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    #6482
    Ragnar Lothbrok
    Registered Users Posts: 1,860 ✭✭✭Ragnar Lothbrok


    Kylta wrote: »
    I thought vikings had many wives

    There is only one Mrs Ragnar.


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    #6483
    Ragnar Lothbrok
    Registered Users Posts: 1,860 ✭✭✭Ragnar Lothbrok


    Ragnar Lothbrok wrote: »
    There is only one Mrs Ragnar.

    Earplugs: Mrs Ragnar's best friends forever!


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    #6484
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,212 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Ragnar Lothbrok wrote: »
    Earplugs: Mrs Ragnar's best friends forever!

    Earwax - it is a potent enemy


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    #6485
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Earwax - it is a potent enemy

    Sometimes its better to be bothered


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    #6486
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Earwax - it is a potent enemy

    Only if you eating it raw


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    #6487
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Earwax - it is a potent enemy

    Stabbed with a candle he was


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    #6488
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,212 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Sometimes its better to be bothered

    Don't be bothering those nice sheep


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    #6489
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Don't be bothering those nice sheep

    Not guilty... Hasn't been proven yet


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    #6490
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Don't be bothering those nice sheep

    I've stopped playing wolf over covid


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    #6491
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Don't be bothering those nice sheep

    Disgraceful mutton dressed up as lamb


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    #6492
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,212 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Disgraceful mutton dressed up as lamb

    The mature swingers were slightly risque


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    #6493
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The mature swingers were slightly risque

    Mature swingers kept destroying their nappies


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    #6494
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The mature swingers were slightly risque

    They eventually stopped swinging from chandelier


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    #6495
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The mature swingers were slightly risque

    They left the youngsters shame faced


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    #6496
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,212 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    They eventually stopped swinging from chandelier

    Keys in the bowl was best


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    #6497
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Keys in the bowl was best

    Until one husband got another husband


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    #6498
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,212 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Until one husband got another husband

    Then the REAL swinging had begun


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    #6499
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Keys in the bowl was best

    Wasn't impressed mine ended in toilet


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    #6500
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Keys in the bowl was best

    And somebody else wife was better


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    #6501
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Then the REAL swinging had begun

    They really put monkey's to shame


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    #6502
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Then the REAL swinging had begun

    Jazz playing has he bent over


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    #6503
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Then the REAL swinging had begun

    Who's playing who's flute wifey demanded


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    #6504
    Granny Smyth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 59 ✭✭Granny Smyth


    Kylta wrote: »
    Who's playing who's flute wifey demanded

    Just play and enjoy he replied.


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    #6505
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Granny Smyth wrote: »
    Just play and enjoy he replied.

    But wifey wasn't making any music


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    #6506
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Granny Smyth wrote: »
    Just play and enjoy he replied.

    It was her turn to play


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    #6507
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Granny Smyth wrote: »
    Just play and enjoy he replied.

    She mumbled.. her mouth was full


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    #6508
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Granny Smyth wrote: »
    Just play and enjoy he replied.

    She blew the flute with gusto


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    #6509
    Granny Smyth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 59 ✭✭Granny Smyth


    Kylta wrote: »
    It was her turn to play

    So she did and was phenomenal.


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    #6510
    Granny Smyth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 59 ✭✭Granny Smyth


    Are you talking to yourself Kylta?


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    #6511
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Granny Smyth wrote: »
    So she did and was phenomenal.

    She wa the number one blower


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