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A story in six words

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    #1832
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,199 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    RobbingBandit wrote: »
    They all forgot my birthday again

    Or so I thought until today


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    #1833
    tusk
    Registered Users Posts: 5,882 ✭✭✭tusk


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Or so I thought until today

    Surprise! He died instantly from shock.


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    #1834
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,199 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    tusk wrote: »
    Surprise! He died instantly from shock.

    The paramedics done all they could


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    #1835
    tusk
    Registered Users Posts: 5,882 ✭✭✭tusk


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The paramedics done all they could

    And it worked! He reawoke fine :D


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    #1836
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,199 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    tusk wrote: »
    And it worked! He reawoke fine :D

    He knew nothing of his plight


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    #1837
    tusk
    Registered Users Posts: 5,882 ✭✭✭tusk


    RMAOK wrote: »
    He knew nothing of his plight

    But had presents to open up


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    #1838
    Loafing Oaf
    Registered Users Posts: 16,009 ✭✭✭✭Loafing Oaf


    [more an abridged autobiography, with a nod to Radiohead:P]

    I'm not living, just killing time


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    #1839
    Blaizes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 809 ✭✭✭Blaizes


    tusk wrote: »
    RMAOK wrote: »
    He knew nothing of his plight

    But had presents to open up
    And ninety candles to blow out...!


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    #1840
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users Posts: 18,081 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    117 candles, I'll make two wishes.


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    #1841
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,199 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    RobbingBandit wrote: »
    117 candles, I'll make two wishes.

    Neither of which will come true


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    #1842
    Emmersonn
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Neither of which will come true
    Maybe you're right. Time will tell


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    #1843
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,199 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Emmersonn wrote: »
    Maybe you're right. Time will tell

    Mystic Meg couldn't tell this future


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    #1844
    lab man
    Registered Users Posts: 1,830 ✭✭✭lab man


    d


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    #1845
    lab man
    Registered Users Posts: 1,830 ✭✭✭lab man


    xdzcxd


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    #1846
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users Posts: 18,081 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    My wishes come true swearsy realsy


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    #1847
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users Posts: 18,081 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Feel so down better get high


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    #1848
    patmahe
    Registered Users Posts: 224 ✭✭patmahe


    Panda, machine gun, rollerskate, carnage, end.


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    #1849
    B.A._Baracus
    Registered Users Posts: 11,171 ✭✭✭✭B.A._Baracus


    (7 words, sue me)

    I came. I saw. I came again :pac:


    (yes, it's dirty lol)


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    #1850
    magic_murph
    Registered Users Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭magic_murph


    Hairy Pigeon face enjoys walled gardens


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    #1851
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,199 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    magic_murph wrote: »
    Hairy Pigeon face enjoys walled gardens

    He covers the place in shìt


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    #1852
    Blaizes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 809 ✭✭✭Blaizes


    Won the lottery, fake friends flocked...


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    #1853
    Emmersonn
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    Blaizes wrote: »
    Won the lottery, fake friends flocked...
    Like pigeons All full of sh!t


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    #1854
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,199 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Emmersonn wrote: »
    Like pigeons All full of sh!t

    The pidgeon, or rather, feathered rat


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    #1855
    TomOnBoard
    Registered Users Posts: 5,109 ✭✭✭TomOnBoard


    Ah, pigeons! ..... Fastest messengers before telegraph....


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    #1856
    Blaizes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 809 ✭✭✭Blaizes


    TomOnBoard wrote: »
    Ah, pigeons! ..... Fastest messengers before telegraph....

    Because video killed the radio star...


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    #1857
    gozunda
    Registered Users Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    This thread, like mining, contains nuggets...


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    #1858
    Blaizes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 809 ✭✭✭Blaizes


    “ Look what the cats dragged in.”


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    #1859
    gozunda
    Registered Users Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    A big smelly old bedraggled rat


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    #1860
    Emmersonn
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭Emmersonn


    gozunda wrote: »
    A big smelly old bedraggled rat
    'Rat' A politician by another name


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    #1861
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users Posts: 18,081 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    B.A._Baracus wrote: »
    (7 words, sue me)

    I came. I saw. I came again :pac:


    (yes, it's dirty lol)

    I ain't getting on no plane :D


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