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    #6452
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Really goes well in the pornography

    Unless the exwife makes an appearance


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    #6453
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,212 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    She'll join in for the threesome


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    #6454
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    She'll join in for the threesome

    Not unless you're into weird sex


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    #6455
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    She'll join in for the threesome

    Only if satan joins in too


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    #6456
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    She'll join in for the threesome

    That's a nightmare waiting to happen


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    #6457
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    She'll join in for the threesome

    Me, mary lou, and arlene forster


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    #6458
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,212 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    That's a nightmare waiting to happen

    Not as scary as Bertie naked


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    #6459
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Not as scary as Bertie naked

    Naked how... his clothes or money


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    #6460
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Not as scary as Bertie naked

    Maybe berties hidden talent is revealed


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    #6461
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Not as scary as Bertie naked

    Maybe Michael Martin can answer that


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    #6462
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,212 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Naked how... his clothes or money

    Can't be money, no bank account


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    #6463
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Can't be money, no bank account

    Cash is stuffed under his mattress


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    #6464
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Can't be money, no bank account

    Ahh... a lot said for bartering


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    #6465
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Can't be money, no bank account

    Maybe I could get utd tickets


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    #6466
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,212 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Maybe I could get utd tickets

    Just live in a small cupboard


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    #6467
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Just live in a small cupboard

    Where all the little mice play


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    #6468
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Just live in a small cupboard

    In a little land called disillusionment


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    #6469
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Just live in a small cupboard

    But its my castle I craved


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    #6470
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,212 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    But its my castle I craved

    To be king of the castle


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    #6471
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    To be king of the castle

    All men aspire to be king


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    #6472
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    To be king of the castle

    You have to rule with wisdom


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    #6473
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    To be king of the castle

    And lord of nothing but dreams


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    #6474
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Lord of dreams woke up quickly.


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    #6475
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Lord of dreams woke up quickly.

    The alarm clock went off early


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    #6476
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Lord of dreams woke up quickly.

    The nightmare was all to real


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    #6477
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Lord of dreams woke up quickly.

    Her snoring was getting annoyingly louder


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    #6478
    Ragnar Lothbrok
    Registered Users Posts: 1,860 ✭✭✭Ragnar Lothbrok


    Kylta wrote: »
    Her snoring was getting annoyingly louder

    Ask Mrs Ragnar about explosive snoring.


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    #6479
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Ragnar Lothbrok wrote: »
    Ask Mrs Ragnar about explosive snoring.

    I thought vikings had many wives


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    #6480
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Ragnar Lothbrok wrote: »
    Ask Mrs Ragnar about explosive snoring.

    So who nudges who more often


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    #6481
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Ragnar Lothbrok wrote: »
    Ask Mrs Ragnar about explosive snoring.

    Ragnar you and your sexy stories


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