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I found a Safe.

Son0vagun

Apon clearing out my shed in my newly purchased house/property I found a safe. It's a floor safe and incased in concrete. It's opened by a key, which I do not have. Written on the safe door is the details of the locksmith who installed it. The previous owner is deceased, so I don't know who else knows about it.

So I want to open it. But I can't decide what to do.

Easy option is to ring the locksmith and have him open it. But what about the contents of the safe? I doubt there's anything valuable in it, but there could be. The locksmith might notify the previous owners family. Or am I now the legal owner of whatever the safe contains?

I could hire a criminal to open it, but he'd want his share and probably murder me if it contained anything substantial.

Or inorder to have complete secrecy I could dig the it out, it would be a hard job. Chisel and hammer, it would take ages. And then use a angle grinder to open It, but the sparks might burn whatever is contained.

So what would you do? Any advice?

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the_barfly1

is that the dpc i see around the safe? Not far to go. As long as the safe isnt bolted down from the inside.

Qualitymark

Meath? Hm. The Guns that were used in, you know, That Job?

Abi

lmao wrote: »

Going to stick the kettle on, anybody fancy a tea or coffee?

Good drop of milk, two sugars, stir to the left, tah.

JustRoss23

cup of tae please no milk 7 sugars thanks.

hollster2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xx2vlhEbXac

THIS COULD BE HAPPENING RIGHT NOW..........!!!!!!!:eek::eek::D:D

soggy biscuit

Is there anything to be said for saying another mass??

deman

The only thing that annoys me about this thread is the amount of Johnny-come-latelys have couldn't be bothered to read the whole thread and then come on here and think they're smart by thinking they're the first to mention the following:

McGyver
"Russian Doll" scenario
reference to Lost

Read the whole thread like the rest of us did!!!!

Gosub

hollster2 wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xx2vlhEbXac

THIS COULD BE HAPPENING RIGHT NOW..........!!!!!!!:eek::eek::D:D

Ya... I don't think their Kango's that big.

hollster2

Gosub wrote: »

Ya... I don't think their Kango's that big.

Wishful thinking!!!!:P

Qualitymark

deman wrote: »

The only thing that annoys me about this thread is the amount of Johnny-come-latelys

Saucer of milk for Table 13!!!!!

Wildlife Actor

"Forget about that" said Trent as he grabbed the Kango and threw it against the wall of the shed and blew a hole in the wall, "this needs a real tool." As Trent unzipped his jeans, Sonovagun looked at the safe.

The safe twitched....

Gosub

hollster2 wrote: »

Wishful thinking!!!!:P

Size isn't everything.

Melion

Ive missed a few pages, who is this haircut boy???

kilkenny12

You've made some mess of your feckin shed floor

gjc

Hair cut boy playing a stormer [/QUOTE] doing his yoga in the corner

JustRoss23

Haircut boy is a work colleague of op's he was busy getting his hair and nails done this morning and dropped in to the op on the way home.

Postgrad10

Why would anyone need a safe that length?

Gary ITR

Son0vagun wrote: »

Would you be big enough to say this to my face?

The contents of the safe are going nowhere. I've not had one genuine offer of help. I've not had one single person offer me tools. I'm doing all this on my lonesome. And I will succeed!!!

You're all just a bunch of arm chair safe crackers! Where as tomorrow I'll be doing the real thing, just in my own time.

I've a hilti drill that would make ****e of that safe and could do with drilling holes in something to relieve a bit of stress...

gjc

Melion wrote: »

Ive missed a few pages, who is this haircut boy???

We've been told to read the whole thread:(

.Henry Sellers.

soggy biscuit wrote: »

Is there anything to be said for saying another mass??

THE POSEIDON ADVENTURE!! Gene Hackman plays a priest in it Op, stick it on and you'll break the safe!

aloyisious

Son0vagun wrote: »

We are getting there. It's hard work and no end in sight. It still won't budge. Here's a picture.

http://img834.imageshack.us/img834/2774/imageohp.jpg

Hair cut boy playing a stormer. And the Missus is supplying us with fluids.

Jeez, it comes with a carrying handle and all. This is a job for Thunderbolt and Lightfoot.

LadyMayBelle

Haircut boy, this could be your chance to redeem your manliness. The OP's lady deserves fair play too, and it's their anniversary.. But she knows there's something good in the safe..

The world watches and waits....

JustRoss23

I have an aunt going to Lourdes Monday. Op she said she will say a few prayers for the safe

hollster2

lmao wrote: »

Going to stick the kettle on, anybody fancy a tea or coffee?

Any tea still going

oh and id love a custard cream!!!

Qualitymark

Postgrad10 wrote: »

Why would anyone need a safe that length?

For the drums and guns and guns and drums, hurroo, hurroo

solerina

I am very glad I have been follwoing this thread since the start, cause there is no way I would read so many comments otherwise...and there have been some great ones (not counting the ones who think they are first to mention MacGyver, Lost etc)....it will be like losing a limb when its finally finished :-(

Rayne Wooney

It's like that tv show Lost

Skill Magill

I think you may me drilling one of the new water meters we're getting, are you wearing wellies?

GalwayGuy2

Originally Posted by Son0vagun
We are getting there. It's hard work and no end in sight. It still won't budge. Here's a picture.

http://img834.imageshack.us/img834/2774/imageohp.jpg

Hair cut boy playing a stormer. And the Missus is supplying us with fluids.

Seriously, dafauq is in that safe :eek:

hollster2

Rayne Wooney wrote: »

It's like that tv show Lost

REALLY!!!!! Lol