Sayings.....Rural/Regional even Funny!

kboc

drunk: as full as a gypsies bra

ugly: he has a face like a melted wellie

Juniorhurler

Oh yeah, for drunk.

As full as a fat ladies shoe

pakalasa

Someone with a fondness for the drink - "He'd drink it out of a smelly wellie"

Muckit

'Slowly but surely.... like an ass atin' thistles'

A friend of mine that used to drive a 360 after a fill of pints would say.... 'I think it's time to change over to the small bucket!' (top shelf job!:D)

Donegal09

sad looking horse that, while long face on him

O.A.P

May the crows never peck your stacks, Completely made up but I used it a lot when I lived in Germany.
He would drink it from a sore hole, a Roscommon man came out with that, it makes me laugh anyway.

mantua

'he wouldn't pull the knickers off a whore'
someone hanging off ya 'he's like a fly to sh1t
'

munkus

He'd let you down like an Ass in a bog.


He'd break a crowbar in a bog.

Martin 83

An awkward person: You're as awkward as a sow in reverse.

To describe a full pub: You couldn't turn a sweet in your mouth.

A tall man. If he was any longer he'd be late.

Bizzum

Someone who can't sing:

If he sang for sh1te he wouldn't get a smell.

Dupont

ah lad if he was any narrower da one eye would do him;)

BHD

I'm so hungry I would eat a farmers arse through a hedge...

Harrier1980

for a skinny lad

he is that narrow he has to run around in the shower to get wet!

C0N0R

Sow your wild oats on a Saturday night, pray for crop failure on a Sunday morning.

That boy wouldn't work on three phase

When the moistures right we will cut all night

I'm that hungry I'd lick the balls of a low flying duck

just do it

Tisn't from the ground he licked it.

Not the full shilling.

He's only a 5 eighths.

red menace

neighbours discussing someone who had no bathroom " so and so is working the dockleaf away"

red menace

Same neighbour talking about a local good for nothing "jaysus they must have been fairly fond of chaps in that house when they reared him"

Attie

Toast
May your ass be in heaven 5 minutes before the devil finds out.

For a low life
He's so low the sparks are flying out of his bum.

reilig

About Enda Kenny from an elderly SF hardliner:

"He wouldn't run a tap"

lakill Farm

"you have land youll have stones, you have meat youll have bones"

From a female butcher cicra 1930sin the midlands

Pharaoh1

Someone once described a rather shapely female aquantaince he was smitten with to me with the words, "She has an arse on her like a pure bred Limousin"

pakalasa

An old relative of mine, when the barman at closing time would go - " Are ye right there now folks"........"Ah, if we were right, we wouldn't be here".
He had a big problem with the drink.

Muckit

A reply to almost any harmless statement (especially anything uttered in a workshop/farming environment ie 'up a bit'.... 'stick it in' ... 'give it a belt'..... 'drive it home' )

To bring a bit of smut into it just reply.....

'That's what she said last night!'

Harrier1980

Muckit wrote: »

A reply to almost any harmless statement (especially anything uttered in a workshop/farming environment ie 'up a bit'.... 'stick it in' ... 'give it a belt'..... 'drive it home' )

To bring a bit of smut into it just reply.....

'That's what she said last night!'

And if he missed the target with his hammer " you wouldnt miss it if it had hair on it me boyo"

blue5000

I've been waiting for the standards to drop a bit before I could post, so mods feel free to edit.....

To describe a woman who is a heavy smoker;

'That woman smokes so much that if she ever stops havin her periods soot will come out instead.':eek:

mikemac1

That hoor of a heifer went for me and give me a puck

Dirty hoor

Kovu

blue5000 wrote: »

I've been waiting for the standards to drop a bit before I could post, so mods feel free to edit.....

Me too.:D
As suspicious as a nun doing push ups in a cucumber patch.

I'm as confused as a cow on Astro Turf.

The old bull spends half the time showing off and more time on the job.

She had a face on her like a bulldog licking p*ss off a nettle.

Dupont

chatting to a man who works with us about the woman, ah shes no show pony but she does for riding around the house;)

in drogheda they say:- right says she but she never wrote

when your beating in a nail somone will say make sure and hit the right nail(not your finger nail)

moy83

Thats deadly said the rat that ate the poison

Harrier1980

an auld boy in my local, when a bit of slagging starts going and he is loosing he usually says

"Its people like you that go missing"