Team America - World Police

sebastianlieken · 23-01-2012 10:34am #1

Team America - World Police Bullies

So I've been following the news latley about Iran's Nuclear Interest, and can't help but reading it somewhat like this:

Iran developing technology to build nuclear power plant to power country, hence removing it's dependance on oil. Team america says "No, you're not allowed to develope WMD's!... Iran is like "wtf, who said anything about weapons of mass destruction you war mongering bigot?!...we're making a power plant!", Team America says "no no no, No Nuclear Bombs for you!!!", Iran rolls eyes saying "Nuclear power plant. Idiot... like you're one to talk about nuclear bombs *cough* hiroshima, nagasaki *cough*. Team america gets pissy and says "FUCK YOU", then proceeds to scuttle off to his friends the EU and gets them to gang up with him against Iran. Now US and EU impose imbargo that Iran cannot export oil to anybody anymore. Not to china, south korea, Japan, ANYONE. Iran get's annoyed and says FINE, then i'm not going to let you use our big canal at the Straight of Hormuz. Team America is like "watch me", and strolls in with US aircraft carrier USS Abraham Lincon with his buddies; a British Royal Navy Frigate and a French Warship. (FYI, the USS Abreham Lincoln is a Nimitz class aircraft carrier. IT IS... wait for it.... NUCLEAR POWERED!)

poor iran

chin_grin · 23-01-2012 10:36am

Reads like an Alex Jones rant.

sensibleken · 23-01-2012 10:44am

chin_grin wrote: »

Reads like an Alex Jones rant.

what..the guy who sang Walking in the air?

MarkR · 23-01-2012 10:50am

sensibleken wrote: »

what..the guy who sang Walking in the air?

In the original song, or in the snowman movie. I think they're different. Pretty sure I heard the one from the movie guy on the radio recently.

Bet he gets all the ho's.

cml387 · 23-01-2012 10:54am

Peter Auty sung it on the film version

Aren't you glad Wikipedia is back

cocalolaman · 23-01-2012 10:54am

Liam Byrne · 23-01-2012 10:55am

sensibleken wrote: »

chin_grin wrote: »

Reads like an Alex Jones rant.

what..the guy who sang Walking in the air?

That's "Aled"....who come to think of it would be lucky to get through Homeland Security with a name like that.

Frank Black · 23-01-2012 10:56am

sebastianlieken wrote: »

Iran developing technology to build nuclear power plant to power country, hence removing it's dependance on oil.

Yep, that'd be the reason all right.

The Snipe · 23-01-2012 10:57am

Wanna be the strongest man on the world? Be the only man on the world.

IM0 · 23-01-2012 10:57am

sebastianlieken wrote: »

So I've been following the news latley...

ahhhh there's your problem right there..

sensibleken · 23-01-2012 10:58am

MarkR wrote: »

In the original song, or in the snowman movie. I think they're different. Pretty sure I heard the one from the movie guy on the radio recently.

Bet he gets all the ho's.

whichever one had no testicles. probably stolen by america too :mad:

chin_grin · 23-01-2012 10:59am

sensibleken wrote: »

what..the guy who sang Walking in the air?

Liam Byrne wrote: »

That's "Aled"....who come to think of it would be lucky to get through Homeland Security with a name like that.

Nope. This guy.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_Jones_(radio_host)

Google.

Use it.

sensibleken · 23-01-2012 11:08am

chin_grin wrote: »

Nope. This guy.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_Jones_(radio_host)

Google.

Use it.

well im glad he's still in broadcasting, he was pretty quite after The Snowman

chin_grin · 23-01-2012 11:11am

sensibleken wrote: »

well im glad he's still in broadcasting, he was pretty quite after The Snowman

Let himself snow go though, hasn't he?

(can't beat 'em :rolleyes: )

working fool · 23-01-2012 11:24am

The Americans might get confused
And bomb the Aran islands !
Smart bombs are only effective when dropped over the right country

El Weirdo · 23-01-2012 11:32am

Doesn't he present Songs of Praise now?

sebastianlieken · 23-01-2012 11:41am

working fool wrote: »

The Americans might get confused
And bomb the Aran islands !

Aran Islands DOES sound sufficiently similar to Iran Islands in an American accent to justify full on war with Ireland. I'd say we should be putting our airforce on standyby just incase...

El Weirdo · 23-01-2012 11:43am

sebastianlieken wrote: »

Aran Islands DOES sound sufficiently similar to Iran Islands in an American accent to justify full on war with Ireland. I'd say we should be putting our airforce on standyby just incase...

I'm on it.

sebastianlieken · 23-01-2012 11:47am

El Weirdo wrote: »

I'm on it.

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/131/393/ohoq9.jpg?1307465686

working fool · 23-01-2012 11:51am

sebastianlieken wrote: »

working fool wrote: »

The Americans might get confused
And bomb the Aran islands !

Aran Islands DOES sound sufficiently similar to Iran Islands in an American accent to justify full on war with Ireland. I'd say we should be putting our airforce on standyby just incase...

I think air fix has gone bust ?
There could be a few quid in this ..
Charge more for landing in Shannon airport open a Dunkin donuts beside the runway .
Make the sheep wear beards and turbans ?

