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    #6362
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    gingernut79 wrote: »
    Morning broken, she arose and left.

    Never knowing about my herpes problem


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    #6363
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    gingernut79 wrote: »
    Morning broken, she arose and left.

    After spending the night fu¢king farting


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    #6364
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    9 months later, she had returned

    She got paroled again too soon


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    #6365
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    9 months later, she had returned

    Ahhh.. should have changed my address


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    #6366
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    9 months later, she had returned

    It's not mine... the colours off


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    #6367
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    He really does like his methane

    And cocaine mixed with some amphetamines


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    #6368
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    He really does like his methane

    So he's sh!t really does smell


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    #6369
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    He really does like his methane

    He been sniffing himself for years


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    #6370
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Armpit hair is on the rise

    Deodorants won't work on that hair


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    #6371
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Armpit hair is on the rise

    I respect women with hairy armpits


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    #6372
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Armpit hair is on the rise

    Lets hope nobody gets over zealous


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    #6373
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,209 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    I respect women with hairy armpits

    Do hairy armpited women respect YOU?


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    #6374
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Do hairy armpited women respect YOU?

    They respect the devil in me


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    #6375
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Do hairy armpited women respect YOU?

    Once I have shampoo and conditioner


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    #6376
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,209 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Once I have shampoo and conditioner

    The dandruff alliance would be pleased


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    #6377
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Do hairy armpited women respect YOU?

    All women respect my good intentions


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    #6378
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The dandruff alliance would be pleased

    I say no to the dandruff


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    #6379
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The dandruff alliance would be pleased

    Because I am head and shoulders


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    #6380
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The dandruff alliance would be pleased

    I just need a razor blade


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    #6381
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Outside the demon awaits my calling


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    #6382
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,209 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Outside the demon awaits my calling

    Only if I speak in Esperanto


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    #6383
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Only if I speak in Esperanto

    Another version of gobblgook I think


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    #6384
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Only if I speak in Esperanto

    Then you can understand politican speak


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    #6385
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Only if I speak in Esperanto

    Can you understand donal trumps speeches


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    #6386
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,209 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Can you understand donal trumps speeches

    Only the Illuminati can understand them


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    #6387
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Only the Illuminati can understand them

    The illiterate can also understand them


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    #6388
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Only the Illuminati can understand them


    the high and mighty talk crap


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    #6389
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Only the Illuminati can understand them

    Its a disgraceful waste of enlightenment


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    #6390
    Ragnar Lothbrok
    Registered Users Posts: 1,860 ✭✭✭Ragnar Lothbrok


    Less is more: quality not quantity.


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    #6391
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Ragnar Lothbrok wrote: »
    Less is more: quality not quantity.

    Especially when it comes to food


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