What does your car say about you?

pappyodaniel

You know how you associate a car with the type of person the owner is? We all stereotype. So for example you're stopped at traffic lights and you hear a loud exhaust and bangin' tunes coming out of the car behind, you look in the mirror and see a pimped up Honda Civic with blacked out windows. You can't see the driver but you assume he's some class of a scobe.

So what other stereotypes do you make with other models of car?

chin_grin

pappyodaniel wrote: »

.....see a pimped up Honda Civic with blacked out windows. You can't see the driver but you assume he's some class of a scobe.

Or some f*ck ugly oul wan with a hearing problem.

phasers

My car says that I drove into a shopping trolley one night

Snakeblood

pappyodaniel wrote: »

You know how you associate a car with the type of person the owner is? We all stereotype. So for example you're stopped at traffic lights and you hear a loud exhaust and bangin' tunes coming out of the car behind, you look in the mirror see a pimped up Honda Civic with blacked out windows. You can't see the driver but you assume he's some class of a scobe.

So what other stereotypes do you make with other models of car?

06 Ford Focus C-Max with Babyseat: Fucking badass.

Guill

My car says beep beep, vroom, beep, screech, vroom beep beep, screech, brake, smash.

pappyodaniel

Mine's a 05' Octavia, which must make me a right boring bastard.

phasers

pappyodaniel wrote: »

Mine's a 05' Octavia, which must make me a right boring bastard.

With a huge boot.

smash

Snakeblood wrote: »

06 Ford Focus C-Max with Babyseat: Fucking badass.

pappyodaniel wrote: »

Mine's a 05' Octavia, which must make me a right boring bastard.

Reg snobs, who cares what year it is? :P

chin_grin

phasers wrote: »

With a huge boot.

Dat boot.

RachaelVO

My car tell me all the time how fabulous I am!

Keith186

Crusty around the edges

Snakeblood

smash wrote: »

Reg snobs, who cares what year it is? :P

CARS DEFINE ME.

My car confession. When I had to organise a service for it, and he asked me to identify it I said 'It's a blue car'. I don't know the registration, mileage, wheel depth, or any other facts about my car. I was trying to look impressive by showing I knew when it was made.

Kevin Duffy

That car is a fúcking liar, don't listen to a word it says about me.

zenno

what does your car say about you

my car say's I'm smashed solid broke unfortunately. little lunchbox it is, mitsubishi colt and Green of all colours. ah well maybe tonight on the lotto when i win it i can buy a new one.

GLaDOS

That I don't have a car

Snakeblood

Kevin Duffy wrote: »

That car is a fúcking liar, don't listen to a word it says about me.

We found some bruising round the exhaust pipe.

daithieoghan

My car says I'm beaten up, I smell of fags, dog and gym gear but I'm still going for now, oh and I drink loads

-Kenny-

I drive a Mini Cooper and im a male so to most people my car says.. Im Gay :mad:

moco

I might be getting a Ford Puma this week, I've loved them since they first came out.:):):)

What will it say about me? I need a small car, less for me to hit.:(

smash

-Kenny- wrote: »

I drive a Mini Cooper and im a male so to most people my car says.. Im Gay :mad:

unless it's a cooper S.

Katekat

Fiesta TDCI - says all I could afford but its funny at traffic lights when I can beat couple of beemers off the mark!!!!

Jaxxy

moco wrote: »

I might be getting a Ford Puma this week, I've loved them since they first came out.:):):)

What will it say about me? I need a small car, less for me to hit.:(

It'll say you're a hairdresser.

Kidding! (Sort of). The mother has one.

Mine says I'm little but loud.

Katekat

Jaxxy wrote: »

It'll say you're a hairdresser.

Kidding! (Sort of). The mother has one.

Mine says I'm little but loud.

Hyundai Coupe = hairdresser

Snakeblood

moco wrote: »

I might be getting a Ford Puma this week, I've loved them since they first came out.:):):)

What will it say about me? I need a small car, less for me to hit.:(

It'll also say you're either short or uncomfortable.

Kevin Duffy

Snakeblood wrote: »

We found some bruising round the exhaust pipe.

Using the Corgi model, show us where he touched you....

Mint Sauce

It means that at this moment I cant aford a better one.

Teyla Emmagan

Mine says that I'm a dirty, slovenly whore.

charlietheminxx

It's a 00 1.2L Opel Corsa.... It says I am poor :P

jonnyfingers

I bought a second hand 1982 Pontiac Trans Am. It keeps calling me Michael and talks to me in a camp American accent.

moco

Jaxxy wrote: »

It'll say you're a hairdresser.

Kidding! (Sort of). The mother has one.

Mine says I'm little but loud.

lol no but that's what I wanted to be when I was wee.

moco

Snakeblood wrote: »

It'll also say you're either short or uncomfortable.

Yea, I'm a short arse. :pac:

puddinboxxx

Mine says that Im a Pimp.. B-)

smash

Katekat wrote: »

Fiesta TDCI - says all I could afford but its funny at traffic lights when I can beat couple of beemers off the mark!!!!

No you can't, they're just more mature than you are.

eurofoxy

-Kenny- wrote: »

I drive a Mini Cooper and im a male so to most people my car says.. Im Gay :mad:

on my third mini, new one is a 2 seater coupe and i think it shouts that i am comfortable with myself, except for the haters they call me gay... can't win i suppose...

TeddyTedson

I look like a boy racer who thinks he's a dealer from the outside.
But on the inside it makes me look as if I live in my car.
I'm broke, I can't afford anything else! :mad:

jester77

I've never owned a car = awesome public transport

Katekat

smash wrote: »

No you can't, they're just more mature than you are.

why thanks..... I'll just collect my OAP pass now.:rolleyes:

cml387

Kevin Duffy wrote: »

Using the Corgi model, show us where he touched you....

I swear I thought it was a 93 reg.

4zn76tysfajdxp

Mine says that I'm a girl who lives in Ireland. Which is a half truth. I really should bring that yoke over here.

smash

Matilda Ashy Bifocals wrote: »

Mine says that I'm a girl who lives in Ireland. Which is a half truth. I really should bring that yoke over here.

You're a girl?

Damn your deceiving avy.

mattjack

Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

Mine says that I'm a dirty, slovenly whore.

we know..:)

Snakeblood

Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

Mine says that I'm a dirty, slovenly whore.

Y'know, the slovenly part really drags this description down.

Kevin Duffy

Matilda Ashy Bifocals wrote: »

Mine says that I'm a girl who lives in Ireland. Which is a half truth. I really should bring that yoke over here.

Either I'm missing the joke, or this is the most surprising thing the internet has told me in quite some time.

Kevin Duffy

cml387 wrote: »

I swear I thought it was a 93 reg.

It lured me in with its lowered skirts and big trunk full o'junk. Stupid sexy cars

cavan4sam

mine says ya tight hoor

4zn76tysfajdxp

smash wrote: »

You're a girl?

Damn your deceiving avy.

I'm not but my car is considered girly. And in Ireland, where I am not.

The King of Moo

A BMW tells me that its owner probably doesn't lower him/herself to indicating.

:pac:

Ellis Dee

Since I don't have a car, does that mean I don't exist?;):)

mattjack

cavan4sam wrote: »

mine says ya tight hoor

your name says your a funny tight hoor..

spoofilyj

my Car says I'm a soccer mom...even though I'm a guy in my late 20's

07 Silver toyota corolla,

Although I manly it up in the summer when it normally has roofracks and kayaks on it...:p

Oh and the 'C' reg gets me out of trouble when I make a mistake while driving in Dublin...
Other drivers just shake their heads and mutter culchie ****ker doesent know where he's going :-D

ScumLord

My white van says **** you civies I'm going anyway.