Unibet and 32Red?

droidman123

jimjamcos wrote: »

Strange enough Q lads, but which is the best bookie out of 888Sport, Unibet and 32Red?

Wouldn't have a clue Jim,I only ever used the bricks and morter's shops.

jimjamcos

Reason i asked was want to have a bet on Fabregas @ 33/1 to be Premiership POTY. Think he's massively overpriced given his team are favs and will be built around him ala Lampard while i can't see any real standouts from the rest of the market (Hazard is a woeful fav). Only 14/1 with PP. Tried having 20 on with Unibet and most they'd allow was 3.78. lol, solid bet, that!

BumperD

Did he sign for Chelsea? Sorry, haven't been keeping up on the summer footy transfer market. Your exploits on adeboyor last season means I always sit up when you post something like this.

Slattsy

How did i miss this thread??

Good man Bumper


Player of the Year. Ooooh tough call - City favourites in my book and Chelsea 2nd. Can see a big year for Aguero if he stays fit.

droidman123

Slattsy wrote: »

How did i miss this thread??

Good man Bumper


Player of the Year. Ooooh tough call - City favourites in my book and Chelsea 2nd. Can see a big year for Aguero if he stays fit.

Errr I think you are forgetting the hammers slattsy.

jimjamcos

Price is gone as of this morning lads and didn't even get my 3.78 on!! Yes, tough market but he was just too big at that price. Kants

Slattsy

Been killing ants constantly the last few days. Got my garden landscaped and they're every where since.
No exaggeration, but I'd say I easily massacred exactly 3.92 million of them.

BumperD

There is a sugar based bait you can get. The soldiers will carry it back to the queen, who eats it and dies. Until you kill the queen, more and more ants slattsy. I know all about ants, cockroaches, centipedes, grass snakes, banana spiders and scorpions. I've taken them on single handedly with varying degrees of success. Hate bugs.

droidman123

I once had ants in my pants

Backstreet Moyes

Pissed off with Boylesports.

Withdrew €100 Thursday night about half 8 and said i will have it next weekend for a party i am going too. Had a heavy enough weekend looked into my account this morning and the €100 went in Friday morning. This after it says the money takes 3-5 working days to reach your account now the €100 is gone and i am bolloxed for the weekend.

Slattsy

Sounds like a good weekend.

Backstreet Moyes

Slattsy wrote: »

Sounds like a good weekend.

It was a heavy weekend on the beer even more heavy on the losers.

Slattsy

Im starving. And there's no food in gaff, only sausages.
Is it too late for sausages?

Slattsy

Yeah it is.
Gonna have a few gin and tonics instead.

and some licorice allsorts.

hucklebuck

Slattsy wrote: »

Been killing ants constantly the last few days. Got my garden landscaped and they're every where since.
No exaggeration, but I'd say I easily massacred exactly 3.92 million of them.

You sound like Antie Hitler, did you gas them?

hucklebuck

Slattsy wrote: »

Im starving. And there's no food in gaff, only sausages.
Is it too late for sausages?

Never too late, I had breakfast pizza for lunch and dinner yesterday and lunch today, damn tasty stuff. Even the hoochies in work were sniffing around.

hucklebuck

Slattsy wrote: »

Im starving. And there's no food in gaff, only sausages.
Is it too late for sausages?

I always thought you were a bloke, you having that Hendricks cucumber gin nonsense all the girls are in to.

Slattsy

hucklebuck wrote: »

You sound like Antie Hitler, did you gas them?

Some powder. Decent stuff.

hucklebuck wrote: »

Never too late, I had breakfast pizza for lunch and dinner yesterday and lunch today, damn tasty stuff. Even the hoochies in work were sniffing around.

If i had pizza i'd eat it.
But alas

auldgranny

hucklebuck wrote: »

Never too late, I had breakfast pizza for lunch and dinner yesterday and lunch today, damn tasty stuff. Even the hoochies in work were sniffing around.

I am making chips right now even though I am meant to be on a diet. Bottle of cider with that and I am sorted.

Slattsy

I do have oven chips here, but take too long.

auldgranny

Slattsy wrote: »

I do have oven chips here, but take too long.

Oven chips too bland. I like the full fat ones. Sausages are good too. Tasty.

hucklebuck

Slattsy wrote: »

I do have oven chips here, but take too long.

Ahem microwave oven, jobs a good 'un

Slattsy

Too late, gin wins.

auldgranny

hucklebuck wrote: »

Ahem microwave oven, jobs a good 'un

Didn't know you could microwave oven chips. Handy to know

Slattsy

I wouldnt listen to him.

auldgranny

Slattsy wrote: »

I wouldnt listen to him.

Ooooooo why? is there a story

Slattsy

Several!!

auldgranny

Slattsy wrote: »

Several!!

Come on.....share. Sure I won't tell anyone.

Slattsy

My granny always told me to never trust auld grannys.

auldgranny

Slattsy wrote: »

My granny always told me to never trust auld grannys.

Your granny was right!

Slattsy

She's never wrong!

droidman123

auldgranny wrote: »

Ooooooo why? is there a story

How old are you auld granny???

Slattsy

Dont trust him either.

auldgranny

droidman123 wrote: »

How old are you auld granny???

In my 50's. Telling no closer than that.

droidman123

auldgranny wrote: »

In my 50's. Telling no closer than that.

Theres a lad that hangs around here called johner,he might be interested in you if you are available.

auldgranny

droidman123 wrote: »

Theres a lad that hangs around here called johner,he might be interested in you if you are available.

For what?

Slattsy

I have a feeling auldgranny is a male!!

auldgranny

Slattsy wrote: »

I have a feeling auldgranny is a male!!

If you had a feel you would know I ain't.

Slattsy

Sorry my bad!!

droidman123

Slattsy wrote: »

I have a feeling auldgranny is a male!!

I think so too,thats why I thought johner might be interested

auldgranny

Why would you think that anyway?

droidman123

Are you the auldgranny from the hidden camera show naked camera?