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What does your car say about you?

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    #32
    puddinboxxx
    Registered Users Posts: 162 ✭✭puddinboxxx


    Mine says that Im a Pimp.. B-)


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    #33
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Katekat wrote: »
    Fiesta TDCI - says all I could afford but its funny at traffic lights when I can beat couple of beemers off the mark!!!! :)
    No you can't, they're just more mature than you are.


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    #34
    eurofoxy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 440 ✭✭eurofoxy


    -Kenny- wrote: »
    I drive a Mini Cooper and im a male so to most people my car says.. Im Gay :mad:

    on my third mini, new one is a 2 seater coupe and i think it shouts that i am comfortable with myself, except for the haters they call me gay... can't win i suppose...


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    #35
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    I look like a boy racer who thinks he's a dealer from the outside.
    But on the inside it makes me look as if I live in my car.
    I'm broke, I can't afford anything else! :mad:


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    #36
    jester77
    Registered Users Posts: 11,262 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    I've never owned a car = awesome public transport :D


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    #37
    Katekat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 45 ✭Katekat


    smash wrote: »
    No you can't, they're just more mature than you are.

    why thanks..... I'll just collect my OAP pass now.:rolleyes:


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    #38
    cml387
    Registered Users Posts: 8,383 ✭✭✭cml387


    Kevin Duffy wrote: »
    Using the Corgi model, show us where he touched you....

    I swear I thought it was a 93 reg.


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    #39
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Mine says that I'm a girl who lives in Ireland. Which is a half truth. I really should bring that yoke over here.


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    #40
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Matilda Ashy Bifocals wrote: »
    Mine says that I'm a girl who lives in Ireland. Which is a half truth. I really should bring that yoke over here.
    You're a girl?

    Damn your deceiving avy.


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    #41
    mattjack
    Registered Users Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    Teyla Emmagan wrote: »
    Mine says that I'm a dirty, slovenly whore.

    :(

    we know..:)


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    #42
    Snakeblood
    Registered Users Posts: 4,466 ✭✭✭Snakeblood


    Teyla Emmagan wrote: »
    Mine says that I'm a dirty, slovenly whore.

    :(

    Y'know, the slovenly part really drags this description down.


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    #43
    Kevin Duffy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    Matilda Ashy Bifocals wrote: »
    Mine says that I'm a girl who lives in Ireland. Which is a half truth. I really should bring that yoke over here.


    Either I'm missing the joke, or this is the most surprising thing the internet has told me in quite some time.


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    #44
    Kevin Duffy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    cml387 wrote: »
    I swear I thought it was a 93 reg.

    It lured me in with its lowered skirts and big trunk full o'junk. Stupid sexy cars :(


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    #45
    cavan4sam
    Registered Users Posts: 1,127 ✭✭✭cavan4sam


    mine says ya tight hoor


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    #46
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    smash wrote: »
    You're a girl?

    Damn your deceiving avy.
    I'm not but my car is considered girly. And in Ireland, where I am not.


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    #47
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    A BMW tells me that its owner probably doesn't lower him/herself to indicating.

    :pac:


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    #48
    Ellis Dee
    Registered Users Posts: 2,512 ✭✭✭Ellis Dee


    Since I don't have a car, does that mean I don't exist?;):)


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    #49
    mattjack
    Registered Users Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    cavan4sam wrote: »
    mine says ya tight hoor

    your name says your a funny tight hoor..


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    #50
    spoofilyj
    Registered Users Posts: 579 ✭✭✭spoofilyj


    my Car says I'm a soccer mom...even though I'm a guy in my late 20's

    07 Silver toyota corolla,

    Although I manly it up in the summer when it normally has roofracks and kayaks on it...:p

    Oh and the 'C' reg gets me out of trouble when I make a mistake while driving in Dublin...
    Other drivers just shake their heads and mutter culchie ****ker doesent know where he's going :-D


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    #51
    ScumLord
    Registered Users Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    My white van says **** you civies I'm going anyway.


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    #52
    phasers
    Registered Users Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Matilda Ashy Bifocals wrote: »
    I'm not but my car is considered girly. And in Ireland, where I am not.
    Where are you?


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    #53
    redzerologhlen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,329 ✭✭✭redzerologhlen


    Mines a toyota land cruiser

    What does that say about me??


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    #54
    Kevin Duffy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    redzerologhlen wrote: »
    Mines a toyota land cruiser

    What does that say about me??

    Clearly you are a Somalian Warlord, Effendi.


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    #55
    df1985
    Registered Users Posts: 4,432 ✭✭✭df1985


    "family man" (ford focus)


    couldnt be more wrong!


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    #56
    meoklmrk91
    Registered Users Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭meoklmrk91


    00 1L Polo

    The daughters first car picked out and funded by daddy.

    Not really though, my dad was with me but I picked it out and paid for it myself.


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    #57
    redzerologhlen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,329 ✭✭✭redzerologhlen


    Kevin Duffy wrote: »
    Clearly you are a Somalian Warlord, Effendi.

    Suburban mother who has to drive 200 yards to bring the kids to school and doesnt care about global warming actually, Closest it ever went to going off road was turning on the neighbours lawn because it's too big for me to drive....you were close though:D


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    #58
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    phasers wrote: »
    Where are you?
    Finland.


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    #59
    pow wow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,288 ✭✭✭pow wow


    VRT dodger. Well that's what people hear it say anyway.


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    #60
    Eric Cartman
    Registered Users Posts: 26,282 ✭✭✭✭Eric Cartman


    a big 4x4 says 'fcuk you, out of my way'

    a mini, figaro or smart car says 'haha im a bítch and dont know anything about anything'


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    #61
    phasers
    Registered Users Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Matilda Ashy Bifocals wrote: »
    Finland.
    Well Finnish up whatever you're doing and come back. Or giz the keys to your car so I can go joyriding.


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