Capt'n Midnight · 23-01-2012 6:16pm

wow time files

snowman was in 1982

twenty years ago :eek::eek:

He's got a daughter now

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2051321/My-girls-child-star-Watching-daughter-stage-Aled-Jones-boy-soprano-enchanted-nation-reveals-hes-worried-parent-now.html

RichieC · 23-01-2012 6:21pm

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

wow time files

snowman was in 1982

twenty years ago :eek::eek:

He's got a daughter now

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2051321/My-girls-child-star-Watching-daughter-stage-Aled-Jones-boy-soprano-enchanted-nation-reveals-hes-worried-parent-now.html

30 years ago...

imitation · 23-01-2012 6:28pm

Yes Damn those american pigdogs, why can't they be more like us.

P.S Can we still have your investment money though. Oh and say hi to my uncle and the other 12% of Irish America. P.P.S petrol is 1.50 a litre now, can you sort that **** out please ?

quietriot · 23-01-2012 6:32pm

Like with Iraq, they need a reason to force the oil back into $. It has nothing to do with nuclear abilities, don't delude yourself into thinking this.

With China and Russia beating their chests in retaliation though, I don't think anything is likely to happen.

RichieC · 23-01-2012 6:44pm

This is one situation were america cannot win. The few at the top might get the war they want. America, though, will suffer. So will we.

Capt'n Midnight · 23-01-2012 6:44pm

RichieC wrote: »

30 years ago...

:eek::eek::eek:

RichieC · 23-01-2012 6:45pm

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

:eek::eek::eek:

I nearly got a bit sick myself correcting..

Freddie59 · 23-01-2012 6:51pm

RichieC wrote: »

This is one situation were america cannot win.

Don't bet on it.

RichieC · 23-01-2012 6:52pm

Freddie59 wrote: »

Don't bet on it.

Oh I will.

Go Tobban · 23-01-2012 7:01pm

Israel have nukes don't they? North Korea too??

When will the yanks bring ''freedom and prosperity'' to these countries?

AnamGlas · 23-01-2012 7:04pm

Iran must be feering ronery

Robdude · 23-01-2012 7:15pm

If the US doesn't do it - who will?

dsmythy · 23-01-2012 7:27pm

Basically you're saying you believe everything the Iranians say and nothing the Americans say. Fair enough....

Temptamperu · 23-01-2012 7:43pm

Go Tobban wrote: »

Israel have nukes don't they? North Korea too??

When will the yanks bring ''freedom and prosperity'' to these countries?

Isreal and america are friends, but they arent talking to north korea because they wont do what america wants.

Go Tobban · 23-01-2012 7:57pm

dsmythy wrote: »

Basically you're saying you believe everything the Iranians say and nothing the Americans say. Fair enough....

Well at least there is a reason to not believe the US

Didn't they already use this tactic in Iraq? ie pretend Iraq had 'weapons of mass destruction' and then invade finding absolutely nothing

dsmythy · 23-01-2012 8:00pm

Go Tobban wrote: »

Well at least there is a reason to not believe the US

Didn't they already use this tactic in Iraq? ie pretend Iraq had 'weapons of mass destruction' and then invade finding absolutely nothing

Maybe Iran wont make the same mistakes and allow inspectors to enter the country and work unimpeded. Unless they have something to hide.

Temptamperu · 23-01-2012 8:15pm

dsmythy wrote: »

Maybe Iran wont make the same mistakes and allow inspectors to enter the country and work unimpeded. Unless they have something to hide.

Why do they have to hide what they are doing? If they want nuclear weapons whats the problem? America have an assload, I wouldnt trust them as far as I can piss. Russia? yikes!!! China? well they keep to themselves and dont tell us what to wear or watch. Iran have never done anything other than defy Isreal and america and are thus punished and we get nice news stories about them being crazy muslims, when infact of all muslim states they are closest to moderate.

Go Tobban · 23-01-2012 8:16pm

dsmythy wrote: »

Maybe Iran wont make the same mistakes and allow inspectors to enter the country and work unimpeded. Unless they have something to hide.

Even if they are making weapons, what are America getting involved for?

Israel have undeclared nukes, if them nutcases can have them, surely Iran can have them aswel. Put it this way, if I was an Iranian citizen, I sure as hell would want a nuclear bomb as a deterrent against Israel and the US

dsmythy · 23-01-2012 8:23pm

Temptamperu wrote: »

Why do they have to hide what they are doing? If they want nuclear weapons whats the problem? America have an assload, I wouldnt trust them as far as I can piss. Russia? yikes!!! China? well they keep to themselves and dont tell us what to wear or watch. Iran have never done anything other than defy Isreal and america and are thus punished and we get nice news stories about them being crazy muslims, when infact of all muslim states they are closest to moderate.

Go Tobban wrote: »

Even if they are making weapons, what are America getting involved for?

Israel have undeclared nukes, if them nutcases can have them, surely Iran can have them aswel. Put it this way, if I was an Iranian citizen, I sure as hell would want a nuclear bomb as a deterrent against Israel and the US

MAD nuclear principle doesn't work with theocratic states.

