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    #1802
    tusk
    Registered Users Posts: 5,882 ✭✭✭tusk


    TomOnBoard wrote: »
    Dead mistress found in passenger seat..

    Well, some of her was found.


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    #1803
    TomOnBoard
    Registered Users Posts: 5,109 ✭✭✭TomOnBoard


    Her DNA all over my Junk...


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    #1804
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    I'm not reading these any more..


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    #1805
    tusk
    Registered Users Posts: 5,882 ✭✭✭tusk


    Wow. That went downhill very fast


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    #1806
    gozunda
    Registered Users Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    Rolling stones, no moss, just bones


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    #1807
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,199 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    gozunda wrote: »
    Rolling stones, no moss, just bones

    The new album name was unpopular


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    #1808
    TomOnBoard
    Registered Users Posts: 5,109 ✭✭✭TomOnBoard


    tusk wrote: »
    Wow. That went downhill very fast

    He thought. Just before hitting barrier...


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    #1809
    TomOnBoard
    Registered Users Posts: 5,109 ✭✭✭TomOnBoard


    gozunda wrote: »
    Rolling stones, no moss, just bones

    Big stones. Few bones. More dust. .


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    #1810
    TomOnBoard
    Registered Users Posts: 5,109 ✭✭✭TomOnBoard


    RMAOK wrote: »
    gozunda wrote: »
    Rolling stones, no moss, just bones

    The new album name was unpopular

    But Jagger got a #1 anyway...


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    #1811
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,199 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    TomOnBoard wrote: »
    But Jagger got a #1 anyway...

    That kidney infection had cleared up


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    #1812
    TomOnBoard
    Registered Users Posts: 5,109 ✭✭✭TomOnBoard


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I'm not reading these any more..

    CQD.... Signal not read by California....


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    #1813
    TomOnBoard
    Registered Users Posts: 5,109 ✭✭✭TomOnBoard


    RMAOK wrote: »
    TomOnBoard wrote: »
    But Jagger got a #1 anyway...

    That kidney infection had cleared up

    Helped on by 6kg of Blow....


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    #1814
    TomOnBoard
    Registered Users Posts: 5,109 ✭✭✭TomOnBoard


    Going back to... My naked body...


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    #1815
    Emmersonn
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    Cold. shivering and miserable. Everything shrunk.


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    #1816
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,199 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Emmersonn wrote: »
    Cold. shivering and miserable. Everything shrunk.

    The Christmas day dip was interesting


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    #1817
    TomOnBoard
    Registered Users Posts: 5,109 ✭✭✭TomOnBoard


    Emmersonn wrote: »
    Cold. shivering and miserable. Everything shrunk.

    Fled... Left car and mistress behind....


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    #1818
    Blaizes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 809 ✭✭✭Blaizes


    TomOnBoard wrote: »
    Emmersonn wrote: »
    Cold. shivering and miserable. Everything shrunk.

    Fled... Left car and mistress behind....

    Darn.. he’d forgotten his i phone..


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    #1819
    Blaizes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 809 ✭✭✭Blaizes


    TomOnBoard wrote: »
    Emmersonn wrote: »
    Cold. shivering and miserable. Everything shrunk.

    Fled... Left car and mistress behind....

    Darn.. he’d forgotten his i phone..


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    #1820
    TomOnBoard
    Registered Users Posts: 5,109 ✭✭✭TomOnBoard


    Wife'll be horrified... Those mistress sex-tapes!!!!!


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    #1821
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,199 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    TomOnBoard wrote: »
    Wife'll be horrified... Those mistress sex-tapes!!!!! :eek

    Were supposed to be privately viewed


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    #1822
    TomOnBoard
    Registered Users Posts: 5,109 ✭✭✭TomOnBoard


    RMAOK wrote: »
    TomOnBoard wrote: »
    Wife'll be horrified... Those mistress sex-tapes!!!!! :eek

    Were supposed to be privately viewed
    Will now be prosecution's principal evidence...


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    #1823
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,199 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    TomOnBoard wrote: »
    Will now be prosecution's principal evidence...

    In the divorce trial coming up


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    #1824
    TomOnBoard
    Registered Users Posts: 5,109 ✭✭✭TomOnBoard


    RMAOK wrote: »
    TomOnBoard wrote: »
    Will now be prosecution's principal evidence...

    In the divorce trial coming up

    Mistress murder trial worries me more!!


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    #1825
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,199 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    TomOnBoard wrote: »
    Mistress murder trial worries me more!!

    She knew the game being played


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    #1826
    TomOnBoard
    Registered Users Posts: 5,109 ✭✭✭TomOnBoard


    Marry me! YOU PROMISED!

    Last words.....


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    #1827
    Ishmael
    Registered Users Posts: 1,460 ✭✭✭Ishmael


    Rory, a qu(iet)/(ite) passionate irish rocker


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    #1828
    gozunda
    Registered Users Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    In a life less ordinary, uncertainty


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    #1829
    Emmersonn
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    Uncertainty, makes the world go around.


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    #1830
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users Posts: 18,083 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Anxiety makes this world seem terrifying


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    #1831
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users Posts: 18,083 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    They all forgot my birthday again


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