if you could stop time........

murray.eoghan · 20-05-2014 04:27PM #1

hi,if you could stop/start time what would you do and why?

Nemeses · 20-05-2014 04:28PM

Who said I wasn't stopping Time?.....

Nichololas · 20-05-2014 04:28PM

Right now. So I could sniff all of the lovely knickers

Donkey Oaty · 20-05-2014 04:29PM

murray.eoghan wrote: »

hi,if you could stop time what would you do and why?

I'd do this.

Want to see it again?

cloud493 · 20-05-2014 04:29PM

Stop time like, stop time moving forward, or stop time bernards watch style?

The Backwards Man · 20-05-2014 04:30PM

I'd take back those words that hurt you
And you'd stay.

Wishiwasa Littlebitaller · 20-05-2014 04:30PM

Yes. So I could touch people who would rather I didn't.

murray.eoghan · 20-05-2014 04:31PM

cloud493 wrote: »

Stop time like, stop time moving forward, or stop time bernards watch style?

stop time moving forward

whiskeyman · 20-05-2014 04:31PM

If I could sto

yawhat! · 20-05-2014 04:31PM

Mila Kunis would definitly be waking up with a sore Anus!

cloud493 · 20-05-2014 04:32PM

Well then theres no benefit to it then is there?

Wishiwasa Littlebitaller · 20-05-2014 04:32PM

I think I may have misunderstood the question.

NinjaTruncs · 20-05-2014 04:33PM

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I'd take back those words that hurt you
And you'd stay.

He said stop not turn back

AdolfHipster · 20-05-2014 04:42PM

I'd stop time and put my clothes on back to front. Then start time again. Then stop it again. Then put them back on correctly. Over and over. That would be the craic! Amirite men?

I'm so lonely.

pundy · 20-05-2014 04:42PM

i stop time every evening when i go home and smoke a j!

The Backwards Man · 20-05-2014 04:43PM

NinjaTruncs wrote: »

He said stop not turn back

I know, but I'm too proud to tell you I am sorry
Too strong to tell you I was wrong

MarkR · 20-05-2014 04:44PM

Boobs. /end thread.

super_furry · 20-05-2014 04:45PM

Steal a **** load of money.

AdolfHipster · 20-05-2014 04:45PM

Tell a long mass/end thread

mathie · 20-05-2014 04:47PM

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I know, but I'm too proud to tell you I am sorry
Too strong to tell you I was wrong

Cherly you're not going to keep using the same joke?

Duggy747 · 20-05-2014 04:48PM

Give eveyone on a busy street a right kick up the arse, start time again, and watch them all collectively jump.

The Backwards Man · 20-05-2014 04:49PM

mathie wrote: »

Cherly you're not going to keep using the same joke?

Words are like weapons they wound sometimes.

*sniffle*

JohnMarston · 20-05-2014 04:50PM

murray.eoghan wrote: »

hi,if you could stop/start time what would you do and why?

Suffocate. No air could circulate if time stopped.

D1stant · 20-05-2014 04:51PM

BearBanjer · 20-05-2014 04:52PM

yawhat! wrote: »

Mila Kunis would definitly be waking up with a sore Anus!

So you'd anally rape women with this power? Good to know.

I'd probably just enjoy the silence...and head to the zoo and take selfies with all the animals.

D1stant · 20-05-2014 04:56PM

BearBanjer wrote: »

So you'd anally rape women with this power? Good to know.

I'd probably just enjoy the silence...and head to the zoo and take selfies with all the animals.

And later a movie too and then home?

Muise... · 20-05-2014 04:58PM

D1stant wrote: »

And later a movie too and then home?

It'd be such a perfect un-day.

BearBanjer · 20-05-2014 05:05PM

D1stant wrote: »

And later a movie too and then home?

Oh definitely!

NinjaTruncs · 20-05-2014 05:06PM

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I'd take back those words that hurt you
And you'd stay.

He said stop not turn back

Alf. A. Male · 20-05-2014 05:09PM

NinjaTruncs wrote: »

He said stop not turn back

Yeh Backwards Man, for God's sake stop, in the name of love.

Wazdakka · 20-05-2014 05:16PM

Steal things,
Move things about and prank people.
Have a good O'l Purv
Get drunk in odd places,
Walk around naked,

You know... Tuesdays..

if you could stop time........

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