benefits of NOT having a beard

IM0

cant think of any tbh :pac:

Festy

Beardless men aren't real men.

Conmaicne Mara

No itchy neck... No food caught in non existent beard... No women giving out about scratchy beard...

Celly Smunt

A significant income.

humbert

Women will talk to you.

kneemos

You don't look like a Koala bear.

Easier to play snooker.

frag420

You get laid!

Michael D Not Higgins

pmcmahon wrote: »

A significant income.

Steve Jobs before he died?
Richard Branson?
Alan Sugar?

Timmyctc

:pac:

Festy

Too many beard haters in this thread.I'm off to the beards rock thread.:pac:

Celly Smunt

Michael D Not Higgins wrote: »

Steve Jobs before he died?
Richard Branson?
Alan Sugar?

In fairness,they didn't exactly attend an interview.

Timmyctc

Without a beard v with a beard .

anncoates

Not looking like a redneck pedo would be the one that springs to mind.

NothingMan

A half days stubble is the best hand scratching implement known to man.

danniemcq

Conmaicne Mara wrote: »

No itchy neck... No food caught in non existent beard... No women giving out about scratchy beard...

but what about when you are hungry and find a bacon sandwich in there at 3am and my GF likes when i scratch her with it.

Can give 2 hand massage and use chin for that extra scratch!

pmcmahon wrote: »

A significant income.

but you save money from not shaving

humbert wrote: »

Women will talk to you.

got more women with beard than without

kneemos wrote: »

You don't look like a Koala bear.

but they are so cute (bar the sti thing)

Deleted User wrote: »

Easier to play snooker.

nah the beard holds it better

frag420 wrote: »

You get laid!

again got more with than without!

super_furry

You don't look like a dodgy kiddy fiddler.

Michael D Not Higgins

pmcmahon wrote: »

In fairness,they didn't exactly attend an interview.

In fairness, you didn't specify that.

What's a significant income?

Timmyctc

super_furry wrote: »

You don't look like a dodgy kiddy fiddler.

I think its the fact that you touch kids that makes you look like that. Not your beard, or lack thereof.

BeerWolf

pmcmahon wrote: »

A significant income.

Tell that to Richard Branson.

Snowc

You dont have to comb out dead insects from a beard when you come home from walking in the mountains.

kneemos

danniemcq wrote: »

but what about when you are hungry and find a bacon sandwich in there at 3am and my GF likes when i scratch her with it.

Can give 2 hand massage and use chin for that extra scratch!


but you save money from not shaving


got more women with beard than without


but they are so cute (bar the sti thing)


nah the beard holds it better


again got more with than without!

Wrong thread dude.

Timmyctc

Snowc wrote: »

You dont have to comb out dead insects from a beard when you come home from walking in the mountains.

You can't go out walking in the mountains clean shaven though. You aint manly enough.

danniemcq

kneemos wrote: »

Wrong thread dude.

i was replying to people dissing beards!

thiarfearr

anncoates wrote: »

Not looking like a redneck pedo would be the one that springs to mind.

To add, not looking like socialist worker party scum

Remmy

Women might find your features more effeminate and less threatening thus leading to a greater chance of coitus

Grayson

You look like you actually bothered with your appearance

Banjo

Without a beard, you don't have to have that awkward conversation with your parents where you explain why you'll never provide them with grand-kids. They'll already know!

danniemcq

Remmy wrote: »

Women might find your features more effeminate and less threatening thus leading to a greater chance of coitus

biologically not technically true.

when a woman is looking for a mate biology kicks in along with personal preference.

they often look for someone to protect the family, the alpha male shall we say. effeminite features do not help in that regard.

Just to clarify too, i don't mean that having a beard means instant success but it is something that is hard wired into our DNA.

Beard/muscles/ruggedness whatever suggest a high presence of testosterone.

A mans ability to produce and regulate optimal levels of testosterone (and all other hormones) is adventageous for survival and reproduction

humbert

danniemcq wrote: »

but what about when you are hungry and find a bacon sandwich in there at 3am and my GF likes when i scratch her with it.

