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Liveline Thread (15/02/2012 to 01/05/2012)

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  • Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Two beauties here from Joe:

    And how would you recognise a happy elephant?

    I know they have long faces at the best of times......


    National Radio! Presenter on over €400k per year!


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,101 ✭✭✭Technocentral


    Who uses those directory services anymore, net on computer/phone means last time I rang them was about 8 years ago?


  • Registered Users Posts: 23,641 ✭✭✭✭Elmo


    I didn't want to send my children to an denominational school so I sent them to a different denominational school. :confused:


  • Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Priceless last 20mins.......Lahv Lahn Gold!


  • Registered Users Posts: 265 ✭✭Bertiebasher


    meanwhile the poor women/kids of Syria.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 43,024 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Elmo wrote: »
    I didn't want to send my children to an denominational school so I sent them to a different denominational school. :confused:

    Never mind that crap we are in Elephant country now


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,449 ✭✭✭artful_codger


    he's the Richard Boyd Barrett of animal welfare.


  • Registered Users Posts: 23,641 ✭✭✭✭Elmo


    Who uses those directory services anymore, net on computer/phone means last time I rang them was about 8 years ago?

    Broadband was down at the weekend rang them on my mobile for Cust Care :o

    Never mind that crap we are in Elephant country now


    Though it shows the level of discussion on Liveline!


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    "how do you know a happy elephant ? "

    :)

    This is a question I never thought I'd ask myself today

    :):D


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    ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 28,815 ✭✭✭✭HeidiHeidi


    If I sat down to think of the maddest mad thing in Madsville that Joe might have on Da Laahvline, a screaming match about (un)happy elephants would never even enter my head.

    You absolutely couldn't make it up.

    Yer man is giving Joe a run for his money in the sighing stakes.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    "how do you know a happy elephant ? "

    :)

    This is a question I never thought I'd ask myself today

    :):D

    I know one way "happiness" in captive animals is measured is repetitive behaviour (ticks). Anyone remember the hippos eathing the cage bars in the old zoo?


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,894 ✭✭✭furiousox


    "how do you know a happy elephant ?

    The one on the left is happy, the one on the right is sad. :(


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  • Registered Users Posts: 6,101 ✭✭✭Technocentral


    jcf wrote: »
    So we should ONLY care about people then ?

    animals shouldn't matter no ?

    Of course not, but people are my no 1 priority, I eat animals so amn't in much of a position to be moralising about them anyway.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,873 ✭✭✭Skid


    This is like Father Ted's Sheep Contest

    'Something has upset Chris the Sheep, look at him!'


  • Registered Users Posts: 43,024 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Cats are not happy now:(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,818 ✭✭✭Minstrel27


    Who is this headcase


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,988 ✭✭✭constitutionus


    In fairness the economy is in the ****ter.

    Ya think the elephants don't see how fewer people are in the audience ?

    I'd be depressed too.

    Probably think theyre one step away from the dole

    :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 28,403 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    That guy that rang in from cork is not happy. he was balling crying a few minutes ago !!


  • Registered Users Posts: 28,815 ✭✭✭✭HeidiHeidi


    Did the blubbering elephant lover say who or what organisation he's with? He's on about following these animals around the country, and investigations abroad, and practically mounting surveillance.... sounds very organised - he's obviously not a lone nutter.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,141 ✭✭✭Yakuza


    His views are irrelephant.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,873 ✭✭✭Skid


    The Elephant Man has shut up at last ...

    Off he went with a trumpety trump, trump trump trump :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,718 ✭✭✭sudzs


    I know one way "happiness" in captive animals is measured is repetitive behaviour (ticks). Anyone remember the hippos eathing the cage bars in the old zoo?

    god yes... and worse, the poor old polar bears pacing to and fro :(


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,781 ✭✭✭clappyhappy


    This is the best liveline since the choir boys in tullamore!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,781 ✭✭✭clappyhappy


    Blah blah black sheep


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,873 ✭✭✭Skid


    Joe has a thing for that little dog.


  • Registered Users Posts: 43,024 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    That elephant had issues


  • Registered Users Posts: 28,403 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    jcf wrote: »
    oh shut the f*ck up you inbred f*cking redneck, you could do a medical on the inmates of Guantanamo bay and they would be "physically" OK ..


    Dick head.


    I mean having a FARMER on for animal right:Ds --- what the f*ck.

    You're getting a ban, you're getting a ban:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,894 ✭✭✭furiousox


    This is him "undercover" at the circus.

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    CPL 593H



  • Registered Users Posts: 2,857 ✭✭✭Spudmonkey


    if only we could reimburse Duffy that way...

    perform - reward, perform - reward....


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,509 ✭✭✭surferdudz


    another tribunal bekons...........


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