The sh1ttiest present you ever got.

Jarrod

Right as I have presents on the mind I thought I'd see what the worst present people had ever got was. Let's keep it light hearted folks, don't bother chipping in with, 'you ungrateful so and so, aren't you lucky you got anything.'

I'll get the ball rolling. An aunt of mine gave me a usb key that she'd gotten for free for my 21st birthday. It was useful but a bit of thought wouldn't have gone amiss. I'm sure it won't be the worst but certainly the laziest.

kfallon

A calendar worth €4

Musefan

Jarrod wrote: »

Right as I have presents on the mind I thought I'd see what the worst present people had ever got was. Let's keep it light hearted folks, don't bother chipping in with, 'you ungrateful so and so, aren't you lucky you got anything.'

I'll get the ball rolling. An aunt of mine gave me a usb key that she'd gotten for free for my 21st birthday. It was useful but a bit of thought wouldn't have gone amiss. I'm sure it won't be the worst but certainly the laziest.

A shower cap.

lazygal

A calculator for my birthday from my parents when I was 13.

MaxSteele

A coffee mug off my godmother.

Basq

Oh, it was a banner fuc*ing year at the old Basquille family. I got a carton of cigarettes. The old man grabbed me and said, "Hey, smoke up Johnny." Alright? So go home and cry to your Daddy. Don't cry here, okay?

BrokenArrows

A Robbie Williams DVD instead of a Robin Williams DVD.

I was not a happy camper.

hefferboi

A sh1t wrapped in tin foil

ulinbac

Second-hand pitch and putt clubs, 4 months after my birthday from my parents. They didnt want to leave my brother out so he got a brand new pair for my birthday (caus he is left-handed).


* To be fair all my other presents from them before and after this have been class

shanec1928

a couple of crappy tshirts

My name is URL

Someone gave me a box of 1,000 floppy disks in 2009. Not as a joke either... an uncle bought them off a lad whose company had gone under and thought I'd get great use out of them.

admiralofthefleet

my fathers father was as tight as a camels arse in a sand storm. the one christmas i actually got a present it was shin and knee pads. but no skate board.
my brother got a load of dog eared roy of the rovers comics off him as well

Daith

Scrabble instead of Screwball Scramble. There was tears.

Ihatecuddles-old

kfallon wrote: »

A calendar worth €4

What was your secret Santa in work?

ahnowbrowncow

Getting the Jurassic Park dvd instead of Jurassic Pork

spankysue

I got Boggle one year....three times
And NONE of 'em were Klingon Boggle. (I hadn't asked for Klingon Boggle tbf but I hadn't asked for Boggle at all)

qab QISmaS :mad:

james142

A piece of paper saying "IOU one present". Never got the present

Fr_Dougal

An iPad 2 with NO fecking apps. Cheap bastards.

Basq

Daith wrote: »

Scrabble instead of Screwball Scramble. There was tears.

Heh, gonna get me Screwball Scramble tomorrow... a tenner in Smyths!

Sorted!

Wurly

I'm not really too into presents so I don't really class any of them as sh1tty.

However, my OH's mam gets him the WORST t-shirts for Christmas. They say things like 'if found, please return to the pub' and 'party animal' and 'ladies man'. All of these slogans are in MASSIVE lettering across the front. And he has to wear them.:)

Can't wait to see what she gets him this year.:):):):)

baldbear

Xmas of 1992 a Remote control car with the wire going from the back of the car to the remote control. i can still remember walking after the car seriously pissed off.I never went outside with it. Damn you Santy.

.Henry Sellers.

I got a Guinness bottle opener in a Kris Krindle exchange, I was ten.

loalae

A small empty cardboard box.

My auntie claimed that she thought there was a game inside.

applehunter

My brother put a brick in a box.

He still laughs about it now.

IM0

socks!

Larkin00

Got a pack of biro's from the poundshop of the mother one year. Not one of them lasted longer than a sentence before it stopped working.

Not the entire Xmas box, simply a stocking filler. But I'll always remember it

lounakin

A pair of earrings I already had, from my aunt who said: 'I don't know why, I could totally see you wearing those earrings', 'that's because I'm wearing them right now', I replied.
I also got a glass treble clef... and a waterford crystal bowl too small to put anything in. I hate those. I HATE those.

Truley

A Westlife calendar off my brother, when I didn't even listen to Westlife. Oh and it also had 'Free with the Sunday World' plastered across the cover of it :P

kfallon

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

What was your secret Santa in work?

The calendar was last year's :rolleyes:

This year's one was great

Jogathon

A Hoover from my parents for my birthday. It was useful but not much fun to play with.

stoneill

"The Hanstead High School Philharmonic presents Sci-Fi themes".
20 well known sci-fi theme music compilation on CD.
It was shít.

the purple tin

Oversized novelty comb.

kfallon

Someone's been at the sherry..........

Max Power

WTF?

ToddyDoody

A Chinese takeaway

daisybelle2008

Well that was a little creepy and unnerving.

Bipolar Joe

My guess it's the Inspirational Poster, all inspired to annoy the AH mods.

Mine was a lump of turf. I was about nine, from my Pop. I'd moved to the UK with my Mom two years before. I didn't see the humour.

Jarrod

Nevermind folks, I'm just gonna turn off the lights and and lie in the foetal position in the corner of a dark room whilst minding my own business. When I feel up to it I'll post this experience in the creepy/unnerving things that happened to you thread.

Where To

Some mod just cut all that stuff as I turned to page 2 (which was now page 1 again unknown to me) and I read the whole thread again thinking I was going mad.:mad:

That was the sh!ttiest Christmas ever!!

Thank you mysterious unknown mod person.:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

ene

my worst present was actually yesterday, it was a one direction calander from my secret santa.

i got a book printed from the internet from my aunt

Duckworth_Luas

A Ronald McDonald pencil case that came free with a 1980s version of a Happy Meal!

Fluorescence

Was passing McDonalds earlier, and saw they had a sign in the window advertising McDonalds vouchers as being a great Christmas present.

Could you imagine getting that on Christmas day? How shite!

NegativeCreep

A bedside lamp off my ma.
Stupid bitch. I wanted a yu-gi-oh wrist thing like this:

Where To

NegativeCreep wrote: »

A bedside lamp off my ma.
Stupid bitch. I wanted a yu-gi-oh wrist thing like this:

Where do you stick the bulb?

Tmeos

A dead rabbit, I asked Santa for a rabbit, forgott to specify alive. Poor thing was left out died of hypothermia.

On the upshot I got two rabbits in January such was the guilt.

homemadecider

A soap in the shape of a banana. My little brother took a big bite out of it and there were bubbles coming out of his mouth for ages.

Actually in hindsight, that was a great present.

Cantona's Collars

The game of Hide & Seek.:(

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Shower radio/cd player with a mirror on the front.....from my GF!

Apparently, its because I like taking showers and also shave in the shower. :eek:

Basq

zerks wrote: »

The game of Hide & Seek.:(

My father started a game in 1992.. I've been looking for him since..

Where To

Fluorescence wrote: »

Was passing McDonalds earlier, and saw they had a sign in the window advertising McDonalds vouchers as being a great Christmas present.

Could you imagine getting that on Christmas day? How shite!

*throws all the presents I bought for people in the fire*:(