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    #1892
    Blaizes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 809 ✭✭✭Blaizes


    TomOnBoard wrote: »
    Rat seen peeing in vegetable soup...

    Leading to mass plague in diners...


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    #1893
    TomOnBoard
    Registered Users Posts: 5,109 ✭✭✭TomOnBoard


    Blaizes wrote: »
    gozunda wrote: »
    The same big old bedraggled rat ...

    That’s gas had forgotten about him...
    His pee spreads fatal Weil's Disease...


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    #1894
    Blaizes
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    TomOnBoard wrote: »
    His pee spreads fatal Weil's Disease...

    Some got well, others were weil’ed...


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    #1895
    gozunda
    Registered Users Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    Weila'ed, down by the river Saile


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    #1896
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users Posts: 18,083 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Ratatouille a classy French Marionettist mouse


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    #1897
    elperello
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    Man with kipper says something fishy.


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    #1898
    RobbingBandit
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    Prime Minister Norris Johnson be praised


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    #1899
    TomOnBoard
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    gozunda wrote: »
    Weil'ed, down by the river Saile

    I use Wella... My hair's gorgeous!!


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    #1900
    TomOnBoard
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    elperello wrote: »
    Man with kipper says something fishy.

    He had smoked just before breakfast...


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    #1901
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,199 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    TomOnBoard wrote: »
    He had smoked just before breakfast...

    He was stoned outta his mind


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    #1902
    gozunda
    Registered Users Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    RMAOK wrote: »
    He was stoned outta his mind

    Stoned fish, fell off the bicycle ...


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    #1903
    TomOnBoard
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    gozunda wrote: »
    Stoned fish, fell off the bicycle ...

    Yeah! He was truly feckin' kippered....


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    #1904
    Blaizes
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    RobbingBandit wrote: »
    Ratatouille a classy French Marionettist mouse

    The rat had spoilt the dish...


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    #1905
    ForestFire
    Registered Users Posts: 2,242 ✭✭✭ForestFire


    Once upon a time, there was............























    (well you'll never know op will you ;))


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    #1906
    gozunda
    Registered Users Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    ForestFire wrote: »
    Once upon a time, there was............


    Three men and a big rat...


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    #1907
    TomOnBoard
    Registered Users Posts: 5,109 ✭✭✭TomOnBoard


    gozunda wrote: »
    Three men and a big rat...

    Oops! Rat killed one... Two left...


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    #1908
    Emmersonn
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    TomOnBoard wrote: »
    Oops! Rat killed one... Two left...
    Two lefthanded men riding a bicycle


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    #1909
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users Posts: 18,083 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Sinister cycling is what that is


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    #1910
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,199 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    RobbingBandit wrote: »
    Sinister cycling is what that is

    Tour de France in another scandal


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    #1911
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users Posts: 18,083 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Neil Armstrong phony, Lance Armstrong cheater


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    #1912
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,199 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    RobbingBandit wrote: »
    Neil Armstrong phony, Lance Armstrong cheater

    Louis Armstrong was the good one


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    #1913
    Emmersonn
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    Beans helped him sing and play


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    #1914
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users Posts: 18,083 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Lou Reed was better than him


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    #1915
    Fathom
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    I came, I saw, I conquered (Veni, vidi, vici; Julius Caesar)


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    #1916
    Emmersonn
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    Fathom wrote: »
    I came, I saw, I conquered (Veni, vidi, vici; Julius Caesar)
    But was it worth the journey.


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    #1917
    TomOnBoard
    Registered Users Posts: 5,109 ✭✭✭TomOnBoard


    Emmersonn wrote: »
    Beans helped him sing and play

    Beans needed to play wind instruments...


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    #1918
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,199 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    TomOnBoard wrote: »
    Beans needed to play wind instruments...

    They do produce a loud noise


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    #1919
    Emmersonn
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    RMAOK wrote: »
    They do produce a loud noise
    So do most of our politicians


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    #1920
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,199 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Emmersonn wrote: »
    So do most of our politicians

    It's a requirement of the job


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    #1921
    Emmersonn
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    RMAOK wrote: »
    It's a requirement of the job
    Lies lies lies and more lies


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