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Sayings.....Rural/Regional even Funny!

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    #632
    Bullocks
    Registered Users Posts: 5,890 ✭✭✭Bullocks


    stop animal cruelty wrote: »
    Can someone explain!?

    When you have to explain it, it loses the magic!
    Pipe =Penis


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    #633
    CloughCasey1
    Registered Users Posts: 2,741 ✭✭✭CloughCasey1


    decky1 wrote: »
    A bad footballer' he would'nt get a kick in a horse box'

    He wouldnt score in a brothel with a wad of 50s


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    #634
    decky1
    Registered Users Posts: 975 ✭✭✭decky1


    my granny used to say of someone mean'they would'nt give you their piss to scour [clean] pots.'


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    #635
    invicta
    Registered Users Posts: 281 ✭✭invicta


    decky1 wrote: »
    my granny used to say of someone mean'they would'nt give you their piss to scour [clean] pots.'

    Or a variation,

    He (or she) wouldn’t give you the steam off his piss


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    #636
    whisky_galore
    Registered Users Posts: 15,782 ✭✭✭✭whisky_galore


    He'd make a dog shyte bones.

    As cute as a sh1thouse rat.


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    #637
    ganmo
    Registered Users Posts: 7,748 ✭✭✭ganmo


    Digging this back up.
    Has anyone else heard of an irish communist?
    They live by the phrase "what's yours is mine, what's mine is me own"


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    #638
    minerleague
    Registered Users Posts: 1,030 ✭✭✭minerleague


    Hi there my father had a saying if he saw someone doing something he didnt agree with " even Billy lumby wouldnt do that " . has anyone heard of anything similar?


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    #639
    ruwithme
    Registered Users Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭ruwithme


    Someone not so keen on paying their way.
    " They wouldn't pay attention "


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    #640
    Tig98
    Registered Users Posts: 363 ✭✭Tig98


    A bad animal "all legs and no arse"


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    #641
    whisky_galore
    Registered Users Posts: 15,782 ✭✭✭✭whisky_galore


    The institution of marriage..
    "A ring never stopped a hole."

    Bad drivers.
    "He couldn't drive a 6" nail through a pound of butter"


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    #642
    Thepillowman
    Registered Users Posts: 243 ✭✭Thepillowman


    minerleague wrote: »
    Hi there my father had a saying if he saw someone doing something he didnt agree with " even Billy lumby wouldnt do that " . has anyone heard of anything similar?

    My father's one was "even Pudsy Ryan wouldn't do that" to someone doing something stupid.


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    #643
    Thepillowman
    Registered Users Posts: 243 ✭✭Thepillowman


    whisky_galore wrote: »
    The institution of marriage..
    "A ring never stopped a hole."

    Bad drivers.
    "He couldn't drive a 6" nail through a pound of butter"

    Bad drivers
    One I heard was "He wouldn't drive a felt nail in a turf bank with a frying pan"


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    CloughCasey1
    Registered Users Posts: 2,741 ✭✭✭CloughCasey1


    ganmo wrote: »
    Digging this back up.
    Has anyone else heard of an irish communist?
    They live by the phrase "what's yours is mine, what's mine is me own"

    Sounds like an Irish wife more like : )


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    #645
    ruwithme
    Registered Users Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭ruwithme


    I asked a neighbour how many cows was he milking. He said them all


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    #646
    Bass Reeves
    Registered Users Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Bass Reeves


    My mother's one
    ''Fool me once shame on you fool me twice shame on me''

    And a few more I heard
    About a lad that could do anything
    ''He hadn't hands to wipe his arse''

    About a haughty women
    ''She needs a run of the relig''

    One of the worst insults I ever heard and it was said with venom
    ''go away you f@@king after birth, when you were born they threw the baby in the bucket' and kept you''

    I not sure what this one was supposed to mean
    'f@#k the dole Hannah we drank before we ever had the dole''

    And finally

    ''Fair play is fine play but kicking a man in the ar5e is no play''

    Slava Ukrainii



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