Your Dream Job

The_Gatsby

If you could choose and job, what would you choose?

For me, as childish as it sounds, I'd choose to be a professional sportsman in the NFL or something. The feeling of playing the game you love in front of (potentially) millions of people would be pretty unbeatable I think.

Realistically, I'd love to be a photojournalist. I think it would be a great job that would allow you to travel and see the world.

frozenfrozen

professional masturbator

MidlandsM

Public sector drone

Steve O

Mila Klunis' masseuse.

The_Gatsby

frozenfrozen wrote: »

professional masturbator

Should have predicted this in the OP

Truncheon Rouge

frozenfrozen wrote: »

professional masturbator

Jim fixed it for you.....heres your glove, I like a smooth start with a harsh ending and a bit of unpredictability.

FortuneChip

A Retail Display Technician in Dunnes Stores would be hard to beat

con___manx1

porn star

zega

Record store owner

IceFjoem

Music producer

channro

Man V Food

joetoad

I'm a black independent woman and I don't need no job

omahaid

Rambo

NothingMan

Top Gear presenter.

seven_eleven

Paramedic....and believe me I'm trying my damned hardest to become one but its very very hard and the outlook is bleak.

Grayson

I know someone who set up their own think tank. They and their friends became professional problem solvers. Every week a new problem. No solution, no fee.

They'll fly around the world trying to fix stuff they've never heard and doing it from scratch. They each have a different background. there's a doctor, a physicist, a philosopher etc... And the idea is that because they have different backgrounds, they each look at a problem differently.

That's one of the coolest jobs I've ever heard of.

If not that, model scout for a bikini manufacturer.

kowloon

Why spoil a perfectly good hobby by turning it into a job?

the groutch

Chuck Norris


(2nd choice Wallet Inspector)

.Henry Sellers.

Make adventure documentaries for t.v.

Pilotdude5

It was to be a pilot. Now I has a sad

Archeron

Chewing bread for the gummy ducks.

PizzamanIRL

The_Gatsby wrote: »

For me, as childish as it sounds, I'd choose to be a professional sportsman in the NFL or something.

If being a sports star is childish, then what the **** is this?

frozenfrozen wrote: »

professional masturbator

IceFjoem

kowloon wrote: »

Why spoil a perfectly good hobby by turning it into a job?

Why spoil a perfectly good life by doing something you don't enjoy five days a week?

kowloon

Pilotdude5 wrote: »

It was to be a pilot. Now I has a sad

What stopped you?

IceFjoem wrote: »

Why spoil a perfectly good life by doing something you don't enjoy five days a week?

It's how we do things. Wurk harder maggots!

Legs.Eleven

Stuff Sorter Outer.


Falling that, a Flatulist.

seven_eleven

kowloon wrote: »

What stopped you?

I'm going to guess its the immense amount of time and money required to train and the poor job opportunities after that.

Pilotdude5

seven_eleven wrote: »

I'm going to guess its the immense amount of time and money required to train and the poor job opportunities after that.

I managed the money fine working full time and training part-time over four years, it's watching kids who are getting Mommy and Daddy to pay 30000 for jobs is what killed it for me.

My bank-account does not meet the job requirements:mad:

irish bloke

A virgin converter

sock puppet

irish bloke wrote: »

A virgin converter

I'd say say you could actually make a good living from that if you know where to advertise.

I'd start with the boards.ie role playing game section.

sfwcork

A boobie inspector

elefant

Wallet Inspector