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The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

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    #5522
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Boden. Baby girl.


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    #5523
    Purple Mountain
    Registered Users Posts: 13,102 ✭✭✭✭Purple Mountain


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Boden. Baby girl.

    Doesn't bode well in my opinion.

    To thine own self be true



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    #5524
    guestus
    Registered Users Posts: 38 ✭guestus


    Sardonicat wrote: »
    I think Oenone is lovely. I really like Greek names. Perhaps it's just as well I never had kids. They probably would have been featured on this thread. I would have had to spend the rest of my life apologising to Ariadne, Persephone, and Alciabedes.

    You should indeed apologise as the actual name is Alcibiades :)


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    #5525
    cannotlogin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,172 ✭✭✭cannotlogin


    Mandy appears to be making a come back.

    Heard of two in new ones in recent weeks. Really don't like it.


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    #5526
    sydthebeat
    Subscribers Posts: 41,263 ✭✭✭✭sydthebeat


    cannotlogin wrote: »
    Mandy appears to be making a come back.

    Heard of two in new ones in recent weeks. Really don't like it.

    She came and she gave without taking.


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    #5527
    Bordglas
    Registered Users Posts: 44 ✭Bordglas


    Broken Johnny !!!


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    #5528
    Sardonicat
    Registered Users Posts: 12,384 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    guestus wrote: »
    Sardonicat wrote: »
    I think Oenone is lovely. I really like Greek names. Perhaps it's just as well I never had kids. They probably would have been featured on this thread. I would have had to spend the rest of my life apologising to Ariadne, Persephone, and Alciabedes.

    You should indeed apologise as the actual name is Alcibiades :)
    Yeah, I know. I tried telling the auto correct on my phone several times but gave up at the nearest approximation.

    More proof, if needed, that giving your kid an unusual name, especially one shared by a licentious traitor, is not a good idea. Best to keep it simple to save repetitive strain injury to your thumb.


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    #5529
    SusieBlue
    Registered Users Posts: 8,029 ✭✭✭SusieBlue


    Someone in a group I'm in was looking for name suggestions, here are some of the more colourful ones.

    Ryvita-Jane
    Chantilly-Rose
    Rimmini
    Emberanna-May
    Remaía
    October
    Piepyr (more unique than Piper, apparently)

    Jaxxson
    Mylo-Hunter


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    #5530
    Sardonicat
    Registered Users Posts: 12,384 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    Ryvita? Ry-feckin-vita?
    What's the sibling called, Cream Cracker?


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    #5531
    iamwhoiam
    Registered Users Posts: 16,115 ✭✭✭✭iamwhoiam


    SusieBlue wrote: »
    Someone in a group I'm in was looking for name suggestions, here are some of the more colourful ones.

    Ryvita-Jane
    Chantilly-Rose
    Rimmini
    Emberanna-May
    Remaía
    October
    Piepyr (more unique than Piper, apparently)

    Jaxxson
    Mylo-Hunter

    Dear Lord 🙄


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    #5532
    PopePalpatine
    Registered Users Posts: 11,858 ✭✭✭✭PopePalpatine


    Sardonicat wrote: »
    Ryvita? Ry-feckin-vita?
    What's the sibling called, Cream Cracker?

    Nah, just Jacob.


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    #5533
    Hego Damask
    Registered Users Posts: 842 ✭✭✭Hego Damask


    Daenerys , or something , lately from Game of Thrones.
    I mean wtf is wrong with people, at least Khaleesi could be asain but f*cking DAENERYS ???
    Setting your kid up to be slagged for life...


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    #5534
    Water John
    Registered Users Posts: 21,204 ✭✭✭✭Water John


    I see recently a journalist named Russell and someone had decided to christen him.... JACK. WTF?


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    #5535
    con___manx1
    Registered Users Posts: 1,475 ✭✭✭con___manx1


    Met an asian girl called yoyo before ðŸ˜


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    #5536
    Omackeral
    Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    con___manx1 wrote: »
    Met an asian girl called yoyo before ðŸ˜

    I'd say she had her ups and down.


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    #5537
    Neil Issagum
    Registered Users Posts: 203 ✭✭Neil Issagum


    Oak


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    #5538
    Omackeral
    Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    Neil Issagum wrote: »
    Oak

    That's a bit wooden


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    #5539
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    What plank came up with that name?


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    #5540
    Yer Da sells Avon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,737 ✭✭✭Yer Da sells Avon


    Neil Issagum wrote: »
    Oak

    I actually know tree people with that name.


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    #5541
    Ciaranis
    Registered Users Posts: 125 ✭✭Ciaranis


    DinnyMc wrote:
    Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116 (Pronounced 'Albin')


    Password strength: Excellent


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    #5542
    Ciaranis
    Registered Users Posts: 125 ✭✭Ciaranis


    5starpool wrote:
    Someone I worked with called her child Jupiter, and the surname is Jones.

    5starpool wrote:
    Jupiter Jones. What a stupid fuking name.

    Great name. The leader of the Three Investigators (Introduced by Alfred Hitchcock). Bloody loved those books. Always wanted to live on a scrapyard when I was a boy.


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    #5543
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Ciaranis wrote: »
    Password strength: Excellent

    Sounds Welsh


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    #5544
    Bordglas
    Registered Users Posts: 44 ✭Bordglas


    When my niece had a baby.

    My Father: What did they call the child ?
    My sister: Ryan.
    My Father: Sure he couldn't be Ryan. I knew his grandfather and he was Desmond.


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    #5545
    pawdee
    Registered Users Posts: 549 ✭✭✭pawdee


    Years ago I knew a girl called Anette. Nothing wrong with the name Anette but her surname was Curtin.


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    #5546
    tupenny
    Registered Users Posts: 1,439 ✭✭✭tupenny


    pawdee wrote: »
    Years ago I knew a girl called Anette. Nothing wrong with the name Anette but her surname was Curtin.

    Original ..


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    #5547
    iamwhoiam
    Registered Users Posts: 16,115 ✭✭✭✭iamwhoiam


    pawdee wrote: »
    Years ago I knew a girl called Anette. Nothing wrong with the name Anette but her surname was Curtin.

    Thats an ancient joke , around since I was in school many many moons ago


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    #5548
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    pawdee wrote: »
    Years ago I knew a girl called Anette. Nothing wrong with the name Anette but her surname was Curtin.

    Ba doom thish!


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    #5549
    Foweva Awone
    Registered Users Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Foweva Awone


    The newest Kardashian baby is called Psalm. Which wouldn't be too bad, except surely he's going to have to spend his life correcting people who think he's called Sam.

    "No, that's Sam with a silent P and a silent L ..."


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    #5550
    pl4ichjgy17zwd
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,053 ✭✭✭pl4ichjgy17zwd


    Foweva Awone wrote:
    "No, that's Sam with a silent P and a silent L ..."

    The Americans pronounce it more like sawhm


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    #5551
    Hamsterchops
    Registered Users Posts: 3,135 ✭✭✭Hamsterchops


    Farquhar.


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