I want to buy an Owl

Skill Magill

I've gotten too old to walk the dog. an Owl would be a perfect substitute pertched on my shoulder lookin wise'n'all.
Your perfect pet?

biko

A wizard perched upon my shoulder doing my bidding

Skill Magill

^^^
A wizzards not a pet though. doesn't count
Although all wizards can count, I want a wizard too

NipNip

I'd love a penguin.

chughes

Would an owl wan do you? I believe there are pubs in Dublin where you can get them for next to nothing.

40now

NipNip wrote: »

I'd love a penguin.

I'm having one with a cup of tea :-)

comongethappy

Lidl will be selling a range of owls in a fortnight.

Ranging from sleek modern compact owls perfect for commuting. To robust owls for camping, hiking etc.

Pretty much an owl to meet any lifestyle.

3-year warranty too which is always a comfort.

Skill Magill

Didn't take long for the owl one jokes, can you not be serious, your perfect pet, simple question. I'd also like a wolf if I didn't have to walk it

Skill Magill

Or a penguin

chughes

Skill Magill wrote: »

Didn't take long for the owl one jokes, can you not be serious, your perfect pet, simple question. I'd also like a wolf if I didn't have to walk it

I'm sorry you didn't like my owl wan joke, I thought it was a hoot.

A cow called Daisy

Skill Magill wrote: »

I've gotten too old to walk the dog. an Owl would be a perfect substitute pertched on my shoulder lookin wise'n'all.
Your perfect pet?

So what you really want is something that will stay up all night. That will turn heads

Skill Magill

Well I'm too old to walk the dog

nicowa

Owls are cool. As long as you've got a 20 ft aviary rather than keeping them in your bedside cabinet like this woman did (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/hundreds-of-pet-owls-abandoned-after-840299).

Skill Magill

And wise, you could learn a lot from one. Like posting links that work

Talib Fiasco

I'd love a pet hedgehog.

40now

Skill Magill wrote: »

And wise, you could learn a lot from one. Like posting links that work

Ha ha

Skill Magill

Talib Fiasco wrote: »

I'd love a pet hedgehog.

A prickly subject, likely to be a thorn in your side

nicowa

Skill Magill wrote: »

And wise, you could learn a lot from one. Like posting links that work

Won't work from my phone... Oh well...

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/hundreds-of-pet-owls-abandoned-after-840299

How about now?

Jawgap

Twit

nicowa

Jawgap wrote: »

Twit

Who's a twit?

Skill Magill

Owl allow it

A cow called Daisy

Talib Fiasco wrote: »

I'd love a pet hedgehog.

Bad idea. Mate had one buy he kept spiking her drink. Made her feel a bit of a prick

nicowa

Skill Magill wrote: »

Owl allow it

You're too kind.

Jawgap

nicowa wrote: »

Who's a twit?

Twoo!

Banjo String

2 8 2 8 2 0

Skill Magill

You could get it to go foraging and just sit back in the lap of luxury as it brings you back tasty morsels.

Banjo String

Skill Magill wrote: »

You could get it to go foraging and just sit back in the lap of luxury as it brings you back tasty morsels.

Crap pool opponents though.

I played one before, everytime he committed a foul and I shouted "two hits" he would start giving me the evil eye and say "two hits to who?" :cool:

Skill Magill

^^
You had sit back and think of that one

Banjo String

Skill Magill wrote: »

^^
You had sit back and think of that one

No seriously, that's an owl one. :pac:

LordSutch

Skill Magill wrote: »

I've gotten too old to walk the dog. an Owl would be a perfect substitute pertched on my shoulder lookin wise'n'all.
Your perfect pet?

Whats stopping you from perching the dog on your shoulder?

...failing that, what about a parrot?

Arthur Beesley

Skill Magill wrote: »

^^^
A wizzards not a pet though. doesn't count
Although all wizards can count, I want a wizard too

So can calculators.

MRnotlob606

penguin

Arthur Beesley

NipNip wrote: »

I'd love a penguin.

Penguins and meerkats would be cool.

Arthur Beesley

Banjo String wrote: »

2 8 2 8 2 0

Is this binary or something?

Skill Magill

An Owl that doesn't shít, and can attack, and forage would be perfect

Skill Magill

Arthur Beesley wrote: »

Is this binary or something?

There are only 2 types of people in this world that understand binary. Or phonetics

Banjo String

Arthur Beesley wrote: »

Is this binary or something?

01011001 01100101 01110011

Ted_YNWA

Id get an elephant. He could use his trunk to get into those hard to reach places.

Also would save me having to pay for the leccy shower.

Skill Magill

Banjo String wrote: »

01011001 01100101 01110011

Surely you mean 01110100 01110111 01101001 01110100 00100000 01110100 01110111 01101001 01110100 00100000 01110100 01101111 01101111 00100000 01101000 01101111 01101111

Arthur Beesley

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

Id get an elephant. He could use his trunk to get into those hard to reach places.

Also would save me having to pay for the leccy shower.

Plus he'd never forget.

looking_around

A cheetah

(alternatively, the house cat is actually the perfect pet for me ^^ )

Kiwi in IE

I would like a squirrell. Or a fox. I like owls too.

Sky King

A load of meerkats. I love the way they stand up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aav2UXNQMTc

LETHAL LADY

The Reptile Zoo in Gowran, Co. Kilkenny has the biggest, angriest owl I've ever seen. The owl is upstairs, in a netted corner, hooting owl feck offs to all the visitors.

Pwindedd

An orangutan.

Skill Magill

A wise owl might be costly though

Gmol

You want Roy Hodgson?

Jawgap

No need to buy one.

If the rumours are to be believed you can have Jermaine Johnson for free

SEPT 23 1989

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

The Reptile Zoo in Gowran, Co. Kilkenny has the biggest, angriest owl I've ever seen. The owl is upstairs, in a netted corner, hooting owl feck offs to all the visitors.

That owl is ex military I believe three or four tours in ,Vietnam

The Pheasant2

A goldfish sized humpback whale

Belle E. Flops

A dire wolf and a penguin.

They'd be friends so the penguin wouldn't get eaten.