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  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    On a dreary New Year's Eve.

    There were vikings from the sea


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    On a dreary New Year's Eve.

    In valhalla all the mead vanished


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    On a dreary New Year's Eve.

    I saw her at the station


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Lorryload of Volunteers approached border town.

    They we're selling knocked off t-shirts


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Lorryload of Volunteers approached border town.

    Who would follow a limerick man


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  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Lorryload of Volunteers approached border town.

    It was the annual charity jamboree


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Only with cod liver oil tablets

    Where is all the cod gone?


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Only with cod liver oil tablets

    That fish should give up smoking


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,246 ✭✭✭KaneToad


    Checkpoint Barry! No worries...brace yourself!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Only with cod liver oil tablets

    And newts nuts will all prevail


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  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    KaneToad wrote: »
    Checkpoint Barry! No worries...brace yourself!!

    I say he got pissed yesterday


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    KaneToad wrote: »
    Checkpoint Barry! No worries...brace yourself!!

    I'm barry hic hic speeding houdini


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    KaneToad wrote: »
    Checkpoint Barry! No worries...brace yourself!!

    sure he'll get the covid payment


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    If I can't sing...I wail


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,966 ✭✭✭Heighway61


    No Irish. No blacks. No dogs.


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Heighway61 wrote: »
    No Irish. No blacks. No dogs.

    The hardships of living in england


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Heighway61 wrote: »
    No Irish. No blacks. No dogs.

    A ginger haired black irish dog


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Heighway61 wrote: »
    No Irish. No blacks. No dogs.

    How much hardship did that cost


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Heighway61 wrote: »
    No Irish. No blacks. No dogs.

    Ahh... to touch a nerve again


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,860 ✭✭✭Ragnar Lothbrok


    Heighway61 wrote: »
    No Irish. No blacks. No dogs.

    The policy of the ignorant bigot.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 11,209 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Ahh... to touch a nerve again

    The ice cream was extremely cold


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    The policy of the ignorant bigot.

    A small mind and big mouth


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    The policy of the ignorant bigot.

    to compensates with hatred of others


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    The policy of the ignorant bigot.

    Its sad it still effects nations


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,209 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    A small mind and big mouth

    Really goes well in the pornography


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The ice cream was extremely cold

    But the hot custard ruined it


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The ice cream was extremely cold

    That I'd brain freeze almost immediately


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The ice cream was extremely cold

    that sex game won't happen again


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Really goes well in the pornography

    Unless your penis is relatively small


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  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Really goes well in the pornography

    Anything really goes well in porn


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