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The world is ending !! should you be saved

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    #32
    jamiecoins
    Registered Users Posts: 638 ✭✭✭jamiecoins


    Doctor Jimbob wrote: »
    I have a big mickey.
    westendgirlie wrote: »
    I have child bearing hips


    we have a match :o


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    #33
    jamiecoins
    Registered Users Posts: 638 ✭✭✭jamiecoins


    Ice87 wrote: »
    how about everyone doing the girl from countdown?

    carol or the new one?
    that would be something to do on the last day lol


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    #34
    westendgirlie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,125 ✭✭✭westendgirlie


    jamiecoins wrote: »
    we have a match :o

    Weyhey, I'm in! Or should that be.... He's in ??? ;)


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    #35
    jimmycrackcorm
    Registered Users Posts: 14,330 ✭✭✭✭jimmycrackcorm


    because I have more posts.


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    #36
    jamiecoins
    Registered Users Posts: 638 ✭✭✭jamiecoins


    westendgirlie wrote: »
    Weyhey, I'm in! Or should that be.... He's in ??? ;)


    well if he was in it might be a 2 for 1 offer lol


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    #37
    Alan b.
    Registered Users Posts: 511 ✭✭✭Alan b.


    westendgirlie wrote: »
    Weyhey, I'm in! Or should that be.... He's in ??? ;)

    someones getting schticky. ;)


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    #38
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    jamiecoins wrote: »
    ok so the world is going to end soon lets say a few thousand meteors are going to hit the world and were all going to die unless you get a ticket to a number of underground blast bunkers limited places available

    Oh noes! :eek:
    smart people have all got tickets first

    Oh I'm already in then


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    #39
    Johnny D. Mudd
    Registered Users Posts: 211 ✭✭Johnny D. Mudd


    Alan b. wrote: »
    or.... as there is no doubt more of us then them, we just over run them and kick them out.

    We could do that. But then we'd be the ones tucked up safely in the shelter and it'd be the other ones taking part in the orgy. Of course with only so many people being able to get in, most would be left out and since the number of people outside vastly outnumbers the number of people inside, they'd kick us out. But then we'd outnumber them again and the entire pattern will repeat until the world explodes and we'll all be dead anyway.
    jamiecoins wrote: »
    how bout everyone doing the theme music to countdown :pac:

    We could but it'd be less convincing when we're trying to time that last BONG to take place right when the world explodes.:p


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    #40
    jamiecoins
    Registered Users Posts: 638 ✭✭✭jamiecoins


    Johnny D. Mudd wrote: »
    We could do that. But then we'd be the ones tucked up safely in the shelter and it'd be the other ones taking part in the orgy. Of course with only so many people being able to get in, most would be left out and since the number of people outside vastly outnumbers the number of people inside, they'd kick us out. But then we'd outnumber them again and the entire pattern will repeat until the world explodes and we'll all be dead anyway.


    well played my friend
    well played :D


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    #41
    Alan b.
    Registered Users Posts: 511 ✭✭✭Alan b.


    Johnny D. Mudd wrote: »
    We could do that. But then we'd be the ones tucked up safely in the shelter and it'd be the other ones taking part in the orgy. Of course with only so many people being able to get in, most would be left out and since the number of people outside vastly outnumbers the number of people inside, they'd kick us out. But then we'd outnumber them again and the entire pattern will repeat until the world explodes and we'll all be dead anyway.



    We could but it'd be less convincing when we're trying to time that last BONG to take place right when the world explodes.:p

    they'red always be more room inside then they would have people, the snobby ****ers would just want their comfort.
    we could break in, and have a celebratory orgy.


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    #42
    Bodhidharma
    Registered Users Posts: 942 ✭✭✭Bodhidharma


    I should get one because I'm great, in fact I should probably get two so I can put my feet up


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    #43
    joshrogan
    Registered Users Posts: 855 ✭✭✭joshrogan


    1. why shouldyou be saved? I can't do anything better than anyone else that would be useful so I guess I shouldn't be saved :(
    2.what can you offer in rebuilding the world?I can supervise the rebuilding offering nothing but harsh criticism
    3. if you got a ticket would you transfer it to your wife/husband or child?I'm only 18!
    4. you dont get a ticket what would you do on your last day ?Just go for a walk in nature I guess.
    5.what ah mod would you save
    please be as random as possible


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    #44
    2 stroke
    Registered Users Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭2 stroke


    I've been told I'm in capable of monogamy. My skill will be required to repopulate the planet.


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    #45
    Johnny D. Mudd
    Registered Users Posts: 211 ✭✭Johnny D. Mudd


    jamiecoins wrote: »
    well played my friend
    well played :D

    It helps when you're ridiculously obsessed with every little detail.:p
    Alan b. wrote: »
    they'red always be more room inside then they would have people, the snobby ****ers would just want their comfort.
    we could break in, and have a celebratory orgy.

