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What does your car say about you?

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  • 30-11-2011 4:30pm
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    pappyodaniel
    Registered Users Posts: 5,721 ✭✭✭


    You know how you associate a car with the type of person the owner is? We all stereotype. So for example you're stopped at traffic lights and you hear a loud exhaust and bangin' tunes coming out of the car behind, you look in the mirror and see a pimped up Honda Civic with blacked out windows. You can't see the driver but you assume he's some class of a scobe.

    So what other stereotypes do you make with other models of car?


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    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    pappyodaniel wrote: »
    .....see a pimped up Honda Civic with blacked out windows. You can't see the driver but you assume he's some class of a scobe.

    Or some f*ck ugly oul wan with a hearing problem.


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    phasers
    Registered Users Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    My car says that I drove into a shopping trolley one night :o


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    Snakeblood
    Registered Users Posts: 4,466 ✭✭✭Snakeblood


    pappyodaniel wrote: »
    You know how you associate a car with the type of person the owner is? We all stereotype. So for example you're stopped at traffic lights and you hear a loud exhaust and bangin' tunes coming out of the car behind, you look in the mirror see a pimped up Honda Civic with blacked out windows. You can't see the driver but you assume he's some class of a scobe.

    So what other stereotypes do you make with other models of car?


    06 Ford Focus C-Max with Babyseat: Fucking badass.


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    Guill
    Registered Users Posts: 3,331 ✭✭✭Guill


    My car says beep beep, vroom, beep, screech, vroom beep beep, screech, brake, smash.


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    pappyodaniel
    Registered Users Posts: 5,721 ✭✭✭pappyodaniel


    Mine's a 05' Octavia, which must make me a right boring bastard.


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    phasers
    Registered Users Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    pappyodaniel wrote: »
    Mine's a 05' Octavia, which must make me a right boring bastard.
    With a huge boot.


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    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Snakeblood wrote: »
    06 Ford Focus C-Max with Babyseat: Fucking badass.
    pappyodaniel wrote: »
    Mine's a 05' Octavia, which must make me a right boring bastard.

    Reg snobs, who cares what year it is? :P


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    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    phasers wrote: »
    With a huge boot.

    Dat boot.


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    #10
    RachaelVO
    Registered Users Posts: 3,108 ✭✭✭RachaelVO


    My car tell me all the time how fabulous I am!


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    Keith186
    Registered Users Posts: 3,200 ✭✭✭Keith186


    Crusty around the edges :)


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    Snakeblood
    Registered Users Posts: 4,466 ✭✭✭Snakeblood


    smash wrote: »
    Reg snobs, who cares what year it is? :P

    CARS DEFINE ME.

    My car confession. When I had to organise a service for it, and he asked me to identify it I said 'It's a blue car'. I don't know the registration, mileage, wheel depth, or any other facts about my car. I was trying to look impressive by showing I knew when it was made.


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    Kevin Duffy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    That car is a fúcking liar, don't listen to a word it says about me.


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    zenno
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,377 ✭✭✭zenno


    what does your car say about you

    my car say's I'm smashed solid broke unfortunately. little lunchbox it is, mitsubishi colt and Green of all colours. ah well maybe tonight on the lotto when i win it i can buy a new one.


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    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,212 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    That I don't have a car

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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    Snakeblood
    Registered Users Posts: 4,466 ✭✭✭Snakeblood


    Kevin Duffy wrote: »
    That car is a fúcking liar, don't listen to a word it says about me.

    We found some bruising round the exhaust pipe.


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    daithieoghan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 159 ✭✭daithieoghan


    My car says I'm beaten up, I smell of fags, dog and gym gear but I'm still going for now, oh and I drink loads


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    -Kenny-
    Registered Users Posts: 390 ✭✭-Kenny-


    I drive a Mini Cooper and im a male so to most people my car says.. Im Gay :mad:


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    moco
    Registered Users Posts: 972 ✭✭✭moco


    I might be getting a Ford Puma this week, I've loved them since they first came out.:):):)

    What will it say about me? I need a small car, less for me to hit.:(


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    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    -Kenny- wrote: »
    I drive a Mini Cooper and im a male so to most people my car says.. Im Gay :mad:
    unless it's a cooper S.


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    #21
    Katekat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 45 ✭Katekat


    Fiesta TDCI - says all I could afford but its funny at traffic lights when I can beat couple of beemers off the mark!!!! :)


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    Jaxxy
    Registered Users Posts: 4,297 ✭✭✭Jaxxy


    moco wrote: »
    I might be getting a Ford Puma this week, I've loved them since they first came out.:):):)

    What will it say about me? I need a small car, less for me to hit.:(

    It'll say you're a hairdresser. :D

    Kidding! (Sort of). The mother has one.

    Mine says I'm little but loud.


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    Katekat
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    Jaxxy wrote: »
    It'll say you're a hairdresser. :D

    Kidding! (Sort of). The mother has one.

    Mine says I'm little but loud.

    Hyundai Coupe = hairdresser :D


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    Snakeblood
    Registered Users Posts: 4,466 ✭✭✭Snakeblood


    moco wrote: »
    I might be getting a Ford Puma this week, I've loved them since they first came out.:):):)

    What will it say about me? I need a small car, less for me to hit.:(

    It'll also say you're either short or uncomfortable.


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    Kevin Duffy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    Snakeblood wrote: »
    We found some bruising round the exhaust pipe.

    Using the Corgi model, show us where he touched you....


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    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users Posts: 29,294 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    It means that at this moment I cant aford a better one.


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    Teyla Emmagan
    Registered Users Posts: 5,641 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    Mine says that I'm a dirty, slovenly whore.

    :(


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    #28
    charlietheminxx
    Registered Users Posts: 2,579 ✭✭✭charlietheminxx


    It's a 00 1.2L Opel Corsa.... It says I am poor :P


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    #29
    jonnyfingers
    Registered Users Posts: 2,333 ✭✭✭jonnyfingers


    I bought a second hand 1982 Pontiac Trans Am. It keeps calling me Michael and talks to me in a camp American accent.


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    moco
    Registered Users Posts: 972 ✭✭✭moco


    Jaxxy wrote: »
    It'll say you're a hairdresser. :D

    Kidding! (Sort of). The mother has one.

    Mine says I'm little but loud.

    lol no but that's what I wanted to be when I was wee. :o


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    moco
    Registered Users Posts: 972 ✭✭✭moco


    Snakeblood wrote: »
    It'll also say you're either short or uncomfortable.

    Yea, I'm a short arse. :pac:


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