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Sayings.....Rural/Regional even Funny!

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    #152
    RobinBanks
    Registered Users Posts: 923 ✭✭✭RobinBanks


    He's about as much use as tits on a bull


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    #153
    Sam Kade
    Registered Users Posts: 12,313 ✭✭✭✭Sam Kade


    Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining.
    You're getting so far up my nose I'm beginning to feel your boots on my chin.
    Don't let your yearnings get ahead of your earnings.
    Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction.
    Always take a good look at what you’re about to eat. It’s not so important to know what it is, but it’s critical to know what it was.
    It's better to keep your mouth shut and look stupid than open it and prove it.


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    #154
    shrubs
    Registered Users Posts: 87 ✭✭shrubs


    I'm as sick as a small plane going to Lourdes!


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    #155
    TEAT SQUEEZER
    Closed Accounts Posts: 516 ✭✭✭TEAT SQUEEZER


    " i`d rather be hanging over a nurse than nursing a hangover"....


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    #156
    Manoffeeling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 931 ✭✭✭Manoffeeling


    moy83 wrote: »
    About bucked teeth
    She could eat tomatoes through a tennis racket with them

    The tyre groover


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    #157
    yellowlabrador
    Registered Users Posts: 1,176 ✭✭✭yellowlabrador


    2 sayings my dad used to give me when I was heading out as a teenager

    'It's for boys to try and girls to deny'
    'Don't do what I would do'


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    #158
    kupus
    Registered Users Posts: 4,151 ✭✭✭kupus


    about as good as an ashtray on a motorbike


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    #159
    moy83
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,701 ✭✭✭moy83


    When the grandfather used to say " that you may die roaring for a doctor ya whores melt " (not at me obviously ! )
    Anyone know what a whores melt is ?


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    #160
    green_bow
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 94 ✭✭green_bow


    they add " een " onto everything in galway and mayo , ive cousins there


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    #161
    buffalobilly
    Registered Users Posts: 259 ✭✭buffalobilly


    He that lucky if he threw up ****e it would come down sausages


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    #162
    kupus
    Registered Users Posts: 4,151 ✭✭✭kupus


    You'll follow the crows for that.......

    when somebody is talking about wastage.


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    #163
    dharn
    Registered Users Posts: 2,574 ✭✭✭dharn


    moy83 wrote: »
    When the grandfather used to say " that you may die roaring for a doctor ya whores melt " (not at me obviously ! )
    Anyone know what a whores melt is ?

    Ladypart ?


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    #164
    delaval
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,949 ✭✭✭delaval


    dharn wrote: »
    Ladypart ?

    Handbag?


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    #165
    dharn
    Registered Users Posts: 2,574 ✭✭✭dharn


    delaval wrote: »
    Handbag?

    Try again.. feline animal


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    #166
    Chevy RV
    Registered Users Posts: 466 ✭✭Chevy RV


    These were my favourites from the list:-


    If it has tits or wheels it will cost ya money

    des kelly wouldnt even lay her

    A bush in the hand is worth two birds


    Just to add to that

    wouldn't kick her with a ****ty wellie ...

    she'd plough headlands with Ash roots in them.....

    Campervan/Motorhome - If you see he rocking,don't come knocking.....

    Tight - as a Camel's arse in a sandstorm


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    #167
    delaval
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,949 ✭✭✭delaval


    dharn wrote: »
    Try again.. feline animal

    Tramp stamp?


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    #168
    dharn
    Registered Users Posts: 2,574 ✭✭✭dharn


    delaval wrote: »
    Tramp stamp?

    Fanny


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    #169
    delaval
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,949 ✭✭✭delaval


    dharn wrote: »
    Fanny

    Oh, front bum


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    #170
    dharn
    Registered Users Posts: 2,574 ✭✭✭dharn


    delaval wrote: »
    Oh, front bum

    Jes yer awful slow


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    #171
    Bizzum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,034 ✭✭✭Bizzum


    My granny used to use the term 'melt' too, and even hoors melt if the situation was bad enough. You don't hear much nowadays. I must slip it into conversation!


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    #172
    Manoffeeling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 931 ✭✭✭Manoffeeling


    delaval wrote: »
    Tramp stamp?

    A guy I know refers this to people with tattoos


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    #173
    delaval
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,949 ✭✭✭delaval


    Manoffeeling wrote: »
    A guy I know refers this to people with tattoos

    A tattoo across the base of the back on women look very out of date now


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    #174
    Mulumpy
    Registered Users Posts: 815 ✭✭✭Mulumpy


    Chevy RV wrote: »
    These were my favourites

    A bush in the hand is worth two birds

    Is that not "a bird in your hand is worth two in a bush"


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    Manoffeeling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 931 ✭✭✭Manoffeeling


    Mulumpy wrote: »
    Chevy RV wrote: »
    These were my favourites

    A bush in the hand is worth two birds

    Is that not "a bird in your hand is worth two in a bush"

    http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ntwdH3Q54ZY&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DntwdH3Q54ZY


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    #176
    freedominacup
    Registered Users Posts: 7,920 ✭✭✭freedominacup


    delaval wrote: »
    A tattoo across the base of the back on women look very out of date now

    We had a few German au-pairs here over the years one of them used to call those tattoos "arse antlers".


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    #177
    jp6470
    Registered Users Posts: 111 ✭✭jp6470


    Seen our neighbour out and and about there he's over 80. And my father said,
    "well jim,how are ya?" And reply was "awww am just ploughing the windings"..(headlands)(wine-dings around here)


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    #178
    whelan1
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    when we where in secondary school , a teacher asked a girl who had been sick for a long time, "how are you on the whole", she replied its working grand thanks:D


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    #179
    Sam Kade
    Registered Users Posts: 12,313 ✭✭✭✭Sam Kade


    Chevy RV wrote: »
    These were my favourites from the list:-


    If it has tits or wheels it will cost ya money

    des kelly wouldnt even lay her

    A bush in the hand is worth two birds


    Just to add to that

    wouldn't kick her with a ****ty wellie ...

    she'd plough headlands with Ash roots in them.....

    Campervan/Motorhome - If you see he rocking,don't come knocking.....

    Tight - as a Camel's arse in a sandstorm
    Is it cows or women they are referring to :) both will cost you money but only one of them will give a return on investment :D


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    #180
    moy83
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,701 ✭✭✭moy83


    dharn wrote: »
    Ladypart ?

    I wondered would it be mr. Blob ? Or did ould boys know much at all about those kinda things


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    #181
    dharn
    Registered Users Posts: 2,574 ✭✭✭dharn


    What are you on about ?


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