benefits of NOT having a beard

gurramok

Having a beard is a sure sign of laziness in a person or they are in training for the Taliban:pac:.

They are just too lazy to shave, cleanliness and hygiene is not their foremost feature.

Real Life

I have a pretty big beard, by the comments in this thread a lot of people would be surprised how many women love beards.

danniemcq

humbert wrote: »

I suppose there does come a point where anything covering your face increases your appeal

haha touche!

TheLastMohican

You can't rub your beard, look philosophic and come up with an answer.

You don't get all squishy when going down on the wife/girlfriend/casual encounter.

That's all I can think of.

Rubbing bare chin frantically

IM0

Grayson wrote: »

You look like you actually bothered with your appearance

ah your looking for the unkept beard thread >>>>>>>>>>

IM0

discus wrote: »

You 'real men have beards' loons need to get a grip. If you have a beard, it's because you're compensating for your lack-of elsewhere.

I have a beard, big cock, and I dont man scape like a pussy either to make my dick look larger than it is

WoollyRedHat

discus wrote: »

You 'real men have beards' loons need to get a grip. If you have a beard, it's because you're compensating for your lack-of elsewhere.

Vagina?

kowloon

Love the serious replies

IM0

gurramok wrote: »

Having a beard is a sure sign of laziness in a person or they are in training for the Taliban:pac:.

They are just too lazy to shave, cleanliness and hygiene is not their foremost feature.

why shave its just going to grow back, over and over and over again :pac:

also there is the added benefit of not looking like a lady boy

humbert

IM0 wrote: »

why shave its just going to grow back, over and over and over again :pac:

Take it you don't shower either then?

IM0 wrote: »

also there is the added benefit of not looking like a lady boy

In your shoes I'd probably go for the beard too.

Real Life

gurramok wrote: »

Having a beard is a sure sign of laziness in a person or they are in training for the Taliban:pac:.

They are just too lazy to shave, cleanliness and hygiene is not their foremost feature.

I wash and condition my beard everyday and also comb it numerous times throughout the day. Im probably the cleanest person i know so your argument is invalid.

Feathers

gurramok wrote: »

They are just too lazy to shave, cleanliness and hygiene is not their foremost feature.

Do you shave your head too so, for hygiene?

Dravokivich

frag420 wrote: »

You get laid!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJkLH4uZ73M

Timmyctc

So many poor little guys unable to grow beards. Getting all riled up. Its okay though. Come, join us in the beard sanctuary and we will teach you the way of the beard.

Triangla

Beards make for better soldiers:

http://www.duffelblog.com/2012/04/pentagon-study-finds-beards-directly-proportional-to-combat-effectiveness/

FatherLen

serious amount of jealousy in this thread.

CrabRevolution

Having a beard makes it incredibly uncomfortable for me to wear a hurling helmet, made even worse by the fact i have eczema.

TheLastMohican

Triangla wrote: »

Beards make for better soldiers:

http://www.duffelblog.com/2012/04/pentagon-study-finds-beards-directly-proportional-to-combat-effectiveness/[/QUOTE]

I like the last bit:

There’s no doubt that many in the Special Forces community will be angered, but General Mattis is convinced.
“It’s settled science. In light of this information we will enforce a rule requiring all males to wear at least one inch of facial hair at all times. Furthermore, any females able to grow facial hair are encouraged to do so as well.”

IM0

Timmyctc wrote: »

So many poor little guys unable to grow beards. Getting all riled up. Its okay though. Come, join us in the beard sanctuary and we will teach you the way of the beard.

no its a testosterone thing, you cant teach testosterone, you cant teach manliness either, either you have it or you dont

Timmyctc

IM0 wrote: »

no its a testosterone thing, you cant teach testosterone

Have you ever been to the Beard Sanctuary?
We taught this guy to beard

thiarfearr

Real Life wrote: »

I wash and condition my beard everyday and also comb it numerous times throughout the day. Im probably the cleanest person i know so your argument is invalid.

Being the cleanest hippy you know isn't something to brag about

dgt

Triangla wrote: »

Beards make for better soldiers:

http://www.duffelblog.com/2012/04/pentagon-study-finds-beards-directly-proportional-to-combat-effectiveness/

Sadly not here, you need to request to have one (thats what your told anyway)

Pj!

Are there any bearded men that grow their beard for a reason other than to establish their male identity?

V123

I am a women and my husband has a beard, always has since Ive known him.

when we were getting married, friends kept asking me if I was going to get him to shave it for the day! I was thinking 'no', 'why'

I don't get the problem with beards, I like them

also most women I know have at least admitted that they do like 3-4 day stubble!

Triangla

Duffelblog.com is satire btw

dgt

Triangla wrote: »

Duffelblog.com is satire btw

Whoops as you were, carry on :pac:

Dravokivich

Pj! wrote: »

Are there any bearded men that grow their beard for a reason other than to establish their male identity?

Yes, it keeps me company.

Timmyctc

Pj! wrote: »

Are there any bearded men that grow their beard for a reason other than to establish their male identity?

It eliminates the need for an effeminate scarf.

--Kaiser--

IM0 wrote: »

no its a testosterone thing, you cant teach testosterone, you cant teach manliness either, either you have it or you dont

Genetics are more relevant than testosterone levels. Africans have 20% higher testosterone levels than Caucasians but less facial hair (possibly due to the partial Neanderthal heritage of the latter)

Caliden

ITT: Neckbeards.