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benefits of NOT having a beard

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  • 11-06-2013 12:35pm
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    IM0
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    cant think of any tbh :pac:


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    #2
    Festy
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    Beardless men aren't real men.


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    #3
    Conmaicne Mara
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    No itchy neck... No food caught in non existent beard... No women giving out about scratchy beard...


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    Celly Smunt
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    A significant income.


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    humbert
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    Women will talk to you.


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    kneemos
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    You don't look like a Koala bear.


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    [Deleted User]
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    Easier to play snooker.


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    #8
    frag420
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    You get laid!


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    Michael D Not Higgins
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    pmcmahon wrote: »
    A significant income.

    Steve Jobs before he died?
    Richard Branson?
    Alan Sugar?


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    #10
    Timmyctc
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    :pac:


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    #11
    Festy
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    Too many beard haters in this thread.I'm off to the beards rock thread.:pac:


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    Celly Smunt
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    Michael D Not Higgins wrote: »
    Steve Jobs before he died?
    Richard Branson?
    Alan Sugar?

    In fairness,they didn't exactly attend an interview.


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    #13
    Timmyctc
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    Without a beard v with a beard .


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    #14
    anncoates
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    Not looking like a redneck pedo would be the one that springs to mind.


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    #15
    NothingMan
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    A half days stubble is the best hand scratching implement known to man.


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    danniemcq
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    Conmaicne Mara wrote: »
    No itchy neck... No food caught in non existent beard... No women giving out about scratchy beard...
    but what about when you are hungry and find a bacon sandwich in there at 3am and my GF likes when i scratch her with it.

    Can give 2 hand massage and use chin for that extra scratch!
    pmcmahon wrote: »
    A significant income.
    but you save money from not shaving
    humbert wrote: »
    Women will talk to you.
    got more women with beard than without
    kneemos wrote: »
    You don't look like a Koala bear.
    but they are so cute (bar the sti thing)
    Deleted User wrote: »
    Easier to play snooker.
    nah the beard holds it better
    frag420 wrote: »
    You get laid!
    again got more with than without!


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    super_furry
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    You don't look like a dodgy kiddy fiddler.


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    Michael D Not Higgins
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    pmcmahon wrote: »
    In fairness,they didn't exactly attend an interview.

    In fairness, you didn't specify that.

    What's a significant income?


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    Timmyctc
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    super_furry wrote: »
    You don't look like a dodgy kiddy fiddler.

    I think its the fact that you touch kids that makes you look like that. Not your beard, or lack thereof.


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    BeerWolf
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    pmcmahon wrote: »
    A significant income.

    Tell that to Richard Branson.


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    #21
    Snowc
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    You dont have to comb out dead insects from a beard when you come home from walking in the mountains.


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    kneemos
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    danniemcq wrote: »
    but what about when you are hungry and find a bacon sandwich in there at 3am and my GF likes when i scratch her with it.

    Can give 2 hand massage and use chin for that extra scratch!


    but you save money from not shaving


    got more women with beard than without


    but they are so cute (bar the sti thing)


    nah the beard holds it better


    again got more with than without!

    Wrong thread dude.


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    #23
    Timmyctc
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    Snowc wrote: »
    You dont have to comb out dead insects from a beard when you come home from walking in the mountains.

    You can't go out walking in the mountains clean shaven though. You aint manly enough.


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    #24
    danniemcq
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    kneemos wrote: »
    Wrong thread dude.

    i was replying to people dissing beards!


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    #25
    thiarfearr
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    anncoates wrote: »
    Not looking like a redneck pedo would be the one that springs to mind.

    To add, not looking like socialist worker party scum


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    #26
    Remmy
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    Women might find your features more effeminate and less threatening thus leading to a greater chance of coitus


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    #27
    Grayson
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    You look like you actually bothered with your appearance


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    #28
    Banjo
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    Without a beard, you don't have to have that awkward conversation with your parents where you explain why you'll never provide them with grand-kids. They'll already know!


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    #29
    danniemcq
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    Remmy wrote: »
    Women might find your features more effeminate and less threatening thus leading to a greater chance of coitus

    biologically not technically true.

    when a woman is looking for a mate biology kicks in along with personal preference.

    they often look for someone to protect the family, the alpha male shall we say. effeminite features do not help in that regard.

    Just to clarify too, i don't mean that having a beard means instant success but it is something that is hard wired into our DNA.

    Beard/muscles/ruggedness whatever suggest a high presence of testosterone.
    A mans ability to produce and regulate optimal levels of testosterone (and all other hormones) is adventageous for survival and reproduction


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    humbert
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    danniemcq wrote: »
    but what about when you are hungry and find a bacon sandwich in there at 3am and my GF likes when i scratch her with it.

    Can give 2 hand massage and use chin for that extra scratch!


    but you save money from not shaving


    got more women with beard than without


    but they are so cute (bar the sti thing)


    nah the beard holds it better


    again got more with than without!

    I suppose there does come a point where anything covering your face increases your appeal :p


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    #31
    discus
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    You 'real men have beards' loons need to get a grip. If you have a beard, it's because you're compensating for your lack-of elsewhere.


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