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I found a Safe.

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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,878 ✭✭✭ArtyM




    Yeah, I know, I'll get my coat.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,684 ✭✭✭Pretzill


    My guesses as to contents before the great safe cracking;

    A bunch of keys and a map to safes hidden all around the property.
    The One Ring.
    Danny De Vito's next Saoirse
    A false bottom. ;)
    There was ammo in the safe - haircut boy just got a number 1!


  • Registered Users Posts: 578 ✭✭✭the_barfly1


    is that the dpc i see around the safe? Not far to go. As long as the safe isnt bolted down from the inside.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,824 ✭✭✭Qualitymark


    Meath? Hm. The Guns that were used in, you know, That Job?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    lmao wrote: »
    Going to stick the kettle on, anybody fancy a tea or coffee?

    Good drop of milk, two sugars, stir to the left, tah.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭JustRoss23


    cup of tae please no milk 7 sugars thanks.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,199 ✭✭✭hollster2




    THIS COULD BE HAPPENING RIGHT NOW..........!!!!!!!:eek::eek::D:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 57 ✭✭soggy biscuit


    Is there anything to be said for saying another mass??


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,672 ✭✭✭deman


    The only thing that annoys me about this thread is the amount of Johnny-come-latelys have couldn't be bothered to read the whole thread and then come on here and think they're smart by thinking they're the first to mention the following:

    McGyver
    "Russian Doll" scenario
    reference to Lost

    Read the whole thread like the rest of us did!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 874 ✭✭✭Gosub


    hollster2 wrote: »


    THIS COULD BE HAPPENING RIGHT NOW..........!!!!!!!:eek::eek::D:D
    Ya... I don't think their Kango's that big. ;)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,199 ✭✭✭hollster2


    Gosub wrote: »
    Ya... I don't think their Kango's that big. ;)
    Wishful thinking!!!!:P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,824 ✭✭✭Qualitymark


    deman wrote: »
    The only thing that annoys me about this thread is the amount of Johnny-come-latelys

    Saucer of milk for Table 13!!!!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 485 ✭✭Wildlife Actor


    "Forget about that" said Trent as he grabbed the Kango and threw it against the wall of the shed and blew a hole in the wall, "this needs a real tool." As Trent unzipped his jeans, Sonovagun looked at the safe.


    The safe twitched....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 874 ✭✭✭Gosub


    hollster2 wrote: »
    Wishful thinking!!!!:P
    Size isn't everything. :D


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 10,259 ✭✭✭✭Melion


    Ive missed a few pages, who is this haircut boy???


  • Registered Users Posts: 266 ✭✭kilkenny12


    You've made some mess of your feckin shed floor


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,382 ✭✭✭gjc


    Hair cut boy playing a stormer [/QUOTE] doing his yoga in the corner


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭JustRoss23


    Haircut boy is a work colleague of op's he was busy getting his hair and nails done this morning and dropped in to the op on the way home.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,792 ✭✭✭Postgrad10


    Why would anyone need a safe that length?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,805 ✭✭✭✭Gary ITR


    Son0vagun wrote: »
    Would you be big enough to say this to my face?

    The contents of the safe are going nowhere. I've not had one genuine offer of help. I've not had one single person offer me tools. I'm doing all this on my lonesome. And I will succeed!!!

    You're all just a bunch of arm chair safe crackers! Where as tomorrow I'll be doing the real thing, just in my own time.

    I've a hilti drill that would make ****e of that safe and could do with drilling holes in something to relieve a bit of stress...


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,382 ✭✭✭gjc


    Melion wrote: »
    Ive missed a few pages, who is this haircut boy???


    We've been told to read the whole thread:(


  • Registered Users Posts: 567 ✭✭✭.Henry Sellers.


    Is there anything to be said for saying another mass??

    THE POSEIDON ADVENTURE!! Gene Hackman plays a priest in it Op, stick it on and you'll break the safe!


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,565 ✭✭✭✭aloyisious


    Son0vagun wrote: »
    We are getting there. It's hard work and no end in sight. It still won't budge. Here's a picture.

    http://img834.imageshack.us/img834/2774/imageohp.jpg

    Hair cut boy playing a stormer. And the Missus is supplying us with fluids.

    Jeez, it comes with a carrying handle and all. This is a job for Thunderbolt and Lightfoot.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,095 ✭✭✭LadyMayBelle


    Haircut boy, this could be your chance to redeem your manliness. The OP's lady deserves fair play too, and it's their anniversary.. But she knows there's something good in the safe..

    The world watches and waits....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭JustRoss23


    I have an aunt going to Lourdes Monday. Op she said she will say a few prayers for the safe :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,199 ✭✭✭hollster2


    lmao wrote: »
    Going to stick the kettle on, anybody fancy a tea or coffee?
    Any tea still going :) oh and id love a custard cream!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,824 ✭✭✭Qualitymark


    Postgrad10 wrote: »
    Why would anyone need a safe that length?

    For the drums and guns and guns and drums, hurroo, hurroo


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,435 ✭✭✭solerina


    I am very glad I have been follwoing this thread since the start, cause there is no way I would read so many comments otherwise...and there have been some great ones (not counting the ones who think they are first to mention MacGyver, Lost etc)....it will be like losing a limb when its finally finished :-(


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,136 ✭✭✭✭Rayne Wooney


    It's like that tv show Lost


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,568 ✭✭✭Skill Magill


    I think you may me drilling one of the new water meters we're getting, are you wearing wellies?


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