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    #302
    smallBiscuit
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    Daisies wrote: »
    smallBiscuit wrote: »
    Donno about that, childbirth you get epidurals and gas. Headex is all you get for a cold.
    Otis Driftwood wrote: »
    Good point actually mate.

    When either of ye decide to push a watermelon through your nostril we'll attempt to compare :P
    Ah but your body is built for it. My ass isn't built for what comes out of it. Nearly crying I do be :D


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    #303
    Otis Driftwood
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    Daisies wrote: »
    When either of ye decide to push a watermelon through your nostril we'll attempt to compare :P

    Nostril?

    Ah bejaysus.

    Pembily wrote: »
    Cold / childbirth??????

    Kick in the balls and childbirth is a possibility, but a cold and childbirth??????????

    I am well aware this is the Gentleman's Club but cop on to feck :P

    Dont even mention a kick in the spuds missy!
    :eek:

    Thats worse than man flu and child birth combined!


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    #304
    Pembily
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    Otis Driftwood wrote: »
    Don't even mention a kick in the spuds missy!
    :eek:

    Thats worse than man flu and child birth combined!

    AAAAAAAANNNNNNDDDDD here we go...


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    #305
    Otis Driftwood
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    Pembily wrote: »
    AAAAAAAANNNNNNDDDDD here we go...

    :P


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    #306
    Hyperbullet
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    A straight kick to the sack isn't all that terrible, it's getting a flick there that's worse. Your mind tells you you're ok, then a few seconds later you feel like you've fallen genitals first onto a table saw.


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    #307
    Larianne
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    Otis Driftwood wrote: »
    Cold/child birth,same difference discomfort wise tbh.

    Childbirth doesn't worry me any more. Its the stitching up after that is worrying. I keep hearing stories. :(

    Evenin' all!

    :pac:


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    #308
    Hyperbullet
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    Larianne wrote: »
    Childbirth doesn't worry me any more. Its the stitching up after that is worrying. I keep hearing stories. :(

    Evenin' all!

    :pac:

    Good evening! How are you?


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    #309
    Larianne
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    I'm good thanks HB. Just in the process of making stew. Jeez it takes an age! Least I won't have to cook tomorrow.

    Halfway through my stint in the bog. :) Surviving so far!


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    #310
    Sauve
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    awec wrote: »
    Sauve wrote: »
    Here - try this.

    It's a big spoon of HTFU.

    :pac:
    Thanks Sauve, your sympathy means a lot to me. :pac:

    Want to come look after me Sauve? Bring me cups of tea in bed etc? I'm clearly not well. :P

    Feckin kick in the ass is all you'll get boyo :pac:

    Ah no, I might stretch to a hot poteen....


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    awec
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    awec
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    awec
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    #314
    niamhx
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    awec wrote: »
    smallBiscuit wrote: »
    Donno about that, childbirth you get epidurals and gas. Headex is all you get for a cold.
    How many of the ladies on this thread have experienced child birth?

    How many of the lads on this thread have taken a boot to the bollocks?

    I feel we will win this argument. :cool:

    Ah, ah, ah I don't think so ! I'll raise you a sinus infection and I've given birth without the epidural TWICE !!

    I win :D


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    #315
    Agent Smith
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    A kick to the bollox is worse for this reason.


    Having both a OPen nerve on my teeth and a Kick to the bollox, i can atest that a kick is worse. My mother has given birth twice, and have had an open nerve on her teeth, she said the nerve hurt more


    therefore, a kick to the bollix is worse then childbirth


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    #316
    niamhx
    Registered Users Posts: 261 ✭✭niamhx


    Agent Smith wrote: »
    A kick to the bollox is worse for this reason.


    Having both a OPen nerve on my teeth and a Kick to the bollox, i can atest that a kick is worse. My mother has given birth twice, and have had an open nerve on her teeth, she said the nerve hurt more


    therefore, a kick to the bollix is worse then childbirth

    Don't mind her, she was probably out of her head on gas and air. Tiz wonderful stuff :D


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    #317
    awec
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    #318
    DerekDGoldfish
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    As well as the other obvious reasoning, you often hear a woman say I'd like to have another baby, you never hear a man say Id like another kick in the balls.


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    #319
    KamiKazeKitten
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    DerekDGoldfish wrote: »
    As well as the other obvious reasoning, you often hear a woman say I'd like to have another baby, you never hear a man say Id like another kick in the balls.

    Yeah, they say they'd like to have another baby, but you never hear a woman going "Oooh, remember that 16 hour labour? I'd really LOVE another go at that!" :cool:


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    #320
    Dravokivich
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    jaysus, ye are all a bunch of pansies, come back to me once you've given child birth while getting a kick in the balls and down and out with man flu!

    :pac:


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    #321
    Panthro
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    What has this place decended into?! Babies and ball kicking?!
    Why back in my day, it was all brandy and cigars..
    I hung out with a few mates today after work, I was trying to think of the last time I hung out with them without alcohol involved, its been a while!:o
    Half a plan to go to the cinema was formed among us for tomorrow evening, I'm looking forward to it!


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    #322
    awec
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    #323
    niamhx
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    awec wrote: »
    KamiKazeKitten wrote: »
    Yeah, they say they'd like to have another baby, but you never hear a woman going "Oooh, remember that 16 hour labour? I'd really LOVE another go at that!" :cool:
    You can't have one without the other! :pac:

    It's called a c section darling. You know, to posh to push.


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    awec
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    #325
    niamhx
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    awec wrote: »
    niamhx wrote: »
    It's called a c section darling. You know, to posh to push.
    Forgot about those. :pac:

    Amature ;)

    I wish I'd an epidural for my head right now, that or drac amutation is looking good, this sinus infection hurts like hell :(


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    awec
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    #327
    niamhx
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    awec wrote: »
    niamhx wrote: »
    Amature ;)

    I wish I'd an epidural for my head right now, that or drac amutation is looking good, this sinus infection hurts like hell :(
    That'd be amateur. :P

    I am sitting here with tissue stuffed up my nose and a sore throat! I am not well, not well at all. :(

    Shuurrp I'm sick ! Anyway the phone changed it, that's my story and I'm sticking to it. :P

    I've had my head over bowls of hot water all day....my skins going to be like crap by the end of the week. We'd make a pretty pair :)


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    awec
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    #329
    niamhx
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    awec wrote: »
    Indeed I looked at myself in the mirror when I got home from work tonight.

    Haven't shaved in about 4 days, eyes are bloodshot and red, nose is all red and won't stop running, throat is sore so it hurts to swallow.

    I must be a real pretty picture to look at right now. :o

    Jeez, I don't look as bad as that thank god :pac:

    Get well soon :)


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    awec
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    #331
    smallBiscuit
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    you're both whingey babies. I once went to work with a bad flu and a case of diarrhea. I worked all day on a building site with no toilets. It's al in your head. Like a hangover, ignore it and it goes away :)

    I haven't really gotten sick much since. I think my body said right this mucker;s to hard for us :D


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