Meat is murder, tasty, tasty murder . . .

Rabidlamb

Isn't it great being top of the food chain.
You can make loads of those burger flavoured animals, then bang in the head when their at their most delicious.
Evolution happened, we won, yeah, get in the hole.

FatherLen

i love animals


they taste great.

The Aussie

I for one like Rabid Lamb on the BBQ.

Sunnyisland

[QUOTE=Rabidlamb;77209990]Isn't it great being top of the food chain.
You can make loads of those burger flavoured animals, then bang in the head when their at their most delicious.
Evolution happened, we won, yeah, get in the hole.[/QUOTE]


says the rabidlamb :pac:

El Weirdo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpkPWwTJTSw

kfallon

Rabidlamb wrote: »

Isn't it great being top of the food chain.
You can make loads of those burger flavoured animals, then bang in the head when their at their most delicious.
Evolution happened, we won, yeah, get in the hole.

Nobody likes a boaster!! :rolleyes:

:P

Nothingbetter2d

bacteria is at the top of the food chain.

when we die bacteria will consume our corpses (if not cremated)

RichieC

Rabidlamb wrote: »

Isn't it great being top of the food chain.
You can make loads of those burger flavoured animals, then bang in the head when their at their most delicious.
Evolution happened, we won, yeah, get in the hole.

Evolution is an ongoing war on a timescale we pesky humans can barley get our heads around.

Are we parasites, symbionts or predators?

AngryBollix

I like cake

steddyeddy

Rabidlamb wrote: »

Isn't it great being top of the food chain.
You can make loads of those burger flavoured animals, then bang in the head when their at their most delicious.
Evolution happened, we won, yeah, get in the hole.

tell that to people dying of viral infections. Were along way off winning .

foxyboxer

Browse facebook and youtube comments for half an hour, then come back to me with Evolution.

Duckworth_Luas

Nothingbetter2d wrote: »

bacteria is at the top of the food chain.

when we die bacteria will consume our corpses (if not cremated)

Domestos, kills all known germs!

RichieC

foxyboxer wrote: »

Browse facebook and youtube comments for half an hour, then come back to me with Evolution.

It may be that evolution just doesn't particularly favour intelligence and it is beginning to downgrade us.

Kiera

I’d love a bit of meat in me.

CardBordWindow

If we weren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made of out meat??

TeddyTedson

I do like animals...I empathise (much) with them to a level....It's just they taste so damn good!

Sofiztikated

Duckworth_Luas wrote: »

Domestos, kills all known germs!

Incorrect. Kills 99% of all known germs.

What about the 1% of known germs it can't kill?
What about the unknown germs?

They're everywhere!
I think I've got one in the sitting room.

Nothingbetter2d

Sofiztikated wrote: »

Incorrect. Kills 99% of all known germs.

What about the 1% of known germs it can't kill?
What about the unknown germs?

They're everywhere!
I think I've got one in the sitting room.

did you try drinking the domestos to kill off that germ sitting in your room?

ScumLord

RichieC wrote: »

Are we parasites, symbionts or predators?

I like to think humans are like earths reproductive system, we're like sperm and each mission into space is like earths cum being shot across the face that whore moon. We even got a bit on Mars.

pragmatic1

Animals need to stop being so damn tasty and then we can talk about not eating them.

Odaise Gaelach

I own a lionhead chinchilla rabbit; they're normally bred for their meat. My rabbit's a big fecker and a bit like Father Jack, in that she's very bad around strangers and people she knows. So my rule is that anyone can eat her, provided they can kill her before she kills them.

TeddyTedson

ScumLord wrote: »

I like to think humans are like earths reproductive system, we're like sperm and each mission into space is like earths cum being shot across the face that whore moon. We even got a bit on Mars.

Beautifully put. You've got a poetic/artistic talent it seems.

Rabies

I have the thread title coming on a t-shirt from Threadles.com
Should be here in a week with a few more bits

krudler

Kiera wrote: »

I’d love a bit of meat in me.

My monacle just popped out in comedy fashion

Yakult

Sofiztikated wrote: »

Incorrect. Kills 99% of all known germs.

What about the 1% of known germs it can't kill?
What about the unknown germs?

I would imagine the germs that survive would mutate and become stronger more immune to it.

44leto

If we weren't meant to eat cows then why are they full of meat.

working fool

Yakult wrote: »

Sofiztikated wrote: »

Incorrect. Kills 99% of all known germs.

What about the 1% of known germs it can't kill?
What about the unknown germs?

I would imagine the germs that survive would mutate and become stronger more immune to it.

Someone should tell Barry Scott about this

Iang87

if a cow could eat us the cow would eat us. Look at lions they'll eat you but thankfully we went after the retard of the animal kingdom in the cow

Chuck Stone

I always thought chickens were such unlucky birds.

Tasty meat, lay tasty eggs, thick stupid and can't fly away.

Shryke

krudler wrote: »

My monacle just popped out in comedy fashion

Something popped up here too.

