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Team America - World Police

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  • 23-01-2012 11:34AM
    #1
    sebastianlieken
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    Team America - World Police Bullies

    So I've been following the news latley about Iran's Nuclear Interest, and can't help but reading it somewhat like this:



    Iran developing technology to build nuclear power plant to power country, hence removing it's dependance on oil. Team america says "No, you're not allowed to develope WMD's!... Iran is like "wtf, who said anything about weapons of mass destruction you war mongering bigot?!...we're making a power plant!", Team America says "no no no, No Nuclear Bombs for you!!!", Iran rolls eyes saying "Nuclear power plant. Idiot... like you're one to talk about nuclear bombs *cough* hiroshima, nagasaki *cough*. Team america gets pissy and says "FUCK YOU", then proceeds to scuttle off to his friends the EU and gets them to gang up with him against Iran. Now US and EU impose imbargo that Iran cannot export oil to anybody anymore. Not to china, south korea, Japan, ANYONE. Iran get's annoyed and says FINE, then i'm not going to let you use our big canal at the Straight of Hormuz. Team America is like "watch me", and strolls in with US aircraft carrier USS Abraham Lincon with his buddies; a British Royal Navy Frigate and a French Warship. (FYI, the USS Abreham Lincoln is a Nimitz class aircraft carrier. IT IS... wait for it.... NUCLEAR POWERED!)

    poor iran :(


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    chin_grin
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    Reads like an Alex Jones rant.


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    sensibleken
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    chin_grin wrote: »
    Reads like an Alex Jones rant.

    what..the guy who sang Walking in the air?


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    MarkR
    Moderators, Regional Midwest Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 11,397 Mod ✭✭✭✭MarkR


    sensibleken wrote: »
    what..the guy who sang Walking in the air?

    In the original song, or in the snowman movie. I think they're different. Pretty sure I heard the one from the movie guy on the radio recently.

    Bet he gets all the ho's.


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    cml387
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,441 ✭✭✭cml387


    Peter Auty sung it on the film version

    Aren't you glad Wikipedia is back


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    cocalolaman
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    Liam Byrne
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    sensibleken wrote: »
    chin_grin wrote: »
    Reads like an Alex Jones rant.

    what..the guy who sang Walking in the air?


    That's "Aled"....who come to think of it would be lucky to get through Homeland Security with a name like that.


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    Frank Black
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    sebastianlieken wrote: »

    Iran developing technology to build nuclear power plant to power country, hence removing it's dependance on oil.

    Yep, that'd be the reason all right.


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    The Snipe
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    Wanna be the strongest man on the world? Be the only man on the world.


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    IM0
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    sebastianlieken wrote: »

    So I've been following the news latley...

    ahhhh there's your problem right there..


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    sensibleken
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    MarkR wrote: »
    In the original song, or in the snowman movie. I think they're different. Pretty sure I heard the one from the movie guy on the radio recently.

    Bet he gets all the ho's.

    whichever one had no testicles. probably stolen by america too :mad:


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    chin_grin
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    sensibleken wrote: »
    what..the guy who sang Walking in the air?
    Liam Byrne wrote: »
    That's "Aled"....who come to think of it would be lucky to get through Homeland Security with a name like that.

    Nope. This guy.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_Jones_(radio_host)

    Google.

    Use it.


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    sensibleken
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    chin_grin wrote: »
    Nope. This guy.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_Jones_(radio_host)

    Google.

    Use it.

    well im glad he's still in broadcasting, he was pretty quite after The Snowman


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    chin_grin
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    sensibleken wrote: »
    well im glad he's still in broadcasting, he was pretty quite after The Snowman

    Let himself snow go though, hasn't he?

    (can't beat 'em :rolleyes: )


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    working fool
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    The Americans might get confused
    And bomb the Aran islands !
    Smart bombs are only effective when dropped over the right country


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    El Weirdo
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    Doesn't he present Songs of Praise now?


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    sebastianlieken
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    working fool wrote: »
    The Americans might get confused
    And bomb the Aran islands !

    Aran Islands DOES sound sufficiently similar to Iran Islands in an American accent to justify full on war with Ireland. I'd say we should be putting our airforce on standyby just incase...


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    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,652 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    sebastianlieken wrote: »
    Aran Islands DOES sound sufficiently similar to Iran Islands in an American accent to justify full on war with Ireland. I'd say we should be putting our airforce on standyby just incase...
    I'm on it.


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    sebastianlieken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,778 ✭✭✭sebastianlieken


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    I'm on it.

    http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/131/393/ohoq9.jpg?1307465686


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    working fool
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 813 ✭✭✭working fool


    sebastianlieken wrote: »
    working fool wrote: »
    The Americans might get confused
    And bomb the Aran islands !

    Aran Islands DOES sound sufficiently similar to Iran Islands in an American accent to justify full on war with Ireland. I'd say we should be putting our airforce on standyby just incase...

    I think air fix has gone bust ?
    There could be a few quid in this ..
    Charge more for landing in Shannon airport open a Dunkin donuts beside the runway .
    Make the sheep wear beards and turbans ?


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    #21
    Capt'n Midnight
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    wow time files

    snowman was in 1982

    twenty years ago :eek::eek:

    He's got a daughter now

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2051321/My-girls-child-star-Watching-daughter-stage-Aled-Jones-boy-soprano-enchanted-nation-reveals-hes-worried-parent-now.html


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    RichieC
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    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    wow time files

    snowman was in 1982

    twenty years ago :eek::eek:

    He's got a daughter now

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2051321/My-girls-child-star-Watching-daughter-stage-Aled-Jones-boy-soprano-enchanted-nation-reveals-hes-worried-parent-now.html

    30 years ago...


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    imitation
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    Yes Damn those american pigdogs, why can't they be more like us.

    P.S Can we still have your investment money though. Oh and say hi to my uncle and the other 12% of Irish America. P.P.S petrol is 1.50 a litre now, can you sort that **** out please ?


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    quietriot
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    Like with Iraq, they need a reason to force the oil back into $. It has nothing to do with nuclear abilities, don't delude yourself into thinking this.

    With China and Russia beating their chests in retaliation though, I don't think anything is likely to happen.


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    #25
    RichieC
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    This is one situation were america cannot win. The few at the top might get the war they want. America, though, will suffer. So will we.


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    #26
    Capt'n Midnight
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    RichieC wrote: »
    30 years ago...
    :eek::eek::eek:


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    #27
    RichieC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,331 ✭✭✭RichieC


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    :eek::eek::eek:

    I nearly got a bit sick myself correcting.. :(


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    Freddie59
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    RichieC wrote: »
    This is one situation were america cannot win.

    Don't bet on it.


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    #29
    RichieC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,331 ✭✭✭RichieC


    Freddie59 wrote: »
    Don't bet on it.

    Oh I will.


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    Go Tobban
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 126 ✭✭Go Tobban


    Israel have nukes don't they? North Korea too??

    When will the yanks bring ''freedom and prosperity'' to these countries?


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    AnamGlas
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    Iran must be feering ronery


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