Team America - World Police

sebastianlieken · 23-01-2012 11:34AM #1

Team America - World Police Bullies

So I've been following the news latley about Iran's Nuclear Interest, and can't help but reading it somewhat like this:

Iran developing technology to build nuclear power plant to power country, hence removing it's dependance on oil. Team america says "No, you're not allowed to develope WMD's!... Iran is like "wtf, who said anything about weapons of mass destruction you war mongering bigot?!...we're making a power plant!", Team America says "no no no, No Nuclear Bombs for you!!!", Iran rolls eyes saying "Nuclear power plant. Idiot... like you're one to talk about nuclear bombs *cough* hiroshima, nagasaki *cough*. Team america gets pissy and says "FUCK YOU", then proceeds to scuttle off to his friends the EU and gets them to gang up with him against Iran. Now US and EU impose imbargo that Iran cannot export oil to anybody anymore. Not to china, south korea, Japan, ANYONE. Iran get's annoyed and says FINE, then i'm not going to let you use our big canal at the Straight of Hormuz. Team America is like "watch me", and strolls in with US aircraft carrier USS Abraham Lincon with his buddies; a British Royal Navy Frigate and a French Warship. (FYI, the USS Abreham Lincoln is a Nimitz class aircraft carrier. IT IS... wait for it.... NUCLEAR POWERED!)

poor iran

chin_grin · 23-01-2012 11:36AM

Reads like an Alex Jones rant.

sensibleken · 23-01-2012 11:44AM

chin_grin wrote: »

Reads like an Alex Jones rant.

what..the guy who sang Walking in the air?

MarkR · 23-01-2012 11:50AM

sensibleken wrote: »

what..the guy who sang Walking in the air?

In the original song, or in the snowman movie. I think they're different. Pretty sure I heard the one from the movie guy on the radio recently.

Bet he gets all the ho's.

cml387 · 23-01-2012 11:54AM

Peter Auty sung it on the film version

Aren't you glad Wikipedia is back

cocalolaman · 23-01-2012 11:54AM

Liam Byrne · 23-01-2012 11:55AM

sensibleken wrote: »

chin_grin wrote: »

Reads like an Alex Jones rant.

what..the guy who sang Walking in the air?

That's "Aled"....who come to think of it would be lucky to get through Homeland Security with a name like that.

Frank Black · 23-01-2012 11:56AM

sebastianlieken wrote: »

Iran developing technology to build nuclear power plant to power country, hence removing it's dependance on oil.

Yep, that'd be the reason all right.

The Snipe · 23-01-2012 11:57AM

Wanna be the strongest man on the world? Be the only man on the world.

IM0 · 23-01-2012 11:57AM

sebastianlieken wrote: »

So I've been following the news latley...

ahhhh there's your problem right there..

sensibleken · 23-01-2012 11:58AM

MarkR wrote: »

In the original song, or in the snowman movie. I think they're different. Pretty sure I heard the one from the movie guy on the radio recently.

Bet he gets all the ho's.

whichever one had no testicles. probably stolen by america too :mad:

chin_grin · 23-01-2012 11:59AM

sensibleken wrote: »

what..the guy who sang Walking in the air?

Liam Byrne wrote: »

That's "Aled"....who come to think of it would be lucky to get through Homeland Security with a name like that.

Nope. This guy.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_Jones_(radio_host)

Google.

Use it.

sensibleken · 23-01-2012 12:08PM

chin_grin wrote: »

Nope. This guy.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_Jones_(radio_host)

Google.

Use it.

well im glad he's still in broadcasting, he was pretty quite after The Snowman

chin_grin · 23-01-2012 12:11PM

sensibleken wrote: »

well im glad he's still in broadcasting, he was pretty quite after The Snowman

Let himself snow go though, hasn't he?

(can't beat 'em :rolleyes: )

working fool · 23-01-2012 12:24PM

The Americans might get confused
And bomb the Aran islands !
Smart bombs are only effective when dropped over the right country

El Weirdo · 23-01-2012 12:32PM

Doesn't he present Songs of Praise now?

sebastianlieken · 23-01-2012 12:41PM

working fool wrote: »

The Americans might get confused
And bomb the Aran islands !

Aran Islands DOES sound sufficiently similar to Iran Islands in an American accent to justify full on war with Ireland. I'd say we should be putting our airforce on standyby just incase...

El Weirdo · 23-01-2012 12:43PM

sebastianlieken wrote: »

Aran Islands DOES sound sufficiently similar to Iran Islands in an American accent to justify full on war with Ireland. I'd say we should be putting our airforce on standyby just incase...

I'm on it.

sebastianlieken · 23-01-2012 12:47PM

El Weirdo wrote: »

I'm on it.

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/131/393/ohoq9.jpg?1307465686

working fool · 23-01-2012 12:51PM

sebastianlieken wrote: »

working fool wrote: »

The Americans might get confused
And bomb the Aran islands !

Aran Islands DOES sound sufficiently similar to Iran Islands in an American accent to justify full on war with Ireland. I'd say we should be putting our airforce on standyby just incase...

I think air fix has gone bust ?
There could be a few quid in this ..
Charge more for landing in Shannon airport open a Dunkin donuts beside the runway .
Make the sheep wear beards and turbans ?

Capt'n Midnight · 23-01-2012 07:16PM

wow time files

snowman was in 1982

twenty years ago :eek::eek:

He's got a daughter now

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2051321/My-girls-child-star-Watching-daughter-stage-Aled-Jones-boy-soprano-enchanted-nation-reveals-hes-worried-parent-now.html

RichieC · 23-01-2012 07:21PM

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

wow time files

snowman was in 1982

twenty years ago :eek::eek:

He's got a daughter now

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2051321/My-girls-child-star-Watching-daughter-stage-Aled-Jones-boy-soprano-enchanted-nation-reveals-hes-worried-parent-now.html

30 years ago...

imitation · 23-01-2012 07:28PM

Yes Damn those american pigdogs, why can't they be more like us.

P.S Can we still have your investment money though. Oh and say hi to my uncle and the other 12% of Irish America. P.P.S petrol is 1.50 a litre now, can you sort that **** out please ?

quietriot · 23-01-2012 07:32PM

Like with Iraq, they need a reason to force the oil back into $. It has nothing to do with nuclear abilities, don't delude yourself into thinking this.

With China and Russia beating their chests in retaliation though, I don't think anything is likely to happen.

RichieC · 23-01-2012 07:44PM

This is one situation were america cannot win. The few at the top might get the war they want. America, though, will suffer. So will we.

Capt'n Midnight · 23-01-2012 07:44PM

RichieC wrote: »

30 years ago...

:eek::eek::eek:

RichieC · 23-01-2012 07:45PM

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

:eek::eek::eek:

I nearly got a bit sick myself correcting..

Freddie59 · 23-01-2012 07:51PM

RichieC wrote: »

This is one situation were america cannot win.

Don't bet on it.

RichieC · 23-01-2012 07:52PM

Freddie59 wrote: »

Don't bet on it.

Oh I will.

Go Tobban · 23-01-2012 08:01PM

Israel have nukes don't they? North Korea too??

When will the yanks bring ''freedom and prosperity'' to these countries?

AnamGlas · 23-01-2012 08:04PM

Iran must be feering ronery

Team America - World Police

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