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What does your car say about you?

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    #92
    ShadowHearth
    Registered Users Posts: 22,929 ✭✭✭✭ShadowHearth


    Domo230 wrote: »
    What does my transportation say about me?

    http://www.irishbuses.com/DublinBusDublinAirport.JPG

    Spits or pisses on seats when no one is watching.


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    #93
    claireio
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4 ✭claireio


    Mine says I'm a filthy dirty yoke who hasn't washed it since I bought it over 3 yrs ago.


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    #94
    5ftGiant
    Registered Users Posts: 47 ✭5ftGiant


    mine says im an extremely happy person if i arrive at my destination safely one more time
    Eric Cartman wrote: »
    a big 4x4 says 'fcuk you, out of my way'

    a mini, figaro or smart car says 'haha im a bítch and dont know anything about anything'


    Hope you are referring to BMW Minis and not real Minis !


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    #95
    fergiesfolly
    Registered Users Posts: 3,328 ✭✭✭fergiesfolly


    Ford Focus, so mine says"Congratulations smartass, you've turned into your da"


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    #96
    dumbbell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 114 ✭✭dumbbell


    bus ****


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    #97
    Kevin Duffy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    claireio wrote: »
    Mine says I'm a filthy dirty yoke who hasn't washed it since I bought it over 3 yrs ago.

    Presumably with your 4 posts in 12 months you were just too busy posting on boards


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    #98
    wiger toods
    Closed Accounts Posts: 813 ✭✭✭wiger toods


    recylingbin wrote: »
    Fixed.

    So im a deluded arsehole then....:pac:


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    #99
    Professor Knowall
    Registered Users Posts: 82 ✭✭Professor Knowall


    My car 'says' that I am wealthy and successful. In reality, by the time I make the payments each month, I have barely any disposeable income left...


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    #100
    ottostreet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,987 ✭✭✭ottostreet


    My car says that I'm a boyracer to most people

    93 Toyota MR2


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    #101
    Johro
    Registered Users Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    lester76 wrote: »
    mine says im broke a 97 commercial pajero:mad:
    Lol I have an 89 commercial Paj. Love it though. And a Merc Vito 110 CDI.


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    #102
    eth0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,635 ✭✭✭eth0


    Mine says "Just let me die damn you!"

    91 Peugeot, getting close to 300,000km


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    #103
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    ottostreet wrote: »
    93 Toyota MR2

    Not a typical boy racer car, that was the only car I ever wanted when I was a teenager, had a pencil case with it on it and everything!

    Is it a GT T-Bar?

    *jealous*


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    #104
    galwayrush
    Registered Users Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    don't know what i says, but it's a thirsty 3 Litre bitch.


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    #105
    mattjack
    Registered Users Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    claireio wrote: »
    Mine says I'm a filthy dirty yoke who hasn't washed it since I bought it over 3 yrs ago.

    Washed "it" ? oh ...the car , right :)


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    #106
    maxfresh
    Registered Users Posts: 688 ✭✭✭maxfresh


    It says "he's f**k all money" :)


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    #107
    ottostreet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,987 ✭✭✭ottostreet


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Not a typical boy racer car, that was the only car I ever wanted when I was a teenager, had a pencil case with it on it and everything!

    Is it a GT T-Bar?

    *jealous*

    GT hardtop. Didn't want a T-bar for the budget I had, cos I didn't want to worry about leaks!


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    #108
    shaunandelly
    Registered Users Posts: 100 ✭✭shaunandelly


    If you have a Pajero then in Spanish I should worry what it says about you.


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    #109
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    My new car looks alright, its comfortable, it goes fast enough, but the main thing, it is a Diesel ( great MPG ratio and reliability) 104 tax, cheaper insurance, so my car says I am a hungry bastard.

    I am not a car person, to me they are strictly functional A to B machines, I don't love them the way some people do. I probably will never clean it, till I have to and I will drive it into the ground.

    But I love my bicycle, I am always tinkering and cleaning that. But my job is 20 miles from where I live, I do cycle it, but Ireland being Ireland you can't always do that.


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    #110
    kincsem
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,013 ✭✭✭kincsem


    Toyota Auris, the boring pensioner car. Guilty.


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    #111
    Seans_Username
    Registered Users Posts: 413 ✭✭Seans_Username


    I heard about this protestant who drives a normal enough car except everytime he revs really loudly the car says "huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun huuuuuuun huuuuuuuuuuuuuun" :P


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    #112
    rainbowdrop
    Registered Users Posts: 1,294 ✭✭✭rainbowdrop


    Felt spec '02 Audi A4...........

    Says that I'm a 23year old young fella from Donegal, who never stays within the speed limit:o:o


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    #113
    Sauve
    Registered Users Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    Mine says
    "Spatial awareness = nil"


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    #114
    pbowenroe
    Registered Users Posts: 467 ✭✭pbowenroe


    not much, not a lot of chat out of him


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    #115
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    It screams of my deep-seated psychological need - perhaps rooted in childhood - to have a vehicle to transport my kids and do the shopping.


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    #116
    orchidsrpretty
    Registered Users Posts: 2,138 ✭✭✭orchidsrpretty


    My car is a convertible. I guess it says I'm a bit of an idiot as we don't have the weather for it here. Once its gets over 10degrees though I put the top down so I feel like I can get the value out of spending extra on such a ****ty car.


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    #117
    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    i love seeing boy racers pull up beside me in a civic looking for a dice off my Fiat,and then waving goodbye as i open up my alfa engine,their tears bring me joy.


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    #118
    dirtyghettokid
    Registered Users Posts: 2,988 ✭✭✭dirtyghettokid


    my peugeot 106 gti says i'm a boy racer..
    but that's wrong... i'm a woman racer :p


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    #119
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    pmcmahon wrote: »
    i love seeing boy racers pull up beside me in a civic looking for a dice off my Fiat,and then waving goodbye as i open up my alfa engine,their tears bring me joy.

    Do you live in a Beach Boys song?


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    #120
    Fizman
    Registered Users Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    A candy white MK5 3 door GTI could say a lot of things about me. :p I certainly hear a lot of things regarding it/me anyway. Always good to take the positives with the negatives though! :)


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    #121
    diamondtooth
    Registered Users Posts: 109 ✭✭diamondtooth


    My car likes to tell the world that I know f*ck all about cars.
    Its a Ford Fiesta.


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