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Unlucky about the kissing thing. I remember kissing a lass sometime last year and it was the most horrendous experience ever. It was like kissing a fish with an abnormally large tongue licking my cheek.
Feckin' slobber everywhere.
Too much information? Perhaps but fook it.
I thought I'd found the worst one a few months ago when someone managed to lick inside my top lip (still no idea how the hell he did that), but no, no this one was much much worse. He licked my face - oh yes, licked.my.face. My entire face. It was kind of what I imagine kissing this would be like.grames_bond wrote: »So proud!! (I'll be even more proud when you find out how to spell my name
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Close enough for half three in the morning! :Pgrames_bond wrote: »Now we need more information about the rest of your night - go!!
Hmm - gatecrashed my friends brothers birthday party, pretended to be Estonian and even did an Estonian dance for a drink. Absolutely destroyed someone in Connect4, who got really really competitive and annoyed that he kept losing. Oh, and I found out I really can't play drunk Jenga. Bonded with random drunks in the toilets about makeup and flirting and "using and abusing" - their words, not mine. :pac:
What else? Well then I found the stripper....so we wanted proof, and he got shy. Not something you'd really think strippers would be (methinks we found a liar!). He did have a strippery face though. :pac:
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Just is face thanks. I reckon I'll recognise the full thing when I see it
When you see it? Got one booked, have ye? :P
I'd post some of the stripper pics but I don't think the boys would approve, so I'll just leave [URL="http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/media/840087/93806.jpg]this[/URL] here... enjoy!
Actually, Channing Tatum turns up a lot when you search strippers, so here he is too!
Thinking back on it the dude did look a bit like him. Or that might just be beer goggles/wishful thinking. :pac:0 -
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Guy that looked like Krusty the clown from last night was a bad kisser. It's as if he thought smashing his teeth into my face was passionate. :-/ also, someone smashed a pint glass over my foot last night. Got a small cut that just would not stop bleeding. Got boiling water and stuff and alcohol wipes and cleaned it up. Now, it's bright red around, the cut itself is black (and it's not dried blood) and my foot around it is very hard and swollen. I caught leprosy!
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Guy that looked like Krusty the clown from last night was a bad kisser. It's as if he thought smashing his teeth into my face was passionate. :-/ also, someone smashed a pint glass over my foot last night. Got a small cut that just would not stop bleeding. Got boiling water and stuff and alcohol wipes and cleaned it up. Now, it's bright red around, the cut itself is black (and it's not dried blood) and my foot around it is very hard and swollen. I caught leprosy!
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Are you ok? You might want to get that looked at maybe.Oh god, bad kissers are the worst! I truly believe there is no hope for a bad kisser.. My worst was a man who kissed like his tongue was on super fast spin cycle and then proceeded to stab my mouth with his tongue...it was very scary :eek: Needless to say that was the last I saw of him.
They are torture! Always seems to be either a washing machine or teeth (though I have run into some who manage to mix it up and have both going...oh lucky girl).
The worst thing is when you try to vanish off then they get possessive and follow you, and don't listen when you say go away! That's why I like Coppers. None of this trying to talk malarky, just shut up, shift and drift.
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Ahh the happy buzz that follows an exercise session, how I love it. This running lark is getting addictive
I didn't make it to Galway as I'd planned yesterday as I remembered it was my former classes last day of exams, so I met up with all my friends for the beer session which turned into watching the matches in T.P. Smiths :rolleyes:
I'm kind of at a loss as to what to do for today though....0 -
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grames_bond wrote: »I meant to say - friday night was awesome!! great job all round!
And I finally talked to you... though I was very drunk so I apologise if all you heard was...
"Grames... hiyaInevertalkedtoyaandhereweare"
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And I finally talked to you... though I was very drunk so I apologise if all you heard was...
"Grames... hiyaInevertalkedtoyaandhereweare"
:pac:
you told me we had never spoken before - despite the fact we spoke at the boards xmas comedy gig in kearneys 2 years ago! :pac:
good stuff!!
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grames_bond wrote: »you told me we had never spoken before - despite the fact we spoke at the boards xmas comedy gig in kearneys 2 years ago! :pac:
good stuff!!
o_O
God I'm an awful eejit. :pac:0 -
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