The 'Funny (ha, ha)' side of religion

Mark Hamill · 01-12-2014 10:29pm

I expect to be getting one or two of these over the next few weeks :pac:

CramCycle · 02-12-2014 11:24am

Mark Hamill wrote: »

I expect to be getting one or two of these over the next few weeks :pac:

Think I'll make my own and just replace
"You Heathen"

with

"...because we both know you don't believe in any of that Religious stuff and going to mass once every three years (because your not hungover and at your in-laws) doesn't change that."

Worztron · 02-12-2014 7:02pm

Worztron · 02-12-2014 9:35pm

SW wrote: »

"May the force be with you" "and also with you"

uberhumor.com/may-the-force-be-with-you-and-also-with-you

TheChizler · 03-12-2014 10:47am

Worztron wrote: »

"May the force be with you" "and also with you"

http://uberhumor.com/may-the-force-be-with-you-and-also-with-you?

Without the humour aspect I wouldn't be able to figure out if that's right or not from the Star Wars point of view, it really fits.

On the bright side I can't remember what the first half should be from the RCC POV.

Worztron · 03-12-2014 7:20pm

Src: http://chuckleaduck.com/comic/clocks-ticking/

RikuoAmero · 03-12-2014 7:33pm

Worztron wrote: »

snip

Inevitably Satan would have to ask God "Why the f*ck did you help them screw up the planet?"

Worztron · 03-12-2014 8:37pm

seamus · 04-12-2014 2:11am

So my wife brings the two year old daughter over to the crib she put out yesterday and asks her if she knows what's in the crib.

Apparently the crib represents when baby Cheese was visited by baa baa black sheep and the 3 blind mice.

I think we're going to stick with that version from now on.

shruikan2553 · 04-12-2014 2:24am

seamus wrote: »

So my wife brings the two year old daughter over to the crib she put out yesterday and asks her if she knows what's in the crib.

Apparently the crib represents when baby Cheese was visited by baa baa black sheep and the 3 blind mice.

I think we're going to stick with that version from now on.

Your crib wouldnt happen to look like this would it?

shruikan2553 · 04-12-2014 2:31am

SW wrote: »

jesus lightsaber

Needs to be merged with this to find who is the true dark lord of the religions

EDIT: Sorry about the size, no idea how to fix it.

Skrynesaver · 04-12-2014 9:24am

Nut job believes biblical law should permeate every facet of life...

Response from Charles Forsythe on G+
Mission accomplished: programming code is already like the Bible.

-- A lot of code was written in a different era which you have to understand in order to interpret it
-- No one know who wrote a lot of it
-- A lot of it makes no sense unless paired with oral tradition
-- A lot of it -- even the terrible parts -- has been preserved by people who copied it letter-for-letter without understanding why it was written in the first place
-- People have vicious arguments over the "right" way to do things
-- Telling the truth to management can get you crucified
-- Whenever you ask "why is anyone still using this" the answer is always about money
-- There are obvious design changes throughout the canon

Delirium · 04-12-2014 9:43am

AstraMonti · 04-12-2014 4:01pm

Brian Shanahan · 04-12-2014 4:50pm

AstraMonti wrote: »

Vlad is clearly disturbed by the feelings another man bending down to groinal range and kissing him stirs within his loins. With his homophobic platform (half his manifesto for government) his latent homosexuality is a horrific curse.

PopePalpatine · 04-12-2014 5:09pm

Brian Shanahan wrote: »

Vlad is clearly disturbed by the feelings another man bending down to groinal range and kissing him stirs within his loins. With his homophobic platform (half his manifesto for government) his latent homosexuality is a horrific curse.

Shh...don't tell the Putinbots in the Ukraine thread!

Mr. CooL ICE · 04-12-2014 6:19pm

It's like he is afraid the priests will immediately start Putin out

Worztron · 04-12-2014 7:28pm

Worztron · 04-12-2014 9:27pm

Src: http://uberhumor.com/this-popped-up-on-my-facebook-feed-today-just-odd

obplayer · 04-12-2014 10:50pm

Priest tells primary school pupils as young as seven that Father Christmas ISN'T REAL

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...SN-T-REAL.html

ShooterSF · 04-12-2014 11:31pm

SW wrote: »

CCCCCRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

RikuoAmero · 05-12-2014 12:07am

Worztron wrote: »

This is one of those arguments that I've never really liked. A baby at that age can't really be an atheist - they lack the ability to believe or disbelieve something. You might as well call a rock an atheist: it too doesn't believe in a god.

Pherekydes · 05-12-2014 12:15am

RikuoAmero wrote: »

This is one of those arguments that I've never really liked. A baby at that age can't really be an atheist - they lack the ability to believe or disbelieve something. You might as well call a rock an atheist: it too doesn't believe in a god.

You might as well call a baby a rock in that case.

recedite · 05-12-2014 12:25am

obplayer wrote: »

Priest tells primary school pupils as young as seven that Father Christmas ISN'T REAL

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...SN-T-REAL.html

Everyone in the story politely ignores the irony of what the priest has said; instead they focus in on the idea that he has stolen some of the magic from the kids.

I do like this bit though;

When Father Higgins, who is based at St Anne's Catholic Church in Buxton, was asked to explain his comments he launched into a foul-mouthed tirade.

Give the man back his whisky FFS, and then everything will be alright again

Hotblack Desiato · 05-12-2014 12:38am

RikuoAmero wrote: »

This is one of those arguments that I've never really liked. A baby at that age can't really be an atheist - they lack the ability to believe or disbelieve something. You might as well call a rock an atheist: it too doesn't believe in a god.

They are by definition atheist - they have no belief in a god or gods.

Until some authority figure washes their brain

AstraMonti · 05-12-2014 9:57am

Worztron · 05-12-2014 10:30am

CramCycle · 05-12-2014 10:43am

Pherekydes wrote: »

You might as well call a baby a rock in that case.

Differences between Babies and Rocks.

Babies don't make the same sound as rocks when you drop them.....

... and they taste better.

Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.

Pherekydes · 05-12-2014 1:38pm

CramCycle wrote: »

Differences between Babies and Rocks.

Babies don't make the same sound as rocks when you drop them.....

... and they taste better.

I don't know. The rock I got in Bray as a kid tasted pretty ok.

Plus, rocks can't be brainwashed.

gaynorvader · 05-12-2014 1:47pm

RikuoAmero wrote: »

This is one of those arguments that I've never really liked. A baby at that age can't really be an atheist - they lack the ability to believe or disbelieve something. You might as well call a rock an atheist: it too doesn't believe in a god.

Rocks are atheist, as far as we know at any rate. Atheism is simply the absence of belief in a deity, so if one is incapable of belief, one is atheist. Granted, the word has been rather hijacked in recent years, much like feminism and literally.

The 'Funny (ha, ha)' side of religion

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