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  • Registered Users Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The life story of Irish politics

    A politician, a priest, the news ...


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,205 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    gozunda wrote: »
    A politician, a priest, the news ...

    The 1950's were alive and well.


  • Registered Users Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The 1950's were alive and well.

    DeValera was dancing at the crossroads


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,205 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    gozunda wrote: »
    DeValera was dancing at the crossroads

    John Charles McQuaid was in power


  • Registered Users Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    Isle of sinners, saints and scholars


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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,882 ✭✭✭tusk


    She looked out, empty, broken, abandoned.


  • Registered Users Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    tusk wrote: »
    She looked out, empty, broken, abandoned.

    'Fallen' woman sentenced into dreamless drudgery"


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,205 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    gozunda wrote: »
    'Fallen' women sentenced into dreamless drudgery"

    Moral society has to be maintained


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    The good times are here again


  • Registered Users Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    We have forgotten who we are


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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,882 ✭✭✭tusk


    The air emptied. He died. Slowly.


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,205 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    tusk wrote: »
    The air emptied. He died. Slowly.

    The deep sea diver was finished


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The deep sea diver was finished
    He surfaced for air and refreshments.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,882 ✭✭✭tusk


    Emmersonn wrote: »
    He surfaced for air and refreshments.

    as a zombie deep sea diver


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    tusk wrote: »
    as a zombie deep sea diver
    He had seen some unbelievable sights.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,882 ✭✭✭tusk


    Emmersonn wrote: »
    He had seen some unbelievable sights.

    But now, he just wanted brains


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,205 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    tusk wrote: »
    But now, he just wanted brains

    Mensa was his first stop off


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,882 ✭✭✭tusk


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Mensa was his first stop off

    He'd heard they'd the biggest around


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    McDonalds Supermac is hard to beat


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,109 ✭✭✭TomOnBoard


    Emmersonn wrote: »
    McDonalds Supermac is hard to beat
    Has Supermac's bought McDonald's out then?


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    TomOnBoard wrote: »
    Has Supermac's bought McDonald's out then?
    The secret purchase of the century


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,109 ✭✭✭TomOnBoard


    Emmersonn wrote: »
    TomOnBoard wrote: »
    Has Supermac's bought McDonald's out then?
    The secret purchase of the century

    Bought with chips, mayo and ketchup...


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    And they lived happy ever after.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,109 ✭✭✭TomOnBoard


    Emmersonn wrote: »
    And they lived happy ever after.

    Would that be a happy meal?


  • Registered Users Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    TomOnBoard wrote: »
    Would that be a happy meal?

    Happy? His last meal before execution...


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,205 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    gozunda wrote: »
    Happy? His last meal before execution...

    Was a dodo egg hard boiled


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Was a dodo egg hard boiled
    He choked and cheated the executioner.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,109 ✭✭✭TomOnBoard


    Emmersonn wrote: »
    RMAOK wrote: »
    Was a dodo egg hard boiled
    He choked and cheated the executioner.

    Executioner left with egg on face..


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,205 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    TomOnBoard wrote: »
    Executioner left with egg on face..

    No one would clean him up


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  • Registered Users Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    A bucket kicker with no mop


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