Trivial things that annoy you Part 2

jimgoose

dubstarr wrote: »

Convertible cars with 40 year old men bet in to them.Its just so funny.:D

Unless it's a Triumph Stag. They, like Yorkie bars, are not for girls. And none of your whining Hipster New-Man "Oooh, the tax on them is mad, and what about the poor whales!!" ickle-girlie shee-ite. The Stag came with a 3l V8, and that's it. Proper bitta kit, from a more civilised age. And if you don't like it you can hand in your Bloke Card and get a fukkan Morris Marina! :cool:

jimgoose

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Chuggers and pushy sales staff have been discussed here before....this takes the biscuit...

Mmm, latest in a long line. Comcast badly need shooting with their own shít. :pac:

Cienciano

dubstarr wrote: »

Convertible cars with 40 year old men bet in to them.Its just so funny.:D

Fúck that, I'm 35 and my next car will be a convertible

Maximus Alexander

Cienciano wrote: »

Fúck that, I'm 35 and my next car will be a convertible

You're basically the target market for a convertible. Dunno what the other poster is on about.

jimgoose

Cienciano wrote: »

Fúck that, I'm 35 and my next car will be a convertible

As long as it's not an R171 SLK Merc. Folk'll think you're a footballer's wife's hairdresser's masseuse.

jimgoose

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

You're basically the target market for a convertible. Dunno what the other poster is on about.

The other poster knows cars from a kick in the ass, and he can tell you what's Steer and what's Queer!

Cienciano

jimgoose wrote: »

As long as it's not an R171 SLK Merc. Folk'll think you're a footballer's wife's hairdresser's masseuse.

It'll have to be a 4 seater, so probably an audi a4 or a CLK

gramar

This story annoyed me:

http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/heroic-tourist-robbed-while-rescuing-drowning-man-from-river-30446930.html

It's not the part where his stuff gets nicked....it's the state of the gobshíte he saved...smoking a fag....fcuking hell..state of him....

eisenberg1

I think I will sprout a ponytail and buy a Harley.

OldNotWIse

gramar wrote: »

This story annoyed me:

http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/heroic-tourist-robbed-while-rescuing-drowning-man-from-river-30446930.html

It's not the part where his stuff gets nicked....it's the state of the gobshíte he saved...smoking a fag....fcuking hell..state of him....

Probably a set up, they'll all be jumping off like lemmings now.

Probably same cigarette he was smoking before he climbed in but managed to keep abover water :P

gramar

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Probably a set up, they'll all be jumping off like lemmings now.

With any luck.

Honestly, the cut of him. That said, I'd say he looked better after he came out than when he went in.

Cienciano

Cienciano wrote: »

I saw 2 today, both with the roof up and not on the motorway. Forecast is dry all day too.

It's raining :pac:

Vel

Deciding to 'pop in' to Next on my lunchbreak without realising there is a sale on. Decided to abandon all plans to purchase anything but it still took me about 5 minutes to manouevre my way out. Frenzied f*ckwits going absolutely mental over crappy clothes from 5 seasons ago

czechlin

eisenberg1 wrote: »

I think I will sprout a ponytail and buy a Harley.

ooh...:o

czechlin

"Christmas is in [insert desired number] days."

Just die :mad:

jimgoose

eisenberg1 wrote: »

I think I will sprout a ponytail and buy a Harley.

By all means, bah. I've been having a sort of extended mid-life crisis since I was 23. It's furkan great!! :pac::pac::D:cool:

czechlin

czechlin wrote: »

"Christmas is in [insert desired number] days."

Just die :mad:

Please no, please dont...

Vel

Scumbags loudly squaring up to each other in public.

Specimen 1: 'Read the bleeeeedin sign ya mupppeh'
Specimen 2: 'How am I meant to read the bleeeeeedin sign ya f*ckin priiiiiccccccckkkkk. I can't bleeeeedin read'
Specimen 1: To his motley crew of fellow sumbags 'He can't bleedin read, did ya hear dat, did ya, hahahahaha'

The inability to read was the least of this guy's problems from the look of him

And all of them carrying bags with brand new trainers - just an observation, not sayin nuthin!!!

Pumpkinseeds

Deceptive post and packaging costs. I ordered a few very light things from Amazon last week, they wouldn't have weighed more than a pound. Amazon wanted 7 pounds delivery to Ireland so given that the items were to be grouped, I had it sent to my parcel motel address thinking it'd be cheaper as I'd only pay 3.95. Well, of course it couldn't be that simple, Amazon shipped them all seperately so now I've gotten hit for 3 seperate Parcel Motel stays:mad:

OldNotWIse

Vel wrote: »

Deciding to 'pop in' to Next on my lunchbreak without realising there is a sale on. Decided to abandon all plans to purchase anything but it still took me about 5 minutes to manouevre my way out. Frenzied f*ckwits going absolutely mental over crappy clothes from 5 seasons ago

Remember someone telling me about a NEXT sale a few years back that she witnessed from a safe distance. Bored husbands and boyfriends standing outside waiting for wives/girlfriends to finish up. Every so often a woman would roll out of the circus tent and be pushed back into the frenzy by a partner. Sale shopping should be an olympic sport.

Czarcasm

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Probably a set up, they'll all be jumping off like lemmings now.

Probably same cigarette he was smoking before he climbed in but managed to keep abover water :P

Trampolines. Seriously.

Happened again just now, as soon as the weekend patrols are gone off the bridges, the rescue services are out again.

gramar

gramar wrote: »

This story annoyed me:

http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/heroic-tourist-robbed-while-rescuing-drowning-man-from-river-30446930.html

It's not the part where his stuff gets nicked....it's the state of the gobshíte he saved...smoking a fag....fcuking hell..state of him....

The gob****e threw himself in the liffey, id have left him there, for his 'friends' to rescue.
I know that 'schwa's face from around town

OldNotWIse

People who make that little whistle noise through their teeth when they speak. Somewhat related, dentures clacking when someone speaks.

czechlin

Wasps...:pac::pac::pac:

Dramatik

Those little wannabe the next x factor star buskers on Grafton st. It all sounds the ****ing same, covering some **** boring song!

Strum...strum...strum...[Insert whiny pre-pubesent voice trying to sing about some past love or relationship] Strum...strum...strum... **** off with your uninspiring utter tripe, I hope the reason you're busking is to pay for some ****ing guitar lessons...

eisenberg1

eisenberg1 wrote: »

We were on hols a couple of years ago in Skiathos, and there were wasps everywhere, Mrs E was sprawled on a sunbed on the beach, and lets out an almighty roar, she was stung on the ass cheek, she is jumping and screaming, holding her ass, and for some reason, everyone is staring at me...............

czechlin wrote: »

Wasps...:pac::pac::pac:

czechlin, please use full title.........BASTARD WASPS:D

Paddy Cow

I got a panini and chips today. The panini was delicious but the chips were disgusting. They had been refried and were greasy and soggy. I was too hungry to send it back so I ate the panini and left the chips. Why do restaurants do that? Cook the chips to order ffs.

Gongoozler

People who talk to you when you're on the phone, I don't even mean a personal call, I'm at work, talking to people about serious things, don't start asking me questions!!

OldNotWIse

Gongoozler wrote: »

People who talk to you when you're on the phone, I don't even mean a personal call, I'm at work, talking to people about serious things, don't start asking me questions!!

Haaaaaaaate that! And then I get all distracted and go quiet, the person on the other end starts saying , "hello? Hello?" and the gimp in front is making noise but I cant understand what he is saying either. So I just end up not hearing either of them!

Daveysil15

Dramatik wrote: »

Those little wannabe the next x factor star buskers on Grafton st. It all sounds the ****ing same, covering some **** boring song!

Strum...strum...strum...[Insert whiny pre-pubesent voice trying to sing about some past love or relationship] Strum...strum...strum... **** off with your uninspiring utter tripe, I hope the reason you're busking is to pay for some ****ing guitar lessons...

Ryan Sheridan started that way.