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A story in six words

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    #6152
    Kylta
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    To late to redeem my soul


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    #6153
    RMAOK
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    The sweaty man was particularly ripe


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    #6154
    Kylta
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    RMAOK wrote: »
    The sweaty man was particularly ripe

    For a very long hot bath


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    #6155
    Kylta
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    RMAOK wrote: »
    The sweaty man was particularly ripe

    For a two week old corpse


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    #6156
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The sweaty man was particularly ripe

    For the over sixty hen party


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    #6157
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The sweaty man was particularly ripe

    For his participation in gay pride


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    #6158
    RMAOK
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    Kylta wrote: »
    For the over sixty hen party

    He wore a leopard skin thong


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    #6159
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    He wore a leopard skin thong

    And changed into a mankini afterwords


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    #6160
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    He wore a leopard skin thong

    He mother was ever so happy


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    #6161
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    He wore a leopard skin thong

    Hopping they would tip him extra


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    #6162
    Kylta
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    Some are vulnerable when there naked


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    #6163
    Username exists
    Registered Users Posts: 564 ✭✭✭Username exists


    And then I saw her face


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    #6164
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Username exists wrote: »
    And then I saw her face

    And realised love is totally blind


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    #6165
    Kylta
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    Username exists wrote: »
    And then I saw her face

    She was my morning of love


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    #6166
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Username exists wrote: »
    And then I saw her face

    And realised it was the postman


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    #6167
    Kylta
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    Everybody best friend is their bed


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    #6168
    RMAOK
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    Kylta wrote: »
    Everybody best friend is their bed

    Except when they start eating mustard


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    #6169
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Except when they start eating mustard

    Tatyo I find has that effect


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    #6170
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,208 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Tatyo I find has that effect

    It can lead to much flatulence


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    #6171
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Except when they start eating mustard

    Not if her name is mustard


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    #6172
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Except when they start eating mustard

    Maybe when its on my hotdog


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    #6173
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    It can lead to much flatulence

    One should always endure ones aroma


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    #6174
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    It can lead to much flatulence

    A beans ban is very essential


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    #6175
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    It can lead to much flatulence

    If she farts. I will fart


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    #6176
    Kylta
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    The flea braved the tumultuous storm


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    #6177
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    It was not the nymphomaniac fault


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    #6178
    daithi7
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    Kylta wrote: »
    Not if her name is mustard

    Mustard spread for her hot dog !! :)


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    #6179
    RMAOK
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    Kylta wrote: »
    If she farts. I will fart

    Global methane emissions were riding rapidly


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    #6180
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    daithi7 wrote: »
    Mustard spread for her hot dog !! :)

    Her hot dog... mad sex again


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    #6181
    Kylta
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    daithi7 wrote: »
    Mustard spread for her hot dog !! :)

    The poodle needed a bath afterwards


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