Jokes by stand-up comedians that have been done to death

Ash.J.Williams

lkionm wrote: »

He is a regular where I work and got his coffee and asked;

'You know the way you have whole milk and skinny milk there'
'Yeah?'
'Is the whole milk from a hole in the ground'


We then joked about customers being spastics, he was leaving and he came over to me and said he only realised I called him a spastic when he sat down.


Nice enough guy apart from that really bad joke.

they heavy metal tribute bands he worked with (RTE battleof the tribute bands) i believe were all impressed with him as a person and for his sense of humour...although the drummer from the led zep tribute band was meant to be the funniest man on the tour!

Neeson

Jokes about auld ones smelling like poo.

Ash.J.Williams

BNMC wrote: »

That black dude that's always on Have I Got New For You. "Oh look at me, I'm black... blah blah blah blah blah...."

He's not one bit funny either.

who?

Sir Osis of Liver.

Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »

Brendan Grace hasnt changed his haircut since the early eighties.

FYP

AnonoBoy

AnonoBoy wrote: »

As opposed to all the Irish comedians who base their comedy around being from Ireland?

"IT'S MAD CAUSE IT'S IN IRELAND!!! WE'RE IRISH, SURE WE'RE MAD. THEY DON'T DO MAD THINGS LIKE US IN EUROPE, BUT WE DO CAUSE WE'RE MAD, CAUSE WE'RE IRISH!" etc. etc.

Is that you Jason Byrne?

Funkfield

Custardpi wrote: »

I think Stewart Lee has you covered there.

Possibly the best comedian around at the moment. Not just the world's 41st best stand up.

AnonoBoy

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

ta.

Must have got them mixed up because they were just as unfunny as each other.

Oh yeah, that's it. Not that you think all black people look the same! I'm surprised you didn't think Chris Rock was the guy from the Cosby Show! :pac:

Neeson wrote: »

Jokes about auld ones smelling like poo.

Wee. Auld ones smell like wee, not poo.

razorblunt

Ash.J.Williams wrote: »

who?

Stephen K Amos
Reginald D Hunter

Both applies.

cantdecide

"Too soon?"

Fcuk RIGHT off!

Real Life

Funkfield wrote: »

Possibly the best comedian around at the moment. Not just the world's 41st best stand up.

Has to be the most under rated and under appreciated. No one can do it like him. I think most people just dont give him the chance to see what hes doing.

Ash.J.Williams

razorblunt wrote: »

Stephen K Amos
Reginald D Hunter

Both applies.

i'd say you correct about amos....but way off track with reg d...

wp_rathead

Real Life wrote: »

Has to be the most under rated and under appreciated. No one can do it like him. I think most people just dont give him the chance to see what hes doing.

Think been discribed as a comedians comedian which seems accurate
Got tickets to see him in Roisin Dubh- can't wait

Ash.J.Williams

wprathead wrote: »

Think been discribed as a comedians comedian which seems accurate
Got tickets to see him in Roisin Dubh- can't wait

he's brilliant....the blank faces on people who don't get him are funny too

Bipolar Joe

I wish Mike Birbiglia was more famous .

Irish Guitarist

English comedians doing that routine about Germans taking beach towels.

Real Life

wprathead wrote: »

Think been discribed as a comedians comedian which seems accurate
Got tickets to see him in Roisin Dubh- can't wait

wait what? when is this happening? any tickets left?

Crooked Jack

Jesus! I used to do a wee bit of stand up and was hoping to get back into it when I go to canada but this thread would put you off even considering it. Nothing's funny apparently.
I can understand people with strong feelings on this though. Bland, boring cuts like Peter Kay, Michael McIntyre, John bishop, Russell Howard etc... are destroying comedy.

Capt'n Midnight

Irish Guitarist wrote: »

English comedians doing that routine about Germans taking beach towels.

Listen, don't mention the war! I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it

wp_rathead

Real Life wrote: »

wait what? when is this happening? any tickets left?

Dunno if tickets left but here ya go