if you could stop time........

murray.eoghan

hi,if you could stop/start time what would you do and why?

Nemeses

Who said I wasn't stopping Time?.....

Nichololas

Right now. So I could sniff all of the lovely knickers

Donkey Oaty

murray.eoghan wrote: »

hi,if you could stop time what would you do and why?

I'd do this.

Want to see it again?

cloud493

Stop time like, stop time moving forward, or stop time bernards watch style?

Wishiwasa Littlebitaller

Yes. So I could touch people who would rather I didn't.

The Backwards Man

I'd take back those words that hurt you
And you'd stay.

murray.eoghan

cloud493 wrote: »

Stop time like, stop time moving forward, or stop time bernards watch style?

stop time moving forward

whiskeyman

If I could sto

yawhat!

Mila Kunis would definitly be waking up with a sore Anus!

cloud493

Well then theres no benefit to it then is there?

Wishiwasa Littlebitaller

I think I may have misunderstood the question.

NinjaTruncs

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I'd take back those words that hurt you
And you'd stay.

He said stop not turn back

AdolfHipster

I'd stop time and put my clothes on back to front. Then start time again. Then stop it again. Then put them back on correctly. Over and over. That would be the craic! Amirite men?




I'm so lonely.

pundy

i stop time every evening when i go home and smoke a j!

The Backwards Man

NinjaTruncs wrote: »

He said stop not turn back

I know, but I'm too proud to tell you I am sorry
Too strong to tell you I was wrong

MarkR

Boobs. /end thread.

super_furry

Steal a **** load of money.

AdolfHipster

Tell a long mass/end thread

mathie

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I know, but I'm too proud to tell you I am sorry
Too strong to tell you I was wrong

Cherly you're not going to keep using the same joke?

Duggy747

Give eveyone on a busy street a right kick up the arse, start time again, and watch them all collectively jump.

The Backwards Man

mathie wrote: »

Cherly you're not going to keep using the same joke?

Words are like weapons they wound sometimes.


*sniffle*

JohnMarston

murray.eoghan wrote: »

hi,if you could stop/start time what would you do and why?

Suffocate. No air could circulate if time stopped.

D1stant

BearBanjer

yawhat! wrote: »

Mila Kunis would definitly be waking up with a sore Anus!

So you'd anally rape women with this power? Good to know.

I'd probably just enjoy the silence...and head to the zoo and take selfies with all the animals.

D1stant

BearBanjer wrote: »

So you'd anally rape women with this power? Good to know.

I'd probably just enjoy the silence...and head to the zoo and take selfies with all the animals.

And later a movie too and then home?

Muise...

D1stant wrote: »

And later a movie too and then home?

It'd be such a perfect un-day.

BearBanjer

D1stant wrote: »

And later a movie too and then home?

Oh definitely!

NinjaTruncs

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I'd take back those words that hurt you
And you'd stay.

He said stop not turn back

Alf. A. Male

NinjaTruncs wrote: »

He said stop not turn back

Yeh Backwards Man, for God's sake stop, in the name of love.

Wazdakka

Steal things,
Move things about and prank people.
Have a good O'l Purv
Get drunk in odd places,
Walk around naked,

You know... Tuesdays..

Maphisto

yawhat! wrote: »

Mila Kunis would definitly be waking up with a sore Anus!

And not know why

bumper234

yawhat! wrote: »

Mila Kunis would definitly be waking up with a sore EVERYTHING!!

FYP

Muise...

What if Mila Kunis could stop time?

Cupcake_Crisis

Muise... wrote: »

What if Mila Kunis could stop time?

There wouldn't be a poster on boards she'd be willing to sexually assault.

What is it with yiz sniffing knickers?!?

Wazdakka

Wait...
Thinking about it..

If I could stop time?
What would I do?

Well... First off, With no moving light..
It wouldn't be able to bounce into your eye..
So you would be effectively blind.

Also, No travelling sound waves,
So you'd be deaf as well.

I would say that I'd be fumbling about the place,
but with the air and various gasses around us not affected by time... Any kind of movement would be a bit tricky.

Breathing would be ... difficult... to say the least,


All that said..
If you could somehow breath, and see, and hear, and move..

All atoms having stopped moving would probably mean that you could move through "solid" objects..
Then again, it's not like you would have a choice as to what "solid" objects you would move through, or when...
Floors, Ceilings, The Earth itself..

All in all..
If I could stop time.... I wouldn't.

murray.eoghan

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

There wouldn't be a poster on boards she'd be willing to sexually assault.

