The 'Funny (ha, ha)' side of religion

AstraMonti

I don't know why I laughed so much at this..

as_mo_bhosca

recedite wrote: »

Saying "only a Sith deals in absolutes" is an absolute in and of itself, so there was a certain amount of irony in that line. It's pointing out the hypocrisy of pretending your point of view is the only "right" one.

Is this the Trout of No Craic's boards' account?

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Lithium93_

Some wise words from the recently departed Lemmy

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smacl

Ken.

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robindch

Some US televangelists explain why god provided them with their own private jets sanctuaries - they're needed for private prayer and apparently the planes the rest of us travel on are filled with demons:

http://www.bipartisanreport.com/2016/01/01/televangelist-says-he-needs-private-jet-because-demons-fly-commercial/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdH2DGSXjss

Lithium93_

robindch wrote: »

Some US televangelists explain why god provided them with their own private jets sanctuaries - they're needed for private prayer and apparently the planes the rest of us travel on are filled with demons:

http://www.bipartisanreport.com/2016/01/01/televangelist-says-he-needs-private-jet-because-demons-fly-commercial/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdH2DGSXjss

Con artists/snake oil salesmen would be a more appropriate description for televangelists, and those who contribute to their scams are fools for parting with their money to fund them buying private jets.

looksee

That is really sick.

recedite

The guy in the red shirt there who looks like a Thunderbirds puppet has had so many facelifts his belly button is on his chin. Kenny Copeland will be 80 this year, but he is too greedy to retire (you gotta look your best doing The Lord's work).

Shrap

Wow. I so empathise with hard it must be to get in "a long tube with a bunch of demons" and have those demons just put you off talking to god. I think either we should all have personal jets provided by the good lord, or we should commandeer their ones immediately.

looksee

Though really, given they are on chatting terms with god, you'd think he would give them the ability to walk on water (or the ability to teleport, or something).

Shrap

looksee wrote: »

Though really, given they are on chatting terms with god, you'd think he would give them the ability to walk on water (or the ability to teleport, or something).

I don't know....from what he was repeating of what god said to him, god doesn't sound clever enough to walk across the road, never mind on water :rolleyes:

Hotblack Desiato

Shrap wrote: »

"a long tube with a bunch of demons"

Next thing you know he'll be saying the young ladies giving him BJs were treating his enlarged prostate, and the coke was for his brachycardia...

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looksee

I reverse searched for the above image and came across what must be one of the more visually disturbing blogs on the internet.

http://verticallivingministries.com/tag/martin-luther/

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Nodin

looksee wrote: »

I reverse searched for the above image and came across what must be one of the more visually disturbing blogs on the internet.

http://verticallivingministries.com/tag/martin-luther/

It has to be said Baseball is not at the forefront of the thoughts and images called to mind by the name Martin Luther.

Cabaal

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