RichieC · 23-01-2012 8:33pm

dsmythy wrote: »

MAD nuclear principle doesn't work with theocratic states.

On what evidence, professor smythy?

earpiece · 23-01-2012 8:41pm

Well OP.... let it all happen, China will get the oil, the US will further decline as the 'hyper power' and in a few years nobody (else) will give a shít what America says.
And I thought they'd get the message after what we they did on Sept. 11th ........ Phuff, the capital of Australia is Dadbag!!!!

dsmythy · 23-01-2012 8:43pm

RichieC wrote: »

On what evidence, professor smythy?

None..... Namely because theocratic states have never had nukes.

MAD is less likely to work on theocratic states IMO. Reasoning being the powers that be in Iran are going to heaven apparently. Iran not having nuclear weapons is good news for ordinary Iranians as a result.

dsmythy · 23-01-2012 8:45pm

earpiece wrote: »

Well OP.... let it all happen, China will get the oil, the US will further decline as the 'hyper power' and in a few years nobody (else) will give a shít what America says.
And I thought they'd get the message after what we they did on Sept. 11th ........ Phuff, the capital of Australia is Dadbag!!!!

Team China! Better the devil you know is all I'll say.

RichieC · 23-01-2012 8:46pm

dsmythy wrote: »

None..... Namely because theocratic states have never had nukes.

MAD is less likely to work on theocratic states IMO. Reasoning being the powers that be in Iran are going to heaven apparently. Iran not having nuclear weapons is good news for ordinary Iranians as a result.

you clearly know nothing about Iran. you're assumptions are outlandish...

Pakistan have nukes, theocratic, Israel have nukes, theocratic.

Temptamperu · 23-01-2012 8:47pm

dsmythy wrote: »

None..... Namely because theocratic states have never had nukes.

MAD is less likely to work on theocratic states IMO. Reasoning being the powers that be in Iran are going to heaven apparently. Iran not having nuclear weapons is good news for ordinary Iranians as a result.

The u.s. where on a divinely inspired war the past 10 years. They have the most nukes.

quietriot · 23-01-2012 8:49pm

dsmythy wrote: »

Basically you're saying you believe everything the Iranians say and nothing the Americans say. Fair enough....

Ever heard the phrase "Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me"?

The US are singing the very same song as they were before they launched a full scale invasion on an innocent nation in the name of "freedom". Hundreds of thousands of innocent people lost their lives in the name of this "freedom" but hey, the Iraqi oil got changed back from being sold in € to $ and the US installed a government to oversee it. Freedom worth fighting for, right?

They're now doing the same evidence less posturing, including painting Iran as an oppressive, extremist Muslim nation, all on the back of no evidence once again. Oh wait, there could be a bunker underground that nobody could see, right?

People have a right to doubt what the US say. Iran, thus far, hasn't been invading and destroying countries on the back of lies, using their military against residents in foreign nations (US Seal teams taking out Osama in Pakistan), etc.

I'm glad to see Russia and China involved though. The US will not screw with China as china basically own them and the Russians aren't going to be walked over. It might just be what we need to keep them from messing with Iran for the time being.

I'm not anti-US, for whatever it's worth, quite the opposite. I just wish they'd sit down and let everyone get on with their lives rather than dictating the world as they want it and threatening war if they don't get it.

Freddie59 · 23-01-2012 9:03pm

quietriot wrote: »

including painting Iran as an oppressive, extremist Muslim nation, all on the back of no evidence once again

Ah yeah, sure them Iranians are such an open, free, and democratic Government.:rolleyes:

Freddie59 · 23-01-2012 9:04pm

RichieC wrote: »

Oh I will.

You'll lose.:)

Freddie59 · 23-01-2012 9:05pm

Temptamperu wrote: »

Isreal and america are friends, but they arent talking to north korea because they wont do what america wants.are the biggest threat to world peace since Hitler

FYP.

dsmythy · 23-01-2012 9:06pm

RichieC wrote: »

you clearly know nothing about Iran. you're assumptions are outlandish...

Pakistan have nukes, theocratic, Israel have nukes, theocratic.

Dodgy calling them theocratic states. People with final legal power are not clergymen. Neither have clergymen with sole power to declare war. War being an aspect of MAD. Religion being an aspect of general moronity both at home and abroad.

Freddie59 · 23-01-2012 9:08pm

Temptamperu wrote: »

Why do they have to hide what they are doing? If they want nuclear weapons whats the problem? America have an assload, I wouldnt trust them as far as I can piss. Russia? yikes!!! China? well they keep to themselves and dont tell us what to wear or watch. Iran have never done anything other than defy Isreal and america and are thus punished and we get nice news stories about them being crazy muslims, when infact of all muslim states they are closest to moderate.

Sweet Jesus. They said the same about Hitler. Have we learned NOTHING???

As for China, yeah they leave us alone. Out of sight out of mind and all that. Unless you're Chinese - and living in China.

As I've said on numerous occasions - and you've named them all out - I'll take the Americans ahead of the "alternatives". Anytime.:cool:

Team America - World Police

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