yawhat! wrote: » Mila Kunis would definitly be waking up with a sore Anus!
yawhat! wrote: » Mila Kunis would definitly be waking up with a sore EVERYTHING!!
Muise... wrote: » What if Mila Kunis could stop time?
Cupcake_Crisis wrote: » There wouldn't be a poster on boards she'd be willing to sexually assault. What is it with yiz sniffing knickers?!?
Wazdakka wrote: » Wait... Thinking about it.. If I could stop time? What would I do? Well... First off, With no moving light.. It wouldn't be able to bounce into your eye.. So you would be effectively blind. Also, No travelling sound waves, So you'd be deaf as well. I would say that I'd be fumbling about the place, but with the air and various gasses around us not affected by time... Any kind of movement would be a bit tricky. Breathing would be ... difficult... to say the least, All that said.. If you could somehow breath, and see, and hear, and move.. All atoms having stopped moving would probably mean that you could move through "solid" objects.. Then again, it's not like you would have a choice as to what "solid" objects you would move through, or when... Floors, Ceilings, The Earth itself.. All in all.. If I could stop time.... I wouldn't.
bumper234 wrote: » Hey!!!! If i was 10 years younger and Mila was 10 years older and i was another 10 years younger and maybe rich then she would be ALL over this.
Muise... wrote: » Yeah, that's the thing about famous women - they insist on rich young anal rapists with time-stopping superpowers.
murray.eoghan wrote: » are you saying everyone on boards are ugly ? Including yourself?
Muise... wrote: » Ideally, we wouldn't be in the knickers at the time. I think...
AlanDeGenerous wrote: » Ugh
Cupcake_Crisis wrote: » Absolutely. She'd never have me. No more than I'd want to. I can't trust people who are THAT attractive. Awh, now it's even less fun than I initially thought It's good to have goals, however unreachable
bumper234 wrote: » Never say never!
Cupcake_Crisis wrote: » It's time to say never...
bumper234 wrote: » No :mad:
bumper234 wrote: » No :mad: She's on my list It's laminated LAMINATED!!!!!
Cupcake_Crisis wrote: » I just hate to see people setting themselves up for disappointment.
bumper234 wrote: » You'll see One of these days You'll all see Storms out with head held high (Well that went better than i thought)
BearBanjer wrote: » So you'd anally rape women with this power? Good to know. I'd probably just enjoy the silence...and head to the zoo and take selfies with all the animals.
DaDumTish wrote: » Polish my Hammer
murray.eoghan wrote: » you sound like fun........:)
murray.eoghan wrote: » what ?
Wazdakka wrote: » Fine then... An AH response? I would become a porn star! And a nano-second after I finished on the actress's face, I would freeze time and take a break. I'd keep doing this. Unfreeze time, finish again on her face, freeze time again and take a break Again and again.. To the same girl... for about 40 years.. Eventually I would unfreeze time for the last time.. and lo and behold... I would have created the worlds longest and most unexplainable money-shot in adult entertainment history. The girl completely buried, confused and looking more like a Jabba the hut type character after receiving the several-hour long money-shot. As a bonus, I'd keep my hair and beard growing the entire time. So during the several hour long hozing, my hair would be literally blowing out of my head and turning grey and white at the same time. People would talk about it for the next 100 years.