I do love meat. From an evolutionary point of view we do kick some ass. The detractors are pedants!

skyflyer

Yakult wrote: »

I would imagine the germs that survive would mutate and become stronger more immune to it.

As someone once said, what happens if you pour Dettol into a Yakult?

St.Spodo

I think, morally, vegetarianism is something I ought to subscribe to. A death for no reason and death for no reason is murder.

Logical Fallacy

Meat is awesome.

I ****ing hate Morrissey and his ilk, endless banging on about how the killing of an animal is the same as the killing of a human.

It's not.

Human tastes like ****.

al28283

Suffering=Flavour

flanders1979

Tomorrow we dine on flipper.

44leto

Logical Fallacy wrote: »

Meat is awesome.

I ****ing hate Morrissey and his ilk, endless banging on about how the killing of an animal is the same as the killing of a human.

It's not.

Human tastes like ****.

Every meat either tastes like pork, beef or chicken, that is the way everyone describes it,,eeehhh it tastes like chicken, it is reported by cannibals that humans tastes like pork.

I like pork.

GreenWolfe

flanders1979 wrote: »

Tomorrow we dine on flipper.

Dibs on the speech centre of the brain.

44leto

St.Spodo wrote: »

I think, morally, vegetarianism is something I ought to subscribe to. A death for no reason and death for no reason is murder.

Then how about the death to plants, they are living matter as well.

Logical Fallacy

44leto wrote: »

Then how about the death to plants, they are living matter as well.

And the death of countless millions of insects, bugs and worms in an effort to feed vegan the plant flesh they crave so much.

Or, how about the fact that so many animals die in the harvesting of tofu that every slippery bite contains traces of blood.

Vegas/vegetarians = hypocrites.

If Jesus didnt want us eating meat, he wouldnt have made animals so damn tasty.

FFS what next , human rights for Dolphins??...oh wait..;)

0:25am UK, Tuesday February 21, 2012
A team of experts has said dolphins should be given the same rights to life and liberty as humans because of their high levels of intelligence and self-awareness.

Scientists meeting in Canada were told the mammals deserved to be treated as non-human "persons" who were given the same ethical considerations as humans.
A small group of experts in philosophy, conservation and dolphin behaviour were canvassing support for a "Declaration of Rights for Cetaceans".

http://news.sky.com/home/world-news/article/16174092

St.Spodo

44leto wrote: »

Then how about the death to plants, they are living matter as well.

It's a lyric from the song Meat is Murder, by The Smiths. I quoted it as it, more than anything else, got me thinking about the issue and made me conscious of what I eat. Obviously the reality that animals die is a fact of life.

Irish Guitarist

Sorry to break it to you but you're not top of the food chain.

Nile crocodiles also prey on humans frequently, far more often than other crocodilian species (although in parts of the Philippines and New Guinea saltwater crocodile attacks can also be common).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nile_crocodile#Diet_and_eating_behavior

44leto

Irish Guitarist wrote: »

Sorry to break it to you but you're not top of the food chain.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nile_crocodile#Diet_and_eating_behavior

LOL

Man is the apex predator on this planet, there is no animal that stands a chance against me armed with a big fukcen gun.

You could have said the Mosquito they have killed billions of men. Or the Flu Virus.

Pace2008

Rabidlamb wrote: »

Isn't it great being top of the food chain.
You can make loads of those burger flavoured animals, then bang in the head when their at their most delicious.
Evolution happened, we won, yeah, get in the hole.

What do you mean "won?" We'll be outlived by prokaryotes that hac already been on this earth for hundreds of millions of years before us.

RichieC

44leto wrote: »

LOL

Man is the apex predator on this planet, there is no animal that stands a chance against me armed with a big fukcen gun.

You could have said the Mosquito they have killed billions of men. Or the Flu Virus.

not really the mosquito that kills us so much as the parasite malaria.

44leto

RichieC wrote: »

not really the mosquito that kills us so much as the parasite malaria.

It's not the snake that kills us but the snakes venom.

But you have a point.

ScumLord

Irish Guitarist wrote: »

Sorry to break it to you but you're not top of the food chain.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nile_crocodile#Diet_and_eating_behavior

Swamp People, a show about old, overweight Americans killing crocodiles. It's easy when you know how.

summerskin

My life's ambition is to eat giant panda before they go extinct(which is as a result of their own stupidity but that's another subject).

Kiera

summerskin wrote: »

My life's ambition is to eat giant panda before they go extinct(which is as a result of their own stupidity but that's another subject).

What did Gummy ever do to you?

Rabidlamb

summerskin wrote: »

My life's ambition is to eat giant panda before they go extinct(which is as a result of their own stupidity but that's another subject).

Jim Jefferies

Gummy Panda

summerskin wrote: »

My life's ambition is to eat giant panda before they go extinct(which is as a result of their own stupidity but that's another subject).

You're like Ben Stiller :mad::mad::mad: