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UrbanSea

Gonna head out in Dublin Tuesday I reckon, Coppers hasn't been hit in a while

Colonel Sanders

Hulk Hands wrote: »

I'll probably be the lad asleep in a corner of oneills at 11 o clock Monday night. Wake up then at half 8 to get the enhanced morning prices and so drunk I'll probably double the stake I planned

Hulk I'll race you

See who can lose control of bowel movements first :pac:

Colonel Sanders

I miss The Verve

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdTzmIgRuQ0

I'm guessing one more reunion is too much to ask for?

ste2010

Looking athe Cheltenham form
So much your exhausted and couldn't give a f*ck what happens next week

BumperD

Golantilla out there resting in his stable, waiting to get his chance to join the Legends of the Forum, while the Tatariano train loaded up like the New Deli Express with punters hanging off the rooftop before spluttering out of the horse racing forum. But I have a feeling Special Tiara could be the next "Special One".....

Colonel Sanders

An outstanding drink. Right up there with the best IPAs IMO

ste2010

Looks like Boston bob is running in the Ryanair according to the betting...if I've ever seen a horse crying out for longer than 3miles he is it...what the hell are they doing (and before the willie brigade give out that he's the champion trainer, that decision is bizarre of that's what's happening)

Propunter1

BumperD wrote: »

Golantilla out there resting in his stable, waiting to get his chance to join the Legends of the Forum, while the Tatariano train loaded up like the New Deli Express with punters hanging off the rooftop before spluttering out of the horse racing forum. But I have a feeling Special Tiara could be the next "Special One".....

Golantilla wouldnt win if they let him off now somebody should change the name of the thread the horse was well beaten last year into 3rd plus its handicapped by the jockey on it,the king of the bumpers will be taking this as usual.

BumperD

Are you nobbled again Colonel

Colonel Sanders

BumperD wrote: »

Are you nobbled again Colonel

Nah, just having the one bottle

Holidays start c5pm tomorow.......

BumperD

Thou shalt not talk ill of the Golantilla one in the Mr Golantilla thread. He will breath fire upon you from his Godzilla-esqe fire breathing mouth

Propunter1

ste2010 wrote: »

Looks like Boston bob is running in the Ryanair according to the betting...if I've ever seen a horse crying out for longer than 3miles he is it...what the hell are they doing (and before the willie brigade give out that he's the champion trainer, that decision is bizarre of that's what's happening)

How many grade 1 winners have you trained? some punters out there really think they know more than the trainer of certain animals who they are with every single day,some lads watching a few videos of form on atr and they suddenly know more than champion trainer W.P Mullins.

BumperD

Colonel Sanders wrote: »

Nah, just having the one bottle

Holidays start c5pm tomorow.......

Same as (officially) but I've snook out for a couple tonight ( the cat is away). Sierra Nevada is getting my attention this evening.

BumperD

ste2010 wrote: »

(and before the willie brigade give out that he's the champion trainer, that decision is bizarre of that's what's happening)

That didn't take long ...:)

ste2010

Propunter1 wrote: »

How many grade 1 winners have you trained? some punters out there really think they know more than the trainer of certain animals who they are with every single day,some lads watching a few videos of form on atr and they suddenly know more than champion trainer W.P Mullins.

That didn't take long at all...

BumperD

This place makes me laugh

ste2010

UrbanSea wrote: »

Gonna head out in Dublin Tuesday I reckon, Coppers hasn't been hit in a while

You'd hardly make it to coppers after saucing all day?

BumperD

Last round. A dwarf has just ordered a half Guinness at the bar. You couldn't make it up.

BumperD

He must be drunk.



He just ordered a short.

BumperD

This will be grim tomorrow . Time to order one for the old stairs Kaiser 5.4% vol

BumperD

Someone dropped a nasty one in the special needs toilet. That's just wrong.

BumperD

Time to put on my Special Tiara and head to bed. Early morning ahead of me. Ugh.

hucklebuck

premierstone wrote: »

Finishing tommorow myself and not back until the 20th Wonder which will give in first, my heart, my liver or my wallet?

Your notice? After beating the bollix out of the bookies and being able to retire...

hucklebuck

MyStubbleItches wrote: »

Waiting on a phone call to start a new job. Hoping it doesn't come for another week now, especially as my stag is next Friday. Would be just typical to be told I'm starting Monday and working all week.

Good luck man.

hucklebuck

UrbanSea wrote: »

Gonna head out in Dublin Tuesday I reckon, Coppers hasn't been hit in a while

CULCHIE...

hucklebuck

Anyone else, what, what, what seems to be the officer problem....

premierstone

Propunter1 wrote: »

How many grade 1 winners have you trained? some punters out there really think they know more than the trainer of certain animals who they are with every single day,some lads watching a few videos of form on atr and they suddenly know more than champion trainer W.P Mullins.

Pro just on a slightly unrelated topic, what do you make of Shamrock Rovers prospects for the coming season??

BumperD

I have a grim head on me. Thankfully, the sun is shining. Time for a stroll with the dog to freshen me up. Its Friday. That means beers and sand dune racing - too good to me missed.

BumperD

I find it hard to find a winner on the sand dunes. Tricky ould spot but the good people of dundalk have laid on a "bumper" just for me in the lucky last. Aughnacurraveel is getting my €10 vote this evening to pay for a few beers (I think I had my fill last night but hey, its the cheltenham build up....)

Colonel Sanders

F**k me the champion chase is an absolutely disgusting race this year

Usually one of the highlights of the meeting for me