Testicle Cleaveage Question

Stiffler2

Well, I was down with another employee not 10 minutes ago whom happened to be a right ol looker with a low cut top. She was sitting, I was standing.

Long story short, she looked away, I looked down her top. She stung me and look annoyed for whatever reason ??

I mean you put them on display like that and that's what happens. You may as well have a sign around your neck that says : "Please look down my blouse"

Anyway this got me thinking. If I was to display 1 testicle through my zipper and put it in a sling similiar to a bra and walked around the office do you think women would find it hard not to look at it / stare at it.

Not for any attraction reasons but just because it's hanging out the ways the breasts do in low cut tops. It's just not fair at all

I reckon if I was to sling the testicles and put them on display in front of the zipper I could definately sting a few wimminz looking at my boll!x.

I hope you see my point here :

Rant Over /

Fear Uladh

What if you make a balls of it?

Red Hand

A mankini is what you want, man. It's not illegal, but should be imo.

Gary4279

Apt user name.

Oranage2

I honestly think girls wear low cut tops for the Lolz - the other day I was going to the gym in clontarf and the receptionist had her boobs propper out - I had to get another card and it was such an awkward moment in a turn on way - everytime she went to the computer I had a good look but when she was talking to me I had to look over the top of her head - She knew what she was doing!!!

stupidusername

I, for one, would love to see more testicles on display.

FatherLen

i love when this topic shows up every couple of months.

Abi

Stiffler2 wrote: »

Well, I was down with another employee not 10 minutes ago whom happened to be a right ol looker with a low cut top. She was sitting, I was standing.

Long story short, she looked away, I looked down her top. She stung me and look annoyed for whatever reason ??

I mean you put them on display like that and that's what happens. You may as well have a sign around your neck that says : "Please look down my blouse"

Anyway this got me thinking. If I was to display 1 testicle through my zipper and put it in a sling similiar to a bra and walked around the office do you think women would find it hard not to look at it / stare at it.

Not for any attraction reasons but just because it's hanging out the ways the breasts do in low cut tops. It's just not fair at all

I reckon if I was to sling the testicles and put them on display in front of the zipper I could definately sting a few wimminz looking at my boll!x.

I hope you see my point here :

Rant Over /

I'd like to see that just for the pure comical value.


I wear low cut tops, I know they might be glanced at, and I don't give a shit.

You should have asked her what she was annoyed for.

Stiffler2

Red Hand wrote: »

A mankini is what you want, man. It's not illegal, but should be imo.

Similiar to what Borat wears ??
*Noted - could work on non uniform days ?

IdidIt

Space avalanche read your mind.

http://www.spaceavalanche.com/2011/03/09/work-environment/

Ellis Dee

That looking annoyed bit is just one of those things that some women do. If you hadn't perved her tits when she showed them off, she's probably be going around saying she suspected you were queer.;)

That idea of having your testicles hanging out like that is not a great one, unless the Irish climate suddenly gets a lot warmer.:eek:

BTW, remember that song that Foster and Allen sing about the Stone outside Dan Murphy's Door?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ibQHZGlirI

If you ever wondered what happened to it, the answer is that Bord Failte put another one beside it and made a bollocks of it.:):)

Captain Darling

How do you get the frank above the beans?

Stiffler2

Captain Darling wrote: »

How do you get the frank above the beans?

ya wha ?

frag420

Abi wrote: »

I wear low cut tops, I know they might be glanced at, and I don't give a sh[COLOR="Black"]i[/COLOR].

I don't believe you, I think we need proof of this claim!!

frAg

-Trek-

Stiffler2 wrote: »

Anyway this got me thinking.

Famous last words

Kiera

Nads cleavage, this is why I feel so at home in After Hours!

admiralofthefleet

i love a nice pair of top bollox

CdeC

Stiffler2 wrote: »

Long story short, she looked away, I looked down her top. She stung me and look annoyed for whatever reason ??

Rant Over /

The reason she looked annoyed because you're ugly and gross. If you were hot she probably would've invited you in for a squeeze.

OldGoat

Abi wrote: »

I wear low cut tops

Pics or G...awww we did this one already. Fresh meat please!

Kiera

CdeC wrote: »

Stiffler2 wrote: »

Long story short, she looked away, I looked down her top. She stung me and look annoyed for whatever reason ??

Rant Over /

The reason she looked annoyed because you're ugly and gross. If you were hot she probably would've invited you in for a squeeze.

Or a motorboat. Can't beat an aul motor boating from a hot stranger

Snowie

stupidusername wrote: »

I, for one, would love to see more testicles on display.

so are you gonna stand there saying to yur self cooooorrrr id love to suck them there balls

OldGoat wrote: »

Pics or G...awww we did this one already. Fresh meat please!

:eek:

god damm it man pull your self together!:D

stop ninja editing to :mad: saw what you said :mad:

Big Nasty

OP - you haven't heard of 'Balls Out Jeans' then?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zrl5sYmApcI

OldGoat

Kiera wrote: »

You just got in there, goaty

BWahahahahaha I just edited my edit and now you look silly.
Motorboating - lovely pastime, fun for all the senses.

stupidusername

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

so are you gonna stand there saying to yur self cooooorrrr id love to suck them there balls

I don't really get cravings to suck balls, so probably not.

Kiera

OldGoat wrote: »

Kiera wrote: »

You just got in there, goaty

BWahahahahaha I just edited my edit and now you look silly.
Motorboating - lovely pastime, fun for all the senses.

You've lost the plot old timer

Snowie

stupidusername wrote: »

I don't really get cravings to suck balls, so probably not.

well then why would you want to see them :pac:?

how about more bulge might be a better term as it were ??

stupidusername

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

well then why would you want to see them :pac:?

how about more bulge might be a better term as it were ??

bulge is good. nice to see.

well i've never had a man have his balls hanging out of his pants in front of me before, so who knows, maybe I will get that urge

Kiera

stupidusername wrote: »

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

well then why would you want to see them :pac:?

how about more bulge might be a better term as it were ??

bulge is good. nice to see.

well i've never had a man have his balls hanging out of his pants in front of me before, so who knows, maybe I will get that urge

Take a stroll down to dollymount

parker kent

The thing is, boobs are lovely and everybody wants to look at them. Balls are horrible and far less people want to see them :pac:

A better comparison would be girls complaining about cleavage gazing whilst doing their fair share of "appreciative glances" at arms, torsos, bulges etc.

BTW I say "appreciative glances" as a girl once tried to pretend there was some difference between her checking out men and guys checking out girls. Both sexes have their moments when they ogle a bit too much!

Abi

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

:eek:

god damm it man pull your self together!:D

stop ninja editing to :mad: saw what you said :mad:

Dare I ask? :pac:



Balls are funs. I'm all for this new balls on display gig :cool:

sbsquarepants

I'm a bloke and if you walked around my office with your balls in a sling, i'd stare. Why would women be any different?
It's not everyday you see some bloke with his nuts in a sling!