The 'Funny (ha, ha)' side of religion

Mr_A

God you're embarrassing!

legspin

Vivisectus wrote: »

I too was wondering just how many sodomites you would need to keep the average Starbucks supplied with enough lattes for a day.

I heard they have a sweat-shop type thing in China, from where the semen is taken to a freezing centre and distributed around the world. Part of the delivery every morning is a liquid nitrogen tank full of that day's stock.

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AstraMonti

From YLYL

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Src: http://imgur.com/gallery/XKhaZW9

shruikan2553

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0drepwgKCos

She does make sense, she kinda skips over the part of why Satan started an energy drink company and what thats got to do with MILFs but other than that the logic is some of the best Ive heard from a Christian.

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shruikan2553 wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0drepwgKCos

She does make sense, she kinda skips over the part of why Satan started an energy drink company and what thats got to do with MILFs but other than that the logic is some of the best Ive heard from a Christian.

I can never understand why exactly these bible thumpers are worried about Satan. Okay, they believe he exists, they believe that eventually he and the anti-christ are going to cause havoc any day now, but according to the holy book that they say is true, their god will win in the end. Why be worried then?

PopePalpatine

I guess they're worried that Satan would "recruit" their family members, and should God win the war against him as planned, those recruited family members would be annihilated.

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Gordon

shruikan2553 wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0drepwgKCos

She does make sense, she kinda skips over the part of why Satan started an energy drink company and what thats got to do with MILFs but other than that the logic is some of the best Ive heard from a Christian.

Doesn't really make sense to me. Only one of the lines of the M is separated and the o isn't a cross, doesn't look like a cross at all. The o looks like Greek letter Phi to me.

smacl

Another Fredo & Pidjin classic;

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robindch

God delivers a strange man with a vast, yellow bowtie from the curse of gayness. Doesn't take off the bowtie though.

Some Guy wrote:

I am delivered! I don’t like mens no more! I said I like womens! Womens, womens, womens, women. I said women! I am not gay! I will not date a mens! I will not carry a purse! I will not put on makeup! I will love a womens!

http://aattp.org/this-man-faking-deliverance-from-gayness-is-the-funniest-thing-youll-see-all-week-video/

With video goodness.

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glorious

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smacl

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KAGY

Toys from an irish childhood

"My pocket happy death crucifix"

PopePalpatine

Jaysus, that's messed up.

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Links234

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