Can give 2 hand massage and use chin for that extra scratch!


but you save money from not shaving


got more women with beard than without


but they are so cute (bar the sti thing)


nah the beard holds it better


again got more with than without!

I suppose there does come a point where anything covering your face increases your appeal

discus

You 'real men have beards' loons need to get a grip. If you have a beard, it's because you're compensating for your lack-of elsewhere.

gurramok

Having a beard is a sure sign of laziness in a person or they are in training for the Taliban:pac:.

They are just too lazy to shave, cleanliness and hygiene is not their foremost feature.

Real Life

I have a pretty big beard, by the comments in this thread a lot of people would be surprised how many women love beards.

danniemcq

humbert wrote: »

I suppose there does come a point where anything covering your face increases your appeal

haha touche!

TheLastMohican

You can't rub your beard, look philosophic and come up with an answer.

You don't get all squishy when going down on the wife/girlfriend/casual encounter.

That's all I can think of.

Rubbing bare chin frantically

IM0

Grayson wrote: »

You look like you actually bothered with your appearance

ah your looking for the unkept beard thread >>>>>>>>>>

IM0

discus wrote: »

You 'real men have beards' loons need to get a grip. If you have a beard, it's because you're compensating for your lack-of elsewhere.

I have a beard, big cock, and I dont man scape like a pussy either to make my dick look larger than it is

WoollyRedHat

discus wrote: »

You 'real men have beards' loons need to get a grip. If you have a beard, it's because you're compensating for your lack-of elsewhere.

Vagina?

kowloon

Love the serious replies

IM0

gurramok wrote: »

Having a beard is a sure sign of laziness in a person or they are in training for the Taliban:pac:.

They are just too lazy to shave, cleanliness and hygiene is not their foremost feature.

why shave its just going to grow back, over and over and over again :pac:

also there is the added benefit of not looking like a lady boy

humbert

IM0 wrote: »

why shave its just going to grow back, over and over and over again :pac:

Take it you don't shower either then?

IM0 wrote: »

also there is the added benefit of not looking like a lady boy

In your shoes I'd probably go for the beard too.

Real Life

gurramok wrote: »

Having a beard is a sure sign of laziness in a person or they are in training for the Taliban:pac:.

They are just too lazy to shave, cleanliness and hygiene is not their foremost feature.

I wash and condition my beard everyday and also comb it numerous times throughout the day. Im probably the cleanest person i know so your argument is invalid.

Feathers

gurramok wrote: »

They are just too lazy to shave, cleanliness and hygiene is not their foremost feature.

Do you shave your head too so, for hygiene?

Dravokivich

frag420 wrote: »

You get laid!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJkLH4uZ73M

Timmyctc

So many poor little guys unable to grow beards. Getting all riled up. Its okay though. Come, join us in the beard sanctuary and we will teach you the way of the beard.

Triangla

Beards make for better soldiers:

http://www.duffelblog.com/2012/04/pentagon-study-finds-beards-directly-proportional-to-combat-effectiveness/

FatherLen

serious amount of jealousy in this thread.

CrabRevolution

Having a beard makes it incredibly uncomfortable for me to wear a hurling helmet, made even worse by the fact i have eczema.

TheLastMohican

Triangla wrote: »

Beards make for better soldiers:

http://www.duffelblog.com/2012/04/pentagon-study-finds-beards-directly-proportional-to-combat-effectiveness/[/QUOTE]

I like the last bit:

There’s no doubt that many in the Special Forces community will be angered, but General Mattis is convinced.
“It’s settled science. In light of this information we will enforce a rule requiring all males to wear at least one inch of facial hair at all times. Furthermore, any females able to grow facial hair are encouraged to do so as well.”

IM0

Timmyctc wrote: »

So many poor little guys unable to grow beards. Getting all riled up. Its okay though. Come, join us in the beard sanctuary and we will teach you the way of the beard.

no its a testosterone thing, you cant teach testosterone, you cant teach manliness either, either you have it or you dont

Timmyctc

IM0 wrote: »

no its a testosterone thing, you cant teach testosterone

Have you ever been to the Beard Sanctuary?
We taught this guy to beard