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What do you consider a 'culchie' to be?

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,298 ✭✭✭Duggys Housemate


    sounds like a mis-communication


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,043 ✭✭✭SocSocPol


    Someone from Cavan who thinks Sean Quinn is the second coming of christ:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,327 ✭✭✭Madam_X


    Way more to it than simply coming from the country.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,745 ✭✭✭el diablo


    SocSocPol wrote: »
    Someone from Cavan who thinks Sean Quinn is the second coming of christ:D

    What a bunch of simpletons. :)

    We're all in this psy-op together.🤨



  • Site Banned Posts: 2,037 ✭✭✭paddyandy


    I'm highly Culchured and can recite milton and shakespeare .


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,296 ✭✭✭EdenHazard


    summerskin wrote: »
    Manchester, London, Geneva, New York, Lyon and Miami.

    Lyon and Manchester are absolute dumps, Dublin far superior.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,043 ✭✭✭SocSocPol


    Someone who votes for Michael lowrey/the Healy Rae's , or the muppet fidelma Healy-Eames. You know thye type of gombeen I mean!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,869 ✭✭✭asherbassad


    One who calls the real football, 'soccer'.

    WTF is this problem with "soccer"??
    Do you even know where the term comes from?

    Back in the day there was football. Then some bloke at some public school picked up the ball and ran with it...and a new form of football was born.

    You now had

    1. "Rugby" football, where the ball can be handled, and

    2. "Association" football, where it cannot be handled.

    Kids nicknamed Rugby football "Rugger" and Association football "Soccer".

    What is your damn problem with that?
    Do you have a problem with people referring to Rugby as "rugger", or football as "footy" or Gaelic Games as "the gaaah" ?

    And anyone with a non-Dublin accent is a culchie. Period!
    D4s don't qualify. They're just ****. Also exempt are feckers from Norn Iron. They're just Nordy bollixes.

    QED


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭getz


    EdenHazard wrote: »
    Lyon and Manchester are absolute dumps, Dublin far superior.
    manchester is a lovely city,its also the most important UK city outside london,even the BBC moved its headquarters to it earlier this year,but like every city it has its dark side


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,576 ✭✭✭IrishAm


    Onixx wrote: »
    Way more to it than simply coming from the country.

    No there is not. Its a term for an Irish person not from Dublin. Sin e.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 40 Nux


    If you see a road sign that says 'loose chippings' and instinctively place your thumb on the windscreen, you're a culchie :pac:


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 460 ✭✭four18


    100+ Things Culchies Love
    1. A nice bit of ham
    2. Buttered biscuits
    3. Diggin Houles
    4. Saying it’s too cold to snow
    5. Pretending to know about The Ra
    6. Tayto Cheese & Onion
    7. Pretending they’re in The Ra
    8. A stretch in the evenings
    9. Lucozade
    10. Accordions
    11. Pretending to like Holy Week
    12. A dinner dance
    13. Gettin clattered in muck
    14. Shania Twain
    15. Hefers
    16. Spittin in their hands before doing anything manual
    17. Steel toe caps
    18. A big bowl of carrots & parsnips
    19. Eating sangwiches out of the boot of a car at GAA
    20. Saying someones ’Opened a Book’ on something.
    21. The smell of fresh dung
    22. Slice-Your-Own Loaf
    23. Work Clothes
    24. A bottle of mineral
    25. Fightin’
    26. Puttin on a ganzee to stop them from bein foundered
    27. ’The’ Hurling/Football
    28. Being overweight.
    29. Weemin wha resemble Hefers
    30. Saying "Aaah" after taking their first sup of tae.
    31. Drink driving
    32. Red diesel
    33. The Fear of Change
    34. A nice bit of Barnbrac
    35. Lying
    36. Building walls
    37. Being starved with the cold rather than with a lack of food
    38. Pretending to like mass
    39. Talking about ***** like Flax and the Corncrake.
    40. A good blackthorn walkin stick
    41. Shouting ’Yeeeeeoooo’ when something good happens.
    42. Mohammed Ali
    43. Machinery
    44. Strange uppy-downy walks
    45. A good ****** read of Irelands Own
    46 Saying "Boy" at the end of every sentence
    47 Saying "you know what I mean Like" all the time !!!
    48 Downing pints of Guinness when ever you get a chance
    49 Wearing crappy jumpers that belong to your aul fella to a night club
    50 Wearing any ancient clothes to a night club once it looks clean
    51 Wearing your wellies out shopping in the town
    52 Garret Brooks
    53 Wearing your nirvana T-Shirts between the ages of 12 untill your 18
    54 The Saw Doctors "N17" in particular
    55 Signing Bang on the Ear by the "WaterBoys"
    56 Copper (Slapper) Face Jacks on Hardcourt Street
    57 Having a shower with Lynx instead of using water
    58 Line Dancing
    59 Singing " I would walk 500 miles" when your locked
    60 Lumber Jack shirts
    61 Walking around the town with hurlies
    62 Burning Rubbish
    63 Drinking unpasturised milk
    64 Thinking the Dumb Believables are the funniest comedy duo act EVER !!!
    65 Understanding what the hell the Dumb Believables are saying !!!
    66 Taping songs off the Wireless
    67 Using string instead of the belt to keep your pants up
    68 Smoking pipes
    69 Having a cup of tea every hour on the hour
    70 A Country Practice
    71 The Farmers Journal
    72 Anything that Kills Liver Fluke !!!
    73 Priests
    74 Nuns
    75 Christian Brothers
    76 Anyone Holy !!!
    77 Drinking Holy Water
    78 Putting sheep into the back seat of the car
    79 Keeping your family car for about 30 years using the scrap yard for spare parts
    80 Brown Bread
    81 Hunting for your dinner
    82 Finally Getting Married at age 70 to a Mail Order Bride
    83 Going shopping once a year to the BIG SMOKE OOOhh be god !!!
    84 Cabbage everyday for dinner
    85 Talking about generators for hours
    86 Sticking your hands up cows
    87 Daniel O’Donnel
    88 Standing against a gate for hours
    89 Chrisy Moore
    90 Def Leopard "pour some SIUCRA on meeeee boy"
    91 saying Feckthat at Funerals
    92 Buying anything second hand once it’s Cheaaaaapp !!!
    93 Collecting useless stuff in your attics for generations
    94 Keeping your life savings under the floor boards, mattress or buried down the field
    95 Watching and buying movies on the awl cassette tape. (Dve, d .. you say what boy ... sure who need tat fecking ting) !!!!
    96 Black and White TV’s
    97 Boiling water before you drink it
    98 A fine bit of manure
    99 Having 12 kids
    100 Collecting old car tires
    Oh I nearly forgot....Talking outside when Mass is over.


  • Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Regional South Moderators Posts: 6,854 Mod ✭✭✭✭mp22


    What! no scon's, boy?


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,000 ✭✭✭mitosis


    Culchie: Buys his footwear in the agri-store :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,576 ✭✭✭IrishAm


    Its just banter. Once we leave this island the rest of the world view us as Paddies.



    This sums it up perfectly.


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,840 ✭✭✭✭Idbatterim


    From wikipedia...
    Among the best known examples of primate cities are alpha world cities are Paris, Dublin and by most measures London.[6] Budapest[7] and Vienna[8] have also been described as primate cities. Bangkok has been called "the most primate city on earth", being forty times larger than Thailand's second city.[9]

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_primate_cities


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,298 ✭✭✭Duggys Housemate


    Idbatterim wrote: »

    This is all relative. I notice that many very successful countries dont have primate cities.


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