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    #6212
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The body odour police smell rancid

    The showers were locked down too


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    #6213
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The body odour police smell rancid

    The bloody thief stole the soap


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    #6214
    Mysterypunter
    Registered Users Posts: 2,808 ✭✭✭Mysterypunter


    Kylta wrote: »
    The bloody thief stole the soap

    But the smelly bastards never noticed


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    #6215
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,209 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    The showers were locked down too

    Only a golden shower would suffice


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    #6216
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Mysterypunter wrote: »
    But the smelly bastards never noticed

    The unsolved missing toilet paper mystery


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    #6217
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Mysterypunter wrote: »
    But the smelly bastards never noticed

    Face masks were off no benefit


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    #6218
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Mysterypunter wrote: »
    But the smelly bastards never noticed

    All pigs stys smell the same


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    #6219
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Only a golden shower would suffice

    Plenty of water intake needed immediately


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    #6220
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Only a golden shower would suffice

    Best try not to swallow liquid


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    #6221
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Only a golden shower would suffice

    Giver needs to have covid test


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    #6222
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    The early bird catches absolutely nothing


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    #6223
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,209 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    The early bird catches absolutely nothing

    Except maybe a sexually transmitted infection


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    #6224
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Except maybe a sexually transmitted infection

    I didn't sleep with the parrot


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    #6225
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Except maybe a sexually transmitted infection

    Ahh thats why the milkman scratches


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    #6226
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Except maybe a sexually transmitted infection

    that's why his called postman pox


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    #6227
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Lets all sit this one out


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    #6228
    daithi7
    Registered Users Posts: 1,292 ✭✭✭daithi7


    Women ministers must get elected!? "discrimination!!!"


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    #6229
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    daithi7 wrote: »
    Women ministers must get elected!? "discrimination!!!"

    Jobs for the boys... not women


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    #6230
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    daithi7 wrote: »
    Women ministers must get elected!? "discrimination!!!"

    Some of the men are women


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    #6231
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    daithi7 wrote: »
    Women ministers must get elected!? "discrimination!!!"

    this government discriminated against the electorate


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    #6232
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    A summer full of irish sun


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    #6233
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,209 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    A summer full of irish sun

    But no fun for the nun


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    #6234
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    But no fun for the nun

    Well maybe she can not run


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    #6235
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    But no fun for the nun

    Whom needs to acquire a gun


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    #6236
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    But no fun for the nun

    Unless a randy baker makes buns


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    #6237
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,209 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Unless a randy baker makes buns

    Hot cross buns can be sexy


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    #6238
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    I am a coffee slice man


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    #6239
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Hot cross buns can be sexy

    In the hands of a stripper


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    #6240
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Hot cross buns can be sexy

    So sexy they are absolutely edible


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    #6241
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,209 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    In the hands of a stripper

    A man can grow 10 feet


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