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Liveline Thread (15/02/2012 to 01/05/2012)

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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,677 ✭✭✭Zwillinge


    He's The Elephant Whisperer!


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,677 ✭✭✭Zwillinge


    *sob* Won't somebody think of the animals *sob*

    LEAVE THE ELEPHANTS ALONE!!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 835 ✭✭✭miketv


    Is this a wind up?


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    Joe: Go back to the dog that won the Oscar....

    Somebody call? :)

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  • Registered Users Posts: 7,988 ✭✭✭constitutionus


    This is fecking comedy gold ! !

    And to think I was gonna turn off thanks to the borefest that was the first hour :):)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,873 ✭✭✭Skid


    Your man's head is going to explode in a minute.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Hurricane Fly to win the 3.20 by 8 lengths.


  • Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    This is getting more high-pitched


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,878 ✭✭✭signostic


    "were monitoring all of this" How many elephants in the country?


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,718 ✭✭✭sudzs


    Two shrill men!!! :eek:


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  • Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    When you get to know your animals......

    I'd stop now if I were that farmer!


  • Registered Users Posts: 327 ✭✭DuckStab




  • Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Cant answer that


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,509 ✭✭✭surferdudz


    question of the century.. " how would you know a happy cow..............."


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,677 ✭✭✭Zwillinge


    It's always the Laughin' Cows fault!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Just tuned in.

    Depressed cows? What have I missed?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,081 ✭✭✭jcf


    oh shut the f*ck up you inbred f*cking redneck, you could do a medical on the inmates of Guantanamo bay and they would be "physically" OK ..


    Dick head.


    I mean having a FARMER on for animal rights --- what the f*ck.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,101 ✭✭✭Technocentral


    Happy cows vs happy elephants, insanity.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Ask the cow.

    "Hello Daisy, are you happy?"

    "MOO".



    Job done.


  • Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Liveline Gold:D


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,857 ✭✭✭Spudmonkey


    When my sheep starts complaining of a headache thats when I know she isn't in the mood.... I mean in a good mood......


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Joe:"I know they have a long face to begin with"

    Make it stop :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    bijapos wrote: »
    I did the census last year. A lot of people had issues as there was no "non-practising RC" option. Essentially you are baptised a Catholic and this is what you are, whether you like it or not until you officially leave, which is something very few people do.

    Loads of complaints that there was no "non-practising" box to tick but thats the way it is, so by default most people here are Catholic even though they don't see the inside of a Church apart from Baptisms, funerals, weddings and confirmations.

    I grew up in a very rural area, attendance there is down by 50% since the 80's and a lot of people go as a social meeting opportunity rather than anything else.
    And according to announcement from the pope last year, you can't even officially leave anymore. Once a Catholic, always a Catholic, apparently.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,873 ✭✭✭Skid


    This is surreally brilliant :)


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,081 ✭✭✭jcf


    Heartbreaking for me would be the recent massacres in Syria and Afghanistan not sad elephants, funny some peoples priorities.

    So we should ONLY care about people then ?

    animals shouldn't matter no ?


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,449 ✭✭✭artful_codger


    everyone walking through fermoy looks unhappy.


  • Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Skid wrote: »
    This is surreally brilliant :)

    What must tourists think listening to this?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    "The mammy would love a new floor"

    A pelvic floor?


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,781 ✭✭✭clappyhappy


    Why does the rose of tralee parade keep popping into my mind when he mentions the elephant parade??


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  • Registered Users Posts: 7,988 ✭✭✭constitutionus


    "how do you know a happy elephant ? "

    :)

    This is a question I never thought I'd ask myself today

    :):D


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