    Of course, if we have a big enough orgy, with some luck and some form of radiation that speeds growth up a hundred-fold, we could form enough new people to easily hold off any threat from the outside. We'll be mostly crushed but it'll be worth it.:D


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    #46
    jimmymal
    Registered Users Posts: 228 ✭✭jimmymal


    Ice87 wrote: »
    how about everyone doing the girl from countdown?

    sounds like a plan and ill happily call seconds after you sir seeing as you called it first;)


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    #47
    Alan b.
    Registered Users Posts: 511 ✭✭✭Alan b.


    Johnny D. Mudd wrote: »
    It helps when you're ridiculously obsessed with every little detail.:p



    Of course, if we have a big enough orgy, with some luck and some form of radiation that speeds growth up a hundred-fold, we could form enough new people to easily hold off any threat from the outside. We'll be mostly crushed but it'll be worth it.:D

    now your getting it. build our own army to fend of the freaks and weirdos that are left. IT people and such. :D


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    #48
    jamiecoins
    Registered Users Posts: 638 ✭✭✭jamiecoins


    we talking about carol or the new one ?


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    #49
    jamiecoins
    Registered Users Posts: 638 ✭✭✭jamiecoins


    Alan b. wrote: »
    now your getting it. build our own army to fend of the freaks and weirdos that are left. IT people and such. :D

    what if the it people create some kinda cyborgs from captured weirdos to fight for them :rolleyes:


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    #50
    Alan b.
    Registered Users Posts: 511 ✭✭✭Alan b.


    the IT people ARE the weirdos.

    anyway, cyborbs versus radiated mutant army. would make a good replacement for soccer and hollywood.


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    #51
    Johnny D. Mudd
    Registered Users Posts: 211 ✭✭Johnny D. Mudd


    Alan b. wrote: »
    now your getting it. build our own army to fend of the freaks and weirdos that are left. IT people and such. :D
    jamiecoins wrote: »
    what if the it people create some kinda cyborgs from captured weirdos to fight for them :rolleyes:

    At the end of the day lads, the simplest solution may be to just bar the door with a couple of steel pipes and such.

    :D


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    #52
    the_syco
    Registered Users Posts: 37,295 ✭✭✭✭the_syco


    jamiecoins wrote: »
    . why shouldyou be saved I got in and locked the door of the bunker after me
    2.what can you offer in rebuilding the world? I'll let a few mates in, and some babes to repopulate the world with
    3. if you got a ticket would you transfer it to your wife/husband or child? Get in, kill a few I deem useless, and get the entire family in
    4. you dont get a ticket what would you do on your last day ? Storm the bunker, and/or pop over to the Dam
    5.what ah mod would you save As they're all male, none of em :P
    please be as random as possible :rolleyes:
    As above :pac:


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    #53
    efb
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    I'll give my ticket to Joe Ratzinger- see ya suckers!


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    #54
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Last day with no ticket- big gay orgy! Bareback!!!


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    #55
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    The world is over- so n/a re: rebuilding


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    #56
    jamiecoins
    Registered Users Posts: 638 ✭✭✭jamiecoins


    efb wrote: »
    The world is over- so n/a re: rebuilding
    all who are in the bunker are saved and get to start again


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    #57
    Johnny D. Mudd
    Registered Users Posts: 211 ✭✭Johnny D. Mudd


    jamiecoins wrote: »
    all who are in the bunker are saved and get to start again

    Unless the roof collapses and kills everybody inside.

    Then we really are facooked.


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    #58
    jamiecoins
    Registered Users Posts: 638 ✭✭✭jamiecoins


    jamiecoins wrote: »
    its a secret amazing bunker built by the russians :confused:
    Johnny D. Mudd wrote: »
    Unless the roof collapses and kills everybody inside.

    Then we really are facooked.


    its russian built not bought in ikea :rolleyes:


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    #59
    Pdfile
    Registered Users Posts: 2,115 ✭✭✭Pdfile


    Deleted User wrote: »
    First Facebook and now the World?

    Well bugger me.

    ok :cool:


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    #60
    jamiecoins
    Registered Users Posts: 638 ✭✭✭jamiecoins


    efb wrote: »
    Last day with no ticket- big gay orgy! Bareback!!!
    Pdfile wrote: »
    ok :cool:

    another match :eek:


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    #61
    Johnny D. Mudd
    Registered Users Posts: 211 ✭✭Johnny D. Mudd


    jamiecoins wrote: »
    its russian built not bought in ikea :rolleyes:

    That may be so but It's possible that Putin is planning on instating Russia as the worlds only Superpower by deliberately building shoddy bunkers for everyone outside of Russia and its allies in the hopes that we rely too much on it for our safety and end up being crushed underweight by it.

    ;)


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