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    #6062
    Kylta
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    RMAOK wrote: »
    The clergy were getting very excited

    Father ted was a real priest


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    #6063
    auspicious
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    His cellmate wasn't entirely convinced though.


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    #6064
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    A priest with sleeves of skulls?


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    #6065
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    The upside-down cross was more concerning.


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    #6066
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    He believed everything about Dougal though.


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    #6067
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    His cellmate wasn't entirely convinced though.

    He thought prisoner garb looked well


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    #6068
    Kylta
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    auspicious wrote: »
    His cellmate wasn't entirely convinced though.

    When the prisoner officer began dancing


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    #6069
    Kylta
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    auspicious wrote: »
    His cellmate wasn't entirely convinced though.

    When he offered to strip naked


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    #6070
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    A priest with sleeves of skulls?

    And a swastika on his forehead


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    #6071
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    A priest with sleeves of skulls?

    And a boner for altar boys


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    #6072
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    A priest with sleeves of skulls?

    Its lasts longer than a suit


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    #6073
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    The upside-down cross was more concerning.

    It was the Australian burial fashion


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    #6074
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    The upside-down cross was more concerning.

    As he began blessing himself backwards


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    #6075
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    The upside-down cross was more concerning.

    The grave digger was pissed again


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    #6076
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    He believed everything about Dougal though.

    Dougal was his make believe fish


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    #6077
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    He believed everything about Dougal though.

    Until he told his first fib


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    #6078
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    He believed everything about Dougal though.

    What a gullible fool... though dougal


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    #6079
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    He sat back and laughed deliriously.


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    #6080
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    He poured another shot of whiskey.


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    #6081
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Mrs. Doyle looks like Marilyn Monroe..


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    #6082
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    He sat back and laughed deliriously.

    The greens were back in government


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    #6083
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    He sat back and laughed deliriously.

    Michael martin was a people person


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    #6084
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    He sat back and laughed deliriously.

    Mr varadkar was a comic genius


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    #6085
    Kylta
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    auspicious wrote: »
    He poured another shot of whiskey.

    His mother-in-law still looked no better


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    #6086
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    He poured another shot of whiskey.

    Who said drunks lives doesn't matter


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    #6087
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    He poured another shot of whiskey.

    This police checkpoint was bloody alright


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    #6088
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Mrs. Doyle looks like Marlin Monroe..

    And ohhh... oh so sexy too


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    #6089
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Mrs. Doyle looks like Marlin Monroe..

    And father Jack looks like himself


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    #6090
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Mrs. Doyle looks like Marlin Monroe..

    Delusions come in all different nightmares


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    #6091
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    He sat back and laughed deliriously.[/QUOTE

    Mary Lou looks like arlene forster


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