What is it with yiz sniffing knickers?!?

are you saying everyone on boards are ugly ? Including yourself?

Muise...

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

There wouldn't be a poster on boards she'd be willing to sexually assault.

What is it with yiz sniffing knickers?!?

IKR, the feminist bitch!

Ideally, we wouldn't be in the knickers at the time. I think...

AlanDeGenerous

Wazdakka wrote: »

Wait...
Thinking about it..

If I could stop time?
What would I do?

Well... First off, With no moving light..
It wouldn't be able to bounce into your eye..
So you would be effectively blind.

Also, No travelling sound waves,
So you'd be deaf as well.

I would say that I'd be fumbling about the place,
but with the air and various gasses around us not affected by time... Any kind of movement would be a bit tricky.

Breathing would be ... difficult... to say the least,


All that said..
If you could somehow breath, and see, and hear, and move..

All atoms having stopped moving would probably mean that you could move through "solid" objects..
Then again, it's not like you would have a choice as to what "solid" objects you would move through, or when...
Floors, Ceilings, The Earth itself..

All in all..
If I could stop time.... I wouldn't.

Ugh

ToddyDoody

I suppose that to say 'upon ejaculation' would be just plain rude?

murray.eoghan

Wazdakka wrote: »

Wait...
Thinking about it..

If I could stop time?
What would I do?

Well... First off, With no moving light..
It wouldn't be able to bounce into your eye..
So you would be effectively blind.

Also, No travelling sound waves,
So you'd be deaf as well.

I would say that I'd be fumbling about the place,
but with the air and various gasses around us not affected by time... Any kind of movement would be a bit tricky.

Breathing would be ... difficult... to say the least,


All that said..
If you could somehow breath, and see, and hear, and move..

All atoms having stopped moving would probably mean that you could move through "solid" objects..
Then again, it's not like you would have a choice as to what "solid" objects you would move through, or when...
Floors, Ceilings, The Earth itself..

All in all..
If I could stop time.... I wouldn't.

you sound like fun........:)

bumper234

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

There wouldn't be a poster on boards she'd be willing to sexually assault.

What is it with yiz sniffing knickers?!?

Hey!!!!

If i was 10 years younger and Mila was 10 years older and i was another 10 years younger and maybe rich then she would be ALL over this.

Muise...

bumper234 wrote: »

Hey!!!!

If i was 10 years younger and Mila was 10 years older and i was another 10 years younger and maybe rich then she would be ALL over this.

Yeah, that's the thing about famous women - they insist on rich young anal rapists with time-stopping superpowers.

bumper234

Muise... wrote: »

Yeah, that's the thing about famous women - they insist on rich young anal rapists with time-stopping superpowers.

Stuck up bitches

Cupcake_Crisis

murray.eoghan wrote: »

are you saying everyone on boards are ugly ? Including yourself?

Absolutely. She'd never have me. No more than I'd want to. I can't trust people who are THAT attractive.

Muise... wrote: »

Ideally, we wouldn't be in the knickers at the time. I think...

Awh, now it's even less fun than I initially thought

bumper234 wrote: »

Hey!!!!

If i was 10 years younger and Mila was 10 years older and i was another 10 years younger and maybe rich then she would be ALL over this.

It's good to have goals, however unreachable

Wazdakka

AlanDeGenerous wrote: »

Ugh

Now...

If it's more of a localised "time field" that you are talking about...
First of all, we would have to completely change our definition of "Time".

But assuming we got over all of that "Completely impossible by the laws of time, space, and physics as we understand them" jazz... and created a "time bubble" that you could operate in..

You would cook yourself...

The boundary between the "Real time" and the "Stopped time" would generate an absolutely mental amount of heat...

Enough to vaporize just about anything / anybody that you tried to interact with..

bumper234

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

Absolutely. She'd never have me. No more than I'd want to. I can't trust people who are THAT attractive.



Awh, now it's even less fun than I initially thought



It's good to have goals, however unreachable

Never say never!

Cupcake_Crisis

bumper234 wrote: »

Never say never!

It's time to say never...

bumper234

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

It's time to say never...

No :mad:

She's on my list



It's laminated









LAMINATED!!!!!

Muise...

bumper234 wrote: »

No :mad:

nay

Cupcake_Crisis

bumper234 wrote: »

No :mad:

She's on my list



It's laminated









LAMINATED!!!!!

I just hate to see people setting themselves up for disappointment.