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What does your car say about you?

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    #62
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    4x4 in the city, especially the ones which.....arent a 4x4 = some milf with a baby seat in the back

    bus = ****

    white van = guy with breakfast roll


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    #63
    Raminahobbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,983 ✭✭✭Raminahobbin


    I was never one for cars, couldn't tell one from the other apart from colour. Then it came time to buy my first car and I found one I LOVED and probably played this ad a bit too much when I was researching the car before I bought it...

    http://youtu.be/dWNpmlFIG6Q

    (mine's blue with a spoiler though)

    A year on and I'm still in love with the thing :D Absolutely no idea what it says about me, but when I see it I still go 'weeeeeeee!' and I LOVE driving it :D

    Feels like I've been initiated into an exclusive club of HR-V drivers, constantly getting lights flashing and horns beeping at me from other HR-V drivers!

    My car is awesome. Therefore, I am awesome.


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    #64
    JimmyMoose
    Closed Accounts Posts: 128 ✭✭JimmyMoose


    Look at me with my first time post in After Hours, Howdy!


    I drive a lovely little Clio, she's a beaut, queen of the highway.


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    #65
    flutterflye
    Registered Users Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    Well I have an old school Micra.

    I would have thought it says - young driver with first car that is halfway decent compared to alot of the bangers out there.

    But the good people of AH have set me straight time and time again, and it appears that I am a myriad of different things, all of which point to me being the worst kind of driver there could ever be.

    People can be so cruel :(


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    #66
    W.Shakes-Beer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,975 ✭✭✭W.Shakes-Beer


    I drive a blue 1.8 Opel Astra Bertone

    It says, I didn't follow the herd of sheep and buy a 3 series coupe but something thats a bit more of an underdog, while being more luxurious than most 3 series and probably quicker.

    But most people will go jaysus look at that long Astra...

    Can't really think of anything else.


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    #67
    Lurching
    Registered Users Posts: 1,239 ✭✭✭Lurching


    I drive a hilux.

    Does that make me like Rambo as its multi purpose and lethal in the rain?


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    #68
    somefeen
    Registered Users Posts: 1,657 ✭✭✭somefeen


    Me and my car are very similar. Its battered, slow in the mornings, smokes, always running on fumes, desperately needs new tyres, hasnt been washed in a while but loves the snow and makes a nice noise.

    Put all that into the equivelant for a human and its me.


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    #69
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    I use a hovercraft.

    Which are faster?

    Blue cars or red ones?


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    #70
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    I've no idea what my car says about me. Once it goes it stays in my good books..


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    #71
    EGAR
    Registered Users Posts: 2,874 ✭✭✭EGAR


    I love my little SEAT Inca, get's me from a to b and sometimes to c too. And plenty of room in the back :D.


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    #72
    wiger toods
    Closed Accounts Posts: 813 ✭✭✭wiger toods


    Mine's a Merc C180 Advantgarde. So im an arsehole and a snob. Im tired of my car talking sh*t about me behind my back! No service for that bastard this year:mad:


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    #73
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    EGAR wrote: »
    I love my little SEAT Inca, get's me from a to b and sometimes to c too. And plenty of room in the back :D.

    I always wonder about people that drive them, those and the cheeky cento's. You wouldn't want to be in a smack in either tbh.


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    #74
    EGAR
    Registered Users Posts: 2,874 ✭✭✭EGAR


    Abi wrote: »
    I always wonder about people that drive them, those and the cheeky cento's. You wouldn't want to be in a smack in either tbh.

    Cheap to buy, cheap to run, cheap to insure and easy to get parts for. And since I run an animal rescue very handy for transporting dogs, hay for the horses etc.


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    #75
    rain on
    Registered Users Posts: 1,732 ✭✭✭rain on


    Skoda Fabia.

    Boring but at least I have a small arse.


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    #76
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    EGAR wrote: »
    Cheap to buy, cheap to run, cheap to insure and easy to get parts for. And since I run an animal rescue very handy for transporting dogs, hay for the horses etc.

    I'd say theres some bang off it :pac:


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    #77
    lester76
    Registered Users Posts: 601 ✭✭✭lester76


    mine says im broke a 97 commercial pajero:mad:


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    #78
    Eric Cartman
    Registered Users Posts: 26,282 ✭✭✭✭Eric Cartman


    lester76 wrote: »
    mine says im broke a 97 commercial pajero:mad:

    a 97 pajero is still better than a 2011 micra , atleast the pajero is a bit of a work horse


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    #79
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    Mine says I like style, comfort, noise and an endless to-do list. Alfa Romeo 156.


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    #80
    recylingbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    wiger toods wrote: »
    Mine's a Merc C180 Advantgarde. So im an arsehole and a snob not able to afford a decent car but think I'm a young Bill Gates. Im tired of my car talking sh*t about me behind my back! No service for that bastard this year:mad:
    Fixed.


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    #81
    foxinsox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭foxinsox


    My car says:

    " Jaysus! I wish this bitch would ever clean the **** out of my boot, there are Christmas presents from last year in it, she takes them out the odd time if she needs me to carry something big and then wait for it, she throws them back in the boot again."

    "Don't get me started on the back seat, she buys plants all the time and then drives too fast, so there is soil all over me, if she chucked a few grass seeds in the back, I'm sure they'd grow." :(

    " Oh! and Yo! bitch, will ya ever get my driver side window fixed, ya thought you were real clever opening an electric window in the snow, didn't you? Stupid stupid ejit, you had to just keep at it until you broke it!"

    " Lastly, please give me some oil at the least, I'd ask for a service but I know that ain't gonna happen!" :rolleyes:

    "But I do love you... and I will try my upmost to keep going because I know you are broke." :)


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    #82
    Garzorico
    Registered Users Posts: 1,181 ✭✭✭Garzorico


    mine says i'm both cash & time poor and going to be broker-er after the budget.....2.4L petrol 8 seater Toyota Estima! :D


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    #83
    loopyloulilly
    Registered Users Posts: 173 ✭✭loopyloulilly


    Loathes the cold and wet weather.

    Water hits the fan belt she starts squealing rev count falls to zero and the battery comes on. Car is stalled :/

    She has her good and bad days.


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    #84
    mojesius
    Registered Users Posts: 4,329 ✭✭✭mojesius


    The car I drive laughs at me and says: "Look at you, you're a woman in her late twenties who drives her mother's car".


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    #85
    OAOB
    Registered Users Posts: 1,286 ✭✭✭OAOB


    I have 2 cars, i guess that makes me a schizo


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    #86
    ShadowHearth
    Registered Users Posts: 22,929 ✭✭✭✭ShadowHearth


    Currently I drive Mazda mx5, so I presume I am ultimate hairdresser fruitcake out here.


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    #87
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users Posts: 29,294 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    OAOB wrote: »
    I have 2 cars, i guess that makes me a schizo

    No, just a show off.

    :p


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    #88
    Novella
    Registered Users Posts: 13,713 ✭✭✭✭Novella


    My car was a present, I didn't pick it myself so it doesn't really say much about me. Other than I'm a lucky bitch who had someone buy her a new car!


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    #89
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Mine says I'm metallic mint green, born in 2003 and small and zippy.

    <3 mah car


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    #90
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Mine says I'm a 63 year old man. But it's broked so I drive my husband's- which says I'm a 67 year old man.


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    #91
    Kevin Duffy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    Domo230 wrote: »
    What does my transportation say about me?

    http://www.irishbuses.com/DublinBusDublinAirport.JPG

    Buswanker of course.


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