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Sex and the Office

IcyBreadPeople

So my boyfriend's office has a shower room and sometimes I go over on my lunch break and he smuggles me in there to have s*x.

He works half an hour away from me so I have to run across the city, pork, then run back to my office.

Just wondering if many other people do this?

It's a nice way to spend a lunch-break and really works up an appetite \o/

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CastingCouch

All this talk of pork is making me hungry.

Fred Swanson

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OldNotWIse

Fred Swanson wrote: »

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More like not-veiled-at-all "I am not getting any" thread

sbsquarepants

I'm a half an hour away, i'll get jogging.
Do you have a shower over there?

tin79

mutley18 wrote: »

"Oooh look at me I have a job and regular intercourse"

I HAVE NEITHER. STOP GLOATING.

Go to the nearest street corner, they can then be one in the same.

Specialun

im sorry OP but i just cant aperciate bad trolling anymore..I dont know is it because im getting older or because the standard of trolling has gone downhill.I give this 2/10 and im giving you 2 marks because i think u deserver that for not falling over while logging in

The Backwards Man

Once upon time there was three bears. . .

Edit; sorry folks, thought this was the fairytale forum.

Mariasofia

Specialun wrote: »

im sorry OP but i just cant aperciate bad trolling anymore..I dont know is it because im getting older or because the standard of trolling has gone downhill.I give this 2/10 and im giving you 2 marks because i think u deserver that for not falling over while logging in

You are giving her more than her fella......hes only giving her 1!!:)

IcyBreadPeople

princess-lala wrote: »

My relationship status has nothing to do with this!

What does have something to do with it though is you claiming to go to your boyfriends place of work to be "slammed" at lunchtime!

It's true, I don't understand why it's so hard to believe or why you seem to be getting so uptight about it - get over yourself

RossieMan

IcyBreadPeople wrote: »

It's true, I don't understand why it's so hard to believe or why you seem to be getting so uptight about it - get over yourself

maybe it's the fact that you're posting it all over the internet?

Have a bit of self-respect.

princess-lala

RossieMan wrote: »

maybe it's the fact that you're posting it all over the internet?

Have a bit of self-respect.

Took the words right outa my mouth!!

RossieMan

Troll's these days, not in the least bit creative.

denhaagenite

IcyBreadPeople wrote: »

It's true, I don't understand why it's so hard to believe or why you seem to be getting so uptight about it - get over yourself

It's not hard to believe, it's just not that interesting.

Why don't you tell your colleagues, or your boyfriends colleagues about it, then come back and post the outcome? That would be MUCH more entertaining than someone secretly having sex in a public place.

Potatoeman

It might seem sexy but his colleagues that use the shower would not be impressed. Imagine them whacking one off in there before you have your romp. :-P
Edit: posting from work? Through a proxy?

Uriel.

princess-lala wrote: »

Took the words right outa my mouth!!

Oh it must have been while you were kissing me

Fred Swanson

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Mammanabammana

Pics or it didn't happen.

Sofiztikated

Mammanabammana wrote: »

Pics or it didn't happen.

FYP.

smash

It's not really office sex until you break a desk!

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IcyBreadPeople wrote: »

So my boyfriend's office has a shower room and sometimes I go over on my lunch break and he smuggles me in there to have s*x.

He works half an hour away from me so I have to run across the city, pork, then run back to my office.

Just wondering if many other people do this?

It's a nice way to spend a lunch-break and really works up an appetite \o/

So.......your getting it......go you!!!

Call Me Jimmy

IcyBreadPeople wrote: »

So my boyfriend's office has a shower room and sometimes I go over on my lunch break and he smuggles me in there to have s*x .

sooo curious about that missing vowel! sax? six? sox? sux?

dgt

Call Me Jimmy wrote: »

sooo curious about that missing vowel! sax? six? sox? sux?

Maybe a lack of *? Maybe they ment spandex? Sandbox? Sonovox???

donegal_road

good chance the OP is a dirty old man, sitting in a half finished ghost estate in Tullamore, county Offaly

Chareth Cutestory

God I'm starving after reading through this. Could really go for a pulled pork slammer.

Mickey H

Muilleann wrote: »

Do you take off your underwear before you head over there so?

Just to speed things up like?

Maybe on the bus...

Classy!

pharmaton

donegal_road wrote: »

good chance the OP is a dirty old man, sitting in a half finished ghost estate in Tullamore, county Offaly

I see you've read men who roleplay as women on the internets 101

fsfg

Something smells fishy in this story

Son Of A Vidic

IcyBreadPeople wrote: »

..They'd probably just assume I'm a hooker..

Easily done I suppose.

Gummy Panda

So OP is a teenage boy?

ardle1

IcyBreadPeople wrote: »

So my boyfriend's office has a shower room and sometimes I go over on my lunch break and he smuggles me in there to have s*x.

He works half an hour away from me so I have to run across the city, pork, then run back to my office.

Just wondering if many other people do this?

It's a nice way to spend a lunch-break and really works up an appetite \o/

Who gives a s*#t, anyway back to the Coronation St Thread.:cool: