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Do you know anybody or have you ever scored with any1 famous

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    #32
    iDave
    Registered Users Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭iDave


    Yeah I scored Katherine Jenkins, Scarlett Johannson, Charlize Theron, Mila Kunis and Angelina Jolie all in Xangos in Trim.......true story!


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    #33
    Foxwaldo
    Registered Users Posts: 21 ✭Foxwaldo


    When i was younger i kissed a girl who said she was an extra in a Harry Potter film those that count!!


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    #34
    juan.kerr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,766 ✭✭✭juan.kerr


    Does Georgia Salpa count?


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    #35
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Irishcrx wrote: »
    No no I gave Brian my number and he later took my anal cherry and I shoved the drumsticks up his arse.

    That's more like it!


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    #36
    Emeraldy Pebbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 787 ✭✭✭Emeraldy Pebbles


    smurgen wrote: »
    we all texted him with modified coronas lyrics. "addicted to progress" became "addicted to anal" and the san diego song line "We sleep all day and we drink all night" became "we sleep all day we bang all night"

    You all have quite the rapier wit.


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    #37
    Emeraldy Pebbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 787 ✭✭✭Emeraldy Pebbles


    Irishcrx wrote: »
    I met Brian McFadden in a music shop once , he wanted to know the differance in 5 grade drum sticks and 7 grade...yes this man makes a living as a musician , he said they were for his nephew and ended up just buying a load of them.

    Got to do a lock in with the darkness once over in England , my uncle's a mate of theirs. Mad bunch of ****s they were , ended up getting a lift home with Justin Hawking roof down on the car , horrible weather at 6am and I was fluttered..

    What has any of this got to do with scoring someone famous?


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    #38
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users Posts: 18,098 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    My left hand has been on tv before, does that count.


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    #39
    Big Nasty
    Registered Users Posts: 22,080 ✭✭✭✭Big Nasty


    splendid101 wrote: »
    I f*cked Biggins and a famous footballer who I can't name and a certain politician, let's call him, "Mr. K".

    This was all at the same time by the way.

    Damn you I was going to say Biggins but I can't talk about it anyhow! :pac:

    Friend of my woman's went out with the lead singer of The Airborne Toxic Event for a while.


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    #40
    splendid101
    Registered Users Posts: 655 ✭✭✭splendid101


    Emeraldy Pebbles wrote: »

    What has any of this got to do with scoring someone famous?

    You're so naive; "Roof down on the car" is a euphemism for, "we had sex with one another". He even mentions that he was "fluttered", i.e. covered in semen.


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    #41
    Manzoor14
    Registered Users Posts: 550 ✭✭✭Manzoor14


    My girlfriend scored Robert Sheehan while he was in GMIT, I stopped watching misfits when she told me!


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    #42
    Emeraldy Pebbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 787 ✭✭✭Emeraldy Pebbles


    Manzoor14 wrote: »
    My girlfriend scored Robert Sheehan while he was in GMIT, I stopped watching misfits when she told me!

    He's mank. :(


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    #43
    FairytaleGirl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 663 ✭✭✭FairytaleGirl


    The girl who played Sarah Lou on Corrie - Tina something?

    Anyway my friend (whos a girl) spent a good few hours making the face off her in POP in Manchester (gay bar) No one was surprised except us, apparently its a regular occurrence!


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    #44
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 13,449 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    Ormus wrote: »
    A friend of mine shifted her years ago before she was famous.

    I wonder am I the same person!


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    #45
    Ormus
    Registered Users Posts: 3,913 ✭✭✭Ormus


    antodeco wrote: »
    I wonder am I the same person!

    Definitely not!


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    #46
    Valetta
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,611 ✭✭✭Valetta


    Ormus wrote: »
    A friend of mine shifted her years ago before she was famous.

    What's your friend famous for now?


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    #47
    Where To
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    Billy Connolly was very nearly my father, but then I'm not sure if I would be me if he was so I suppose I should say Billy Connolly was very nearly someone else who would exist instead of me's father.


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    #48
    Talib Fiasco
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,428 ✭✭✭Talib Fiasco


    I'm still young yet but no, nobody "famous"....I have been with a girl who was on the All Ireland Talent Show if that counts :P


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    #49
    BraziliaNZ
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,671 ✭✭✭BraziliaNZ


    A guy I work with's moth, used to bang the Prince of Monaco, boom.


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    #50
    bgrizzley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,641 ✭✭✭bgrizzley


    i pretended i was famous once and scored with somone not famous. does that count?


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    #51
    iDave
    Registered Users Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭iDave


    I saw Laura Whitmore at a houseparty once, i wanted to score her but didnt, stood in the corner holding a beer instead....actually this makes me sound very pathetic


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    #52
    deelite
    Registered Users Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭deelite


    BraziliaNZ wrote: »
    A guy I work with's moth, used to bang the Prince of Monaco, boom.

    Really his girlfriend :D


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    #53
    Lemonperv
    Registered Users Posts: 97 ✭✭Lemonperv


    I was having a pint of Guinness and some of the head was dripping down the side. Michael McDowell helpfully used his index finger to stroke up the glass to prevent the head dripping to the ground and proceeded to lick that finger.

    I think my Mum went on dates with Eddie Jordan before she married my Dad.


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    #54
    BraziliaNZ
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,671 ✭✭✭BraziliaNZ


    Lemonperv wrote: »
    I was having a pint of Guinness and some of the head was dripping down the side. Michael McDowell helpfully used his index finger to stroke up the glass to prevent the head dripping to the ground and proceeded to lick that finger.

    Hilarious, but I don't think that constitutes sexual contact!


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    #55
    Catxscotch
    Registered Users Posts: 371 ✭✭Catxscotch


    I shifted one of the Armagh footballers a couple of weeks after the y won the All Ireland..he was famous then..


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    #56
    Lemonperv
    Registered Users Posts: 97 ✭✭Lemonperv


    Catxscotch wrote: »
    I shifted one of the Armagh footballers a couple of weeks after the y won the All Ireland..he was famous then..

    A bold shift or a good shift?


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    #57
    BizzyC
    Registered Users Posts: 3,010 ✭✭✭BizzyC


    Met Laura Whitmore back in college actually, didn't try to score her though.

    I was off my face drunk, so I knew it would be a hopeless endevour and just decided to have a bit of craic instead....


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    #58
    Seaneh
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,300 ✭✭✭✭Seaneh


    Lad I know from Bray has scored Laura Whitmore a few times, but then again, apparently so has half his 6th year class from secondary school...


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    #59
    Catxscotch
    Registered Users Posts: 371 ✭✭Catxscotch


    Lemonperv wrote: »
    A bold shift or a good shift?

    Good shift I thought


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    #60
    BraziliaNZ
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,671 ✭✭✭BraziliaNZ


    Actually Glenda Gilson walked past me in Heathrow once, I was arriving and she was departing so we had that glass wall between us. By the time I had my d*ck out she was gone already :(


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    #61
    Flaker
    Registered Users Posts: 214 ✭✭Flaker


    My friend says she scored Mark Owen from Take That years ago.

    Now, this girl ain't the prettiest and under normal circumstances I'd say she was telling porkies, but Mark Owen has proven himself to be such a sleaze that I actually wouldn't be surprised.


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