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    #6242
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    A man can grow 10 feet[/QUOTE

    Women can knock feet off him


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    #6243
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    A man can grow 10 feet

    When they measure out his intestines


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    #6244
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    A man can grow 10 feet

    Four viagra will help your size


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    #6245
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,209 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Four viagra will help your size

    Only if you have a micropenis


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    #6246
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Only if you have a micropenis

    You'd need only a small fanny


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    #6247
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Only if you have a micropenis

    You could finally please your budgie


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    #6248
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Only if you have a micropenis

    You'd have bragging rights over Chihuahuas


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    #6249
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,209 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    You could finally please your budgie

    A budgie smuggler was called for


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    #6250
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    A budgie smuggler was called for

    The cat was happy to oblige


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    #6251
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    A budgie smuggler was called for

    Ten budgies died in his anus


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    #6252
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    A budgie smuggler was called for

    Out came the pot and herbs


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    #6253
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,209 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Ten budgies died in his anus

    That was a real shït show


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    #6254
    Andrea B.
    Registered Users Posts: 1,921 ✭✭✭Andrea B.


    .


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    #6255
    Andrea B.
    Registered Users Posts: 1,921 ✭✭✭Andrea B.


    RMAOK wrote: »
    That was a real shït show

    Screamed Amber running from the bedroom..


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    #6256
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    That was a real shït show

    Beak to tail smothered in excrement


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    #6257
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    That was a real shït show

    The customs officer hands were full


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    #6258
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,209 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    The customs officer hands were full

    He truly enjoyed his dirty work


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    #6259
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Andrea B. wrote: »
    .

    A blank canvas all for me


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    #6260
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Andrea B. wrote: »
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    Kylta I want your body now


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    #6261
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Andrea B. wrote: »
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    Whoa.. I want your babies now


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    #6262
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Andrea B. wrote: »
    Screamed Amber running from the bedroom..

    Hitting johnny with the sun newspaper


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    #6263
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Andrea B. wrote: »
    Screamed Amber running from the bedroom..

    I'm rich... johnny depp hit me


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    #6264
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Andrea B. wrote: »
    Screamed Amber running from the bedroom..

    The sun just gave an orgasm


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    #6265
    Cupatae
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,915 ✭✭✭Cupatae


    gerrycorrigan wrote: »
    Yearned. Did it. Not worth it.

    Stood on a plug, sore dose


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    #6266
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    That was a real shït show

    The dead budgies were really smelly


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    #6267
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    He truly enjoyed his dirty work

    Every day was an internal day


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    #6268
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    He truly enjoyed his dirty work

    He craved the smell of excrement


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    #6269
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    He truly enjoyed his dirty work

    He loved hitting the hard bits


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    #6270
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Cupatae wrote: »
    Stood on a plug, sore dose

    maybe he enjoyed his little shock


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    #6271
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Cupatae wrote: »
    Stood on a plug, sore dose

    No pain.. no gain.. in